nobody else is ever trying to buy qucci so sometimes i pretend to snipe bids just to feel something

evil pride month. this is my evil pride flag. behold

its pride month guys. you know what that means

you people could never understand the things i would do for a can of nurse peppy. do not get me STARTED on what i would do for a 2L of it

my horror novel concept: the year is 2087. you work in an old persons home. nobody can stop saying "was that the bite of 87" any time anybody bites anything. youre in shambles

infinite mac & cheese or diarrhoea forever

school sucks ass but when i get home i can crack open a cold one and drink my woes away...

I just said "[Text Redacted Due To Safety Concerns]" and my phone started beeping and heating up. I'm finished

if one more senior citizen calls me "fran bow" whilst laughing to themselves im going to lose my MIND. ITS SNOW. FRANCOIS SNOW. i am NOT a character from your old ass game. STOP.

affirmations did not work send help. tummy hurts

i just ate sooo much chocolate. i am NOT going to be sick i will NOT have a tummy ache. talking to myself in the mirror and demanding i not give in to my bodys weaknesses...

update: you all owe me 15 bucks

going to a "mandatory counselling meeting" tomorrow. if they sit me down and ask nicely to stop installing minedcrap on the school computers you all owe me 5 bucks each btw

how to explain to prof that an add ate my homework

its come to my attention that theres been false rumours spread. evangeline morgan is not my mom idk why anyone would think that. dont talkk to me

FUCK FUCK ABORT DELETE ABORT HIDE MESSAGE. I MEANT LAWYER NOT MOM

get my mom to manage my will pls thx

rip fran. u were a real one. (forced to run laps, died shortly after.)

at what point do i get bored enough to bot myself 999m followers. very bad optics but also pretty funny

getting icecream w serra. no u cant have any. yes red is paying for it. be jealous

gym again. need to end it all. they have gender neutral changing rooms but i can feel people watching me when i go near them. fml

did not check police records I divined that i actually wasnt top 1. tempted to make myself top 1 just long enough to take the ss and set it back

worlds #1 most wanted. probably idk need 2 check the records again

"fran stop getting into the projector" "fran stop changing your grades" "fran stop having fun" at what point do i zip bomb my school for being franphobic?

leaning forwards in my chair when prof says "4" like a sleeper agent every time