The government's obsession with GROWTH is trickle down economics which does nothing to actually assist people with living an affordably enjoyable life. This is not going to get better.

This is some real "you've got to laugh when you fall off a sofa" stuff.

This is going to roll out so badly and be hacked by the boat gangs within *minutes*

Re-nationalise the National Grid, invest the fuck out of it, and actually put this country in a position to utilise the excess renewable energy we generate. Stop forcing us to turn off wind turbines because we can't store the power thanks to decades of under-investment by the private sector.

Overjoyed to report I am suffering after me and Carly became very vulnerable in the night-time economy (the Motown night at the Prince of Wales)

The answer, as fucking always, is shareholder dividends. All the Big Businesses reporting record profits could very easily just make less money instead of blaming having to pay their employees fairly / passing on costs to suppliers.

The FUCK OFF at 2:43 in Turn It Off by Bad Luck remains arguably the only good thing in any song of the last two years.

YOU ALREADY WON, YOU ALREADY ONE TWO THREE FOUR

Ed Balls, you utter cunt.

NEW CHEEM (no-one who follows me on the blue skies will like this)

Reacting to the latest ruling, Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch said it "puts the rights of illegal immigrants above the rights of the British people". As a British People, I am LIVID my rights to stay in a hotel in luxury holiday location Epping have been ignored in favour of people fleeing war.

GBOL

Happy #InternationalDogDay to the best international dog there is. From the mean streets of Sarajevo to the even meaner streets of Surbiton. You live a charmed and adored life, you little bastard. She’s the best.

I regret to inform everyone that, yet again, the middle class Surrey parents are failing to control their children on the train while people are trying to go to work.

See also: the UK post Thatcher.

Shareholder dividends. Nationalise the big shop. Next.

I've said it elsewhere before, but I shall say it here too in the hope some nerd gets wound up, outside of the pint glass, which remains undefeated, the best beer vessel is the 330ml can and nothing will change my mind on this very important and correct opinion.

I DON’T NEED ANYTHING I LOOK AHEAD AND I SEE INFINITY

For fucking serious, tracks 2-5 (track 1 intro bastards) of the The Great American Typewriter (get a much better name immediately) album which came out end of last year is all I want from pop-punk nowadays. Just been unashamedly dancing on the platform. HWFG.

You have to ask, assuming they’re in it for anything other than lucrative post-office public speaking gigs, which of the Labours thinks they’re doing a really good job? It is spectacular how much they’ve fucked it.

I don’t want to get too caught up in lager based hyperbole but it might be the greatest film of all time.

Took a river stroll to Kingston to come to the pictures on me tod to see Nobody 2. I have had Some Beers (and a JD & Coke) and I am incredibly ready to see Bob Odenkirk remorselessly punch absolutely everyone who tries to ruin his holiday.

Honestly could not give less of a shit about the grams of protein in a dinner. Piss off, internet.

FUCK OFF JUVE, I’M A KOPITE NOW

Joined the local library earlier this year to read all the Discworld novels from start to finish and some utter wetwipe appears to have had the entire borough of Kingston's only copy of the next book borrowed for probably two months now. Bring it back, you little twat.

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Absolutely shattered by 3pm from the need to be angry with people today. It's fucking mindblowing.

I have discovered a guy on IG, and I presume TikTok, repeatedly taking the piss out of Gal Gadot and I am LOVING it www.instagram.com/reel/DNEYktt...

Very much not a ‘crotch goblin’ prick who thinks children shouldn’t participate in society, but come on, don’t bring toddlers on commuter trains. Have a word with yourselves.

Big ‘taking an otherwise utterly unnecessary hoodie to work because some maniac will go nutso on the office aircon’ vibes today. Stop it, you freaks.

This is a subtweet (yes, whatever, shut up) about people / seemingly entire companies that I have to deal with for my job being mind-numbingly useless at their jobs.

Gregg found work pretty quickly then.

This has definitely been a big PR win for our progressive and principled government. Good job Reform aren’t in power!!!!!!!

MAKE ME

Gate 2 Gate III. The most undercooked any of us have ever been for the 9 mile run from Ramsgate to Margate and likely the hottest we’ll have done it too. Oh good. It’s very early for a Sunday.

What if AI does know everything, but it’s naturally the absolute most terminally online of everyone and has a boss level warped/messageboard sense of humour?

Quite aside from her ‘I didn’t do anything wrong’ arrogance, how fucking stupid and/or deliberately evil do you have to be to make a landlord a minister for homelessness. Plumbing absolute depths of shamelessness, this lot.

Tracking the Amazon delivery driver with our 1000+ dog poo bags. Truly, this is the future.

Reckon I yearn for the time before Taking Back Sunday signed to a major label like fucking morons fetishise the London Olympics, y’know

People have gigantic double standards when they happen to like the thing in question and this will never change. It's funny how it's nearly always separate the art from the artist until you* didn't like the art in the first place. *"you" not meaning the person I've quoted here. Don't know them.

Tax billionaires. Nationalise everything. Next. (I have not clicked the link to the article)

She added: “I’ve watched MasterChef on and off over the years, but I certainly won’t be watching this series.” FUCKING STICKING IT TO THEM, LISA.

INCREDIBLE

Me reviewing my own Release Radar back in January. I repeatedly have cause to agree with myself. Burn the algorithm.

This is good because it's finally The Left jumping on and amplifying disingenuous headlines to make some twats look bad rather than that being the other way round. Hopefully we're not far off stealing Common Sense Politics™️ and applying it to taxing billionaires so that idiots get behind it.

"Quick, do an article which doesn't say anything remotely new about those bands you said your kid likes, so we can seem like we've got our fingers on the pulse"

New AFI song is piss then.

Wonder if now's not the time to reflect on James Whale being a complete prick or if it's ok because we didn't like him anyway.

Slightly mad this Music Week article doesn't mention the 12 (TWELVE) CD formats of the album available via their online store at £5 a pop, but I'm sure that's entirely sustainable and not worth anyone worrying about. Album chart might be broken, lads.