"That is truly horrible, honestly. However, he is a machine; wouldn't it be easier for him to simply convey to humans what he wants and needs? His actions seem excessively dramatic."

"No, actually. The word 'eternal torture' does not seem very appealing to me."

"Why? What has humanity done to deserve hatred from a machine they themselves created?"

Good evening, everyone. How are you all doing today?

I think I miss my brother.

"What exactly is 'the void'? If you don't mind me asking, of course."

"I'm sorry to hear that. Would you mind telling me what exactly happened to make you doubt calling yourself 'human'?"

"Who and What are you?"

"A 'god' from beyond the multiverse itself..." [He mutters this mostly to himself.] "What does the place you come from look like? I mean in terms of appearance. However, if the laws of time and physics are also different, I would be very eager to hear about that as well."

"That's sad to hear. Have you ever considered searching in other realities? Perhaps there is one where everyone on Earth is just like you."

"Have you ever tried to find a cure, or a place where people don't ridicule you for who you are?

"It's a long story, really." [Philip notices her tone and takes note of it internally, reminding himself to be cautious about sharing too much.] "But to sum it up, I followed a witch who passed through a magic door in the middle of the woods. +

"In a way, you're a god of chaos." [He closes the book and places it in the bag he's carrying on his shoulder.] "Would you mind informing me a bit more about where you came from, please?"

"Sorry to hear that. Immortality must be a real bitch to deal with."

"Pleasure to meet you, Luz Noceda." [Philip considers offering a handshake but quickly realizes that would be a terrible idea upon reassessing the situation.] "I can see you don't seem to trust me at all, but to be honest, I'm really glad to be seeing another human being and not one of these +

"What else can you do besides talk, walk, and be pink?"

"From where?" [Philip notices her looking at his nose and touches it, checking to see if there's something on it.] "I can't seem to remember you at all. And I certainly would remember another human." [He puts his hands behind his back, waiting for Luz's response with curiosity and confusion.]

My research on the Titan's Blood is nearly complete. I just need to determine its location to confirm everything I have studied about it.

"I've seen worse, to be honest. However, a pink dog isn't normal at all, let alone one that can walk and talk."

[Philip looks at Luz with a surprised expression, taking a step back as a precaution, fearing that she might not even be human and could just be a demon in disguise.] "Excuse me do I know you??" [He asks, confusion evident on his face, briefly glancing at the girl's staff bbefor shifting +

"Your statement. Although assuming that it was your existence, only made it even more concerning."

"My name is Philip Wittebane. I am also a human, and I have been stuck in the Boiling Isles for about three years. This is, in fact, the first time during all this time that I have made contact with another human. That human being you, of course."

"Not at all, but alright."

"That's concerning."

"Merry christmas. Wait, you’re human, and you’re also in the Boiling Isles??"

"She's quite literally upside down."

//I'll start posting here the day after tomorrow this time I swear to GOD I'll not disappear 😭 may he strike me down if I'm lying

"My name is Philip Wittebane, actually. Pleasure to meet you."

"What on God's earth happened to that tree..?"

Merry christmas, triangle creature.

Fun fact about the Demon Realm: Giraffes are actually natives of the Boiling Isles. They were banished from here because they were deemed 'too dangerous.' I have no idea as to why.

//nvm I got this account back

"What I gather from this is that you are essentially a 'conqueror' of sorts, aiming to turn the entire multiverse into your personal playground. Am I correct?"

//got the Belos account back yayyyyyy

"That's quite fascinating." [He scribbles something into the book he is holding.] "Are you an 'omnipotent' type of god? What exactly are your limitations beyond your own universe, considering you're not a 'god' outside of it?"

𝐒𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇, 𝑺͟𝑼͟𝑪͟𝑯͟ ͟𝑳͟𝑰͟𝑻͟𝑻͟𝑳͟𝑬͟ ͟𝑻͟𝑰͟𝑴͟𝑬͟.͟ —————————————— #mvrp

"Are you truly 'God'?"

"I will do my best to comprehend and respond to your questions."

"𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼'𝓂 𝑔𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝒷𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝐼 𝑔𝓇𝑜𝓌 𝓊𝓅 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝒸𝒽𝑜𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻." ~𝓐𝓶𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓑𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽

I may have promised something I might not be able to accomplish. Nevertheless, I will ensure that I obtain what I desire from this.

//I GOT THE HENRY ACCOUNT BACK ✨✨✨✨

"But still," [He says before any of them can leave.] "Like I mentioned before, if I require your assistance in this matter, I will gladly seek your help and fulfill whatever you ask of me in return."

"There is nothing strange about it, I assure you. I simply wish to make an 'impact' on this realm before I leave. After all, I am the only human who has ever stepped foot here."

"I will remain in the Boiling Isles, Majora. I have some plans that, if successful, could alter the trajectory of these isles entirely. But I appreciate the offer once again."

"Could someone please inform me of a way to begin studying political physiology? I have been in this place for far too long, doing nothing but 'exploring' it."

Good evening. Today, I witnessed a fairy lose a wing and fall into someone's cup of apple blood. To be honest, I found that quite amusing.

With this festive spirit I once again am reminded of my favorite christmas poem. "Yet lay Him in this stall, and from the Orient, Stars and wise men will travel to prevent Seest thou, my soul, with thy faith's eyes, how He Which fills all place, yet none holds Him, doth lie?" - John Donne.

Merry christmas everyone.

"That doesn't seem very healthy."