@mariners in 5. (Over the Cubs)

Absolutely insane that these fans have been SOBER since the end of the 8th inning!

525,600 base runners left

The P does not stand for Pushbunt

This is so fucking fun!!! #ALDS

Pussy ass ICE agency is creating an insurgency just like what was left in Iraq after we destabilized their government. Expect a cavalcade of ambush and retreat tactics, people dumping boiling water and oil on officers, throwing diapers and human shit and piss and probably not to long before IED’s

Tilly Norwood Super Bowl Who is halftime 2026 Tilly Norwood Super Bowl half time 2026 Tilly wardrobe malfunction Tilly norwood bad bunny colab

So funny to me that “strongman” trump is blaming the shutdown on the Democrats cause like are you the shit or aren’t you?? You can’t stop us from shutting your bitch ass down whenever we want? Can’t stop us from reading your Epstein love letters?Can’t get your syphilitic dick hard?? What CAN you do?

Trump is such a pussy he would never set foot in California, Oregon or Washington cause he knows if he did he wouldn’t be getting out a free man. Our governors ain’t fucking around with president cankles.

Our future president! Fuck Target’s capitulation!

Praying, for Charlie Kirk or Colorado or anybody, is useless, asinine and frankly insulting. I hate everything Charlie Kirk advocates for, but Jesus fucking Christ Congress just take our motherfucking assault rifles away now.

Sorry guys Christianity is cancelled

I wish that he’d have put a tariff on Benadryl.

Erm actually it’s only a Molotov cocktail if it’s from the Molotov region of Crimea

The tattoos we should ACTUALLY be deporting.

At least we can take comfort that at his core, Elon musk absolutely hates himself. Hence the rampant drug use, the weird attire and kids, and the chronic need for SOMEONE, ANYONE, to not think of him as a nepobaby piece of moldy dog shit.

Not paying my taxes this year because, well, we are all going to die

Watch how these jabronis walk, they absolutely are not law enforcement

If you’re a real Christian you’ll eagerly back your horse. Wager 10000 of your hard earned dollars against mine, that I am orders of magnitude more powerful and more capable than your god.

Honestly trump is the most impotent potential despot to ever exist. Can’t even control a bunch of Harvard blue blood silver spoon dudes? Doesn’t like apples? What a deeply unserious and laughable man Donald trump claims to be. (He sits when he pees)

Wonder what bean dad thinks of the tariffs

Maybe new pope can fix some issues?

Congrats to all you Catholics, you have a brand new lead pretender and sexual abuse facilitator. #endreligion

ICE deserves the Teddy K treatment fr fr

It’s why they call him Little Marco- he’s really been 3 Marcos in a trenchcoat this whole time

Suicide is not a joke, and it shouldn’t ever be advocated for in lieu of seeking out real mental health support. That being said, when donald trump finally does it, probably in a bunker, the world and the United States will be so much better off.

Is Trump gonna even make it to day 150? Will congress have removed him for defiance of Supreme Court order? Do we have to have a president who fumbled the god damn NATTY?!?! We are so cooked.

Trump is a Russian asset.

Yeah but guys let’s give trump and Vance a LITTLE grace here I mean come on they ARE working for Russia to dismantle the United States but they AT LEAST are not wearing a tan suit for fucks sake.

Hey why are there zero trump supporters who are funny? Or smart? Or kind? Or articulate? Why are they all just uninformed and incredibly self-serving?

Hear me out maybe we try VIOLENT protest?

Trumpcession 2025 is gonna be even bigglyer than Trumpcession 2020 was!

So many pussys like this who would NEVER say half this shit in front of Jasmine. Loomer starched within 30 seconds.

At least now the longest speech in US Political history isn’t rallying AGAINST civil rights for black people. Thank you Cory Booker!!! Fuck you in the grave Storm Thurmond!!

anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

I hope that mother fucker gets MS

The rejoicing when he’s assassinated will be memorialized in song for the next 2000 years.

@alienantfarm anyone check on Annie lately? She alright?

At least when Joe was sleeping he didn’t actively sell out generations of Americans to Russia. Trump is a senile fat old fool and will be lucky to just die peacefully of old age and syphilis rather than the incoming revolution he is prompting.

Y’all don’t worry I remember this angle Mankind is gonna turn on Linda McMahon and give her the mandible claw and then BOOM Rikishi’s music hits and he gives her the stink face before dancing with @mickfoley.bsky.social

40 days ago Joe Biden was the president. Where are you Mr. president?? Where is Madame VP Harris? What the fuck is happening?

A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.” I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott

When we eventually find extraterrestrial multicellular life, will that put the god myth to death once and for all?

Wait we’re letting a guy named fucking DONALD do this to us??

The person who ultimately ends trumps life will be regarded as a hero for this country on par with Washington and FDR

Kanye West should kill himself.