IMPORTANT

I know I know I KNOW it's for account protection and blah blah blah, but honestly, two step authentication is potentially the single worst thing to happen in human history. Stop texting codes or requiring authenticator apps. Fuck off, leave me alone, and let me just login, you utter whoppers.

No-one follows me here, so this is some void shouting, but I cannot emphasise enough how The Media pulling Starmer up over Mandelson rather than the whole supporting genocide thing or the right wing economy obsession with GROWTH is exactly the problem with this stupid fucking country

I can and I will, actually.

Oh my god, we’re back again.

Men, and it’s always men, who pretend bands like Tool and Converge are good are so cute. It must be difficult being allergic to choruses. Bless ‘em.

A reminder that if you're in what is considered middle-age and your reaction to, I dunno, someone playing the BRITs or appearing high up a festival or getting to #1 or whatever is an attempt at a dismissive "who!?", that's on you, mate. It is NOT the children who are wrong, Seymour.

Honestly, the “how could we have ever known?” reaction about actual real life Peter Mandelson is as predictable as it is pathetic as it is hilarious. He’s the poster boy for being spectacularly on the take.

I have nowhere else to post this (aside from the fact I’ve told people on WhatsApp), but in January, I’ve run the most amount of kilometres I’ve ever done in a month (122km) and my fastest ever 5K (21:17). I am chuffed with this. As you were.

Well, at least I don’t have to stay up for the Super Bowl now #ChicagoBears

@eddavey.libdems.org.uk I know you're a party leader and with that comes responsibilities beyond your constituency, but it's been 24 days since you posted anything about Kingston & Surbiton and it'd be nice to see a bit more about us, y'know, even if posted by staff or whoever.

Fucking hell RIP Sam Rivers. Fucking hell. Close to being the only person I ever truly believed in.

HEY MAN WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CONCRETE

Whatsapp/Other is the real social media nowadays given the majority of Normal People (ie. not me or you) left Twitter way before it got sold and never adopted here or Mastodon or Threads or wherever. And, added bonus, it's mostly just people you already know, so fewer (not zero) mentals.

On a day when the Man Utd manager gets sacked, the Whatsapp groups are really picking up the slack from regular people ditching Twitter way before it went mental meaning none of them were ever arsed with BlueSky.

Stranger Things.

NO CHEESES FOR US MEECES

You know who the best person ever is? Whoever it was that invented Skip Intro functionality. Genuinely, nothing else has made such an impact in actual day-to-day real life in the last…20 years?

I have a really quick joke about the Norse god of light, but it's really just balderdash.

Working from home before going away for work tomorrow for five days and the dog is LOOKING AT ME and I absolutely cannot stand it. How does she know!? Might have to quit work tbh.

A true rags to riches story! Imagine what you too can achieve through graft and hard work when your dad is only the 610th richest person in the country

TIME OUT I’M BEGGING YOU PRETTY PLEASE

America doesn’t even call it ThankyGs. Grow up.

UTAH MADE ME THINK THAT ACID WAS COOL

I’ve had Some Beers and I cannot overstate enough how much I owe the universe for my upcoming work trip to New York coinciding with a Bad Luck headline show. Never thought I’d see them headline and it’s going to be so very interesting for them to play EVERY SONG THEY’VE EVER WRITTEN just for me.

The Wife has been working so unfathomably hard on this and I couldn't be more proud of her. The results are pretty spectacular. People have spent a lot worse times overnight at Paddington station than making a video with ya man from McFly and the little bear lad

This is hilarious. No-one real cares about this.

IT'S GREAT

What a fucking record. 2025 is saved.

Friends fear he’s listening to this for the second time in two days.

The country will never see any of the money linked to this company. Meanwhile, tax rises and record profits.

Mamdani Megamix on in the office. And by that I mean we've had The Strokes followed by Nas. I'm fine with it.

I love this.

To everyone thinking the guy being a British national will foil the racists, go take a look at Twitter. They're all very predictably beside themselves with glee that he's black. There's never been any layers or nuance to the pricks. They're not going to suddenly question their immediate reaction.

My album of 2025 is the 100 minute/22 song 23 year career-spanning Coheed and Cambria playlist I made of my fantasy setlist for the show of theirs I’d fund if I ever won the EuroMillions. It has an interval after 10 songs and an encore after 19. It’s utterly perfect and I am incredibly cool.

Right, fuck off with all the spoopy shit, you barrage of pricks. Halloween is over. You can all stop desperately wanting to be American, pretending fancy dress isn’t god awful horseshit, and thinking liking skeletons makes you interesting. Fuck it all off forever.

Happy to confirm that, on being asked for two-factor authentication to login to a website, I responded out-loud with the customary "oh fuck off, it doesn't fucking matter".

A week late to the party because the algo failed me yet again, but the new @thisispollyanna.bsky.social album Weirdo is an absolute vibe. Get all over it

Brexit happened, Johnson happened, Trump happened twice (albeit up against what?), Corbyn got walloped. If Mamdani wins, I'll be delighted for New York, but also absolutely fucking staggered.

Or you could all just make less money? You know, how ‘we’re all in it together’? Still, at least it all helps with Labour’s obsession with GROWTH and the money will definitely trickle down. Once again, Nationalise The Big Shop.

It is far too early for me to process this. Horrendous news

I don't want tedious search term cunts to find me, but the story being framed as Innocent Fans Unjustly Banned when it should be Ban All Country X's Sports Teams From Everything Because Of All The Genoc1de very neatly sums up just how fucked everything is.

This again.

Bit earlier this morning where I was awake briefly and I could hear the dog dreaming before I fell back asleep and let me tell you lads, it never ceases to be the best thing of all time

Bands. And. Or. Festivals. Stop. Using. Videos. To. Announce. Tour. Dates. Or. Lineups.

Flu jab day, as I was absolutely riddled with seemingly never-ending colds last year, including The Big One Which Was Probably Actually Covid And Which Ruined Christmas. Fully prepared for it to do nothing whatsoever.

*Place Your Hands by Reef plays*

Me at work at the minute except I didn’t assemble any of the team

The government's obsession with GROWTH is trickle down economics which does nothing to actually assist people with living an affordably enjoyable life. This is not going to get better.