i'm kind of like if an ipad baby was in the body of a 30 year old woman

CHARLIE AND RORI ARE STILL FUCKING GOING

I have a music chart in my head for all my current food fixations

I had a dream that nigel farage was talking about how much he loves EXO - wolf and i was like YOU!!!STAYAWAYFROMNTHEM!!!

i had a headache earlier so i went to sleep at a reasonable time.. but then i woke up at 04:30 am nooo

I hate it when games make me give my character a last name

should i bake cookies ? (POLL) yes◽️ yes◽️

I just saw ai shrek art !! SHREK WOULD HATE AI

if ur thinking about being afraid today, think again. just don’t do it, i care about u all so so so much.

do not be afraid

oh my goodness who is this cutie? (hint: me)

H - O -T - C - H - EE - T - O u can take me hot cheeto

i love low maintenance friendships so much because we can each take like a week to respond to 1 text and continue the conversation like no time has passed

If uwu stwand fwor nwothings, bwurr-chan what'll uwu fwall fwor?

I’m ywung, swrappy and hungii :((

i love j, but i can’t stay silent in light of these incredibly hurtful comments.

today's sunset

simpsons hit n run

she stings on my jelly til i fish

I don’t feel like walking today but i really should

as much as i’m of course for healthy, realistic depictions of romantic relationships in media, that shit is just boring to some of us and we like reading more about toxic relationships. we’re able to make the distinction between what’s acceptable in fiction vs real life.

This was really hard to type out but in light of the Tylenol autism thing I just want more people to wake up and smell the truth

Sometimes you hang around with the people you think you deserve. And you are so much more valuable than that.

I was cursed with poor balance and coordination skills because god knew i would kick flip on all my enemies and the world wouldn’t be able to handle that 🛹

I joke about the autism thing but it is so fucked up, so very fucked

genuinely the funniest person I have the honor of being oomfies with is @oohyuck.loves.finance

wya - where’s your acetaminophen btw - buying tylenol, woohoo! tbh - tylenol benefits health istg - ibuprofen sux, tylenol’s great til - tylenol is lit

i should start spreading misinformation to feel something

are ur kids talking about autism? ttyl - take tylenol you loser aita - autism is tylenol ahhhh wtaf - where tylenol? autism fiending gtfo - get tylenol, freakin out g2g - got to go (pick up tylenol)

be sure to take your tylenol!!!

I love being autistic

I wish these people did this when the target were trans, and immigrants

🧘‍♂️ 🥚

It's time to eat gummy things and play town to city

sunset of the day

security guards always think i’m stealing on account that i always look so sneaky in public

i went into lidl and the security alarm went off on the way in and it was so loud so i got all disorientated and panicked which then made me look extremely shady which lead to the security guard watching me the entire time i was shopping 🥲

me (an alpha) at the international bsky oomf meet-up:

I miss mya

Feeling uncomfortable about something is not a morally superior stance. Disgust is not an inherently correct reaction to something, nor does it prove something's sinfulness. You can't consume your way into moral purity.

I am calm #art

procreate updated and ugh i need to re-add all my brushes

i can’t believe we are getting the rapture before gta 6

romans really named themselves things like bootius maximus and no one bullied them for it

I want to draw but i fear i’m too gamer brained rn

this diva