the boys making breakfast and coffees every morning on love island gives me the ick because i know damn well that’s flavorless AF, and breakfast and coffee is a deeply important part of my day that cannot get fucked up

happy pride! here’s a coloring book page i just finished. she’s a baby bi who is obsessed with purple and has ombré hair. her cool auntie got her an orange reputation vinyl. her eras tour poster fell into water and the colors bled but she saved it anyway. she bought leggings to match her cat. 💕🌈

pride collections get more depressing every year… wtf is this

rereading little women and again amazed at how much is on the page that just proves Jo March is at the minimum gay, maximum trans, likely nonbinary, and also anti-establishment feminist lol i love her bad

today in my people team all hands they asked us what our current most used app on our phone is and like 95% of the team said chatgpt/claude i was totally gobsmacked

“the open era” i hate you jeff lol

why don’t they ever do a real reunion portion anymore?? it’s always just jeff telling the final 3 why he liked all of them, asks one question, and then goes straight to the preview for next season. ask them hard questions! make them hash things out! bring back the entire cast! wtffff

single digies! lmaooo

giving a car to aubry when it could have been a secret additional prize for the fan favorite winner…..

“you get labeled with this honor and integrity thing” jeff he literally labeled himself that way…

all i can say is, at least it wasn’t joe or jonathan lol

none for joe bc he didn’t do anything but be boring all season hahahahaha

i hate all of their outfits

jeff can’t even get on a jet ski anymore? lazy

steph. just slide into jonathan’s dms.

“here you are, on either side of the middle”

this jury is making me sick. they are campaigning for the men and pushing an agenda for their games.

THE JOETATION HAHAHAHAHA OMFG DYING

cirie said pause for a minute. let me explain this game to you.

cirie being like??? quit campaigning in your question?!

i’m sure they made every jury member say something positive about all 3 finalists and they edited it all together to make it seem split but i’m still disgusted by how many people said positive things about joe and jonathan

of course chrissy is campaigning for jonathan

this type of moment upsets me because did they also fly out tiff and rizo’s family and they didn’t get to see them? it takes a hot minute for people to get there

“hostile people” okay his wife is as much of a loser as he is and enables his crappy behavior

a family visit for this horrible group is just…. whatever. a waste of money. except aubry’s mom i guess

with rizo going home it’s quite obvious aubry will take the win. i think some of the votes she gets will be reluctant. but i know that a majority of this jury does not subscribe to joe and jonathan’s bullshit and will vote her to avoid voting them

i hope that the jury roasts them. this f3 sucks and does not deserve this finale or this prize. i want them torn apart!!! told off!!!

i have the most severe ick looking at this jury compared to this f3. my only winner picks of the season sitting on the jury and a bunch of lame losers at f3

chrissy would root for “cut from the same cloth” (white racist republican) jonathan

and i’m sick knowing jonathan is in f3. absolutely disgusting and embarrassing f3 of season 50. what a failure of a season

jeff omfg this is so embarrassing i’m dying.

did jeff spoil something??? i wasn’t listening for one second???

WAIT WHAT DID JEFF SAY I MISSED IT

rizo befriending joe and jonathan had been giving me the ick all season when i actually liked him before all of this

may tonight be the last night of my life i have to hear “mr. jeff”

“i’m going to do everything possible to avoid this, what did i do wrong” you voted out ozzy, then cirie, then tiff…. that’s what you did wrong.

love tiff for not smiling while aubry talked lol

the thing i like about the fire making challenge is that it gives underdogs an opportunity to get something big under their belt. the thing i don’t like about it is that the person who wins immunity gets to just be the only person who has a say in that moment, which undermines all alliances

“everybody grab a corona beer” said no one ever

aubry not wanting rizo in f3 makes me want it more

rizo is smart. joe teaching him a little bit may have actually saved him lol

joe honor and integrity nowhere except the fire making challenge lmao

i wanted rizo in final 3 so if he loses to jonathan ill be bummed. because again joe and jonathan are terrible and i don’t want them both there

rizo, i really like you. but you should have been practicing fire all season after losing it on 49. this is your own fault for not practicing!

i know joe is pissed because he wanted to win, but i know joe is also pissed because he hates women and wanted an all-man final 3

aubry wins. i don’t care. none of them winning would make me happy at this point. everything sucks

i love this ball challenge so much but i just know whatever happens is going to piss me off

you can tell they rehearsed all of this yesterday. everyone has sounded really rehearsed with their answers like they knew the questions and had to prepare. (i’m sorry but that includes tiff!) it is all just feeling really inauthentic right now

“two of the most popular players of all time” “steph and ozzy” SAID WHO AND WHERE AND WHEN?????? i assume before her drunken internet hate crime statements?? i hate her so much. not surprised jeff continues to platform her. he has GOT to be a trumper

if joe and jonathan are both in the final 3, which was literally my worst case scenario with this cast… i’m really questioning my ability and willingness to continue subjecting myself to this show