all these millenials commenting "perfect fluffy hooman boy" or whatever dont fucking know that he has eaten the interent cable TWICE in TWO WEEKS and that he is being walked to the guillotine

why is this happening to me

no reason for him to be like this

:)

feeling a deep and carnal rage at a boss is nice because i get to listen to the hardcore records ive missed while being blissfully happy

i have been in and out of therapy for half my life, i have evolved into something much better for myself and perhaps worse for others

how to become a small comics publisher after receiving 5k from getting hit by a car, any thoughts?

one of these days ill figure out what my dads job was

you say you're dancing in the deep end but to me! it looks like drowning all this talk is saving but im out of my depth You! say you're trying to fan the fire but to Me! it looks like burning

stop making me reckon with how 2007 was so much better than 2025, i dont want this

some of yall named yourself finn bc of adventure time but do not try to embody his heroic vibe. his joie de vivre

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social have you played disco elysium: its good

magic is so fucked up and then you find out a lot of it is math which also sucks and makes me more mad

we had the moral panic of multiple personality disorder because it was the first time women could have thoughts

sam birthday i love sam she is nice and cool @helmetgirl.bsky.social

hes in

its the year of the libra

lawyer got me 5k for getting hit by a car on my bike im so him rn

i love listening to music and texting my friends on the bus

i am begging god and anyone else to let me have 2 days in a row of feeling bodywise normal

overheard 3 tables talking about the taylor swift album. she is the saint of straight people

hell week almost over

born and raised poster its a problem! born to post

high kick and my hair that jackson has kept for over a year

doctor says i cant wear converse anymore. whatever. its clog time

should have named him robert redford tbh

feeling like her rn

hm

Losing my goddamned mind. We can condemn political violence without valorizing a destructive, hateful bigot.

everyone needs to get a lot less stupid

sorry give me a minute i need to surround myself with 17 different peoples voices and explosion sounds for 2 hours then ill be chill

dwarf baby falling

feeling very sad. in a normal way most likely, but man. i pay a large amount of money to several people to not be this way.

please give me a big job

i miss my bike

i love having 3 people that i spend 95% of my time with, i am done with new people

i would be so good at improv if they would fucking give me minute

SING MY NAME AGAIN, LOVE!

no content can relate to this

pants shirt

my friend

haircut

this boy loves his papas

please dear god no nightmares tonight 🙏

the guillotine has always struck me as remarkably efficient

at some point linkedin is just some kind of humiliation ritual

i am immensely depressed which sucks

man

my mug

round