My boyfriend (he just doesn't know yet) breaks his silence <3

If I actually get this teaching position in China, I'm likely not going to come back until Trump's term is done. I haven't told anyone that, but that's my goal. I don't have anything to offer here, and this country doesn't have anything to offer me at the moment, it's gonna be goodbye for a minute.

White poeple be like, “ugh! Chinese is SO hard”. Also white people: “I’m learning French for my Paris trip. They’re going to spit in my face when I try and talk to them, but, that’s like just their culture 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😍🥰”

IS YOUR CHILD STILL TEXTING ABOUT COMMUNISM? STFU - Support The Factory Union SMH - Sexy Marxist Hottie LOL - Lenin Or Leave IDC - Interesting Debate, Comrade BTW - Breaking Through Wage-slavery EDKH - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself FML - Feeling Marx's Love GTG - Going To Gulag LMAO - Love Mao

Lan Lao

Being unblocked from Reddit feels like being back with the enemy. <3

My favorite thing this past month randomly telling people I'm close to: "Hey I'm moving to China, because lowkey this country sucks." 😂

Drive my car to the top of Mount Quahog

Just listened to myself. I need to cut down on the likes and dudes. I sound like the pothead turtle on Finding Nemo

People who have no respect for the present, how can they have respect for the future?

I can’t give a negative fuck about Nazi Captain Kirk. 🤷‍♂️

Always, no sometimes, think it's me But you know, I know when it's a dream I think I know, I mean a yes But it's all wrong That is, I think I disagree

I'll fondly remember me pounding Mickey's malt liquor and explaining the latest Jewish conspiracies I heard on 4Chan to a Jewish man in a hot tub in 2013. Really wish we could go back to those simpler times. Pepperidge Farm Remembers <3

Hey! It me, EuropeHater96

Ashwakanda forever ✊

This random ass perfume commercial has a hidden Miley banger lmao.

Charlie Kirk? More like Charlie Murk’d 🤪🤪

Duolingo does such a good job at making a toxic relationship. I deleted the app, and am afraid I’m going to hear this later: “You think you can leave me?! Huh?! 🦉👊💥”

Uncomfortable realization for me was when I figured out that anything that's bad for the US is likely very good for the overall trajectory of the planet. This country will get all of humanity killed, it's government is functionally obsolete. The slow unraveling of the US is a net positive.

He's paid the tribute to the gun gods.

Charlie heading to the big chocolate factory in the sky. 🍫

Charlie Kirk got shot

You can’t park there!

Michael Scott: Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression! Dwight Schrute: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"? Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut! Depression is a very serious illness.

Ongoing series of geese in places they shouldn’t be lol

He said I just think you’re depressed Kiss me, yeah baby, and go rest

Robert De Niro in The Deer Hunter. Uh, wow.

America is about to find out, if you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

Watching men and women’s skateboarding has me questioning things. Gay, but bi-curious lmao

I really couldn’t have said this better myself

Me at the bar: “I wonder if back in the day they’d take out their wooden teeth and take off their powdered wigs when suckin dick?” Maybe I need to slow down drinking. 😂

Most beautiful words in the English language: Cellar Door, Malaria (to non English speakers), Echolalia (recent fave). Worst word to try to put to poetry or songs: food. That is all.

The more these dipshits postulate very publically that ‘China can’t do it’. They get even more motivation to. lol

Statistics has to consistently be one of the most poorly explained topics in academia. It's just like, here's the equations, a few brief explainations, no examples... and here's a massive chart start answering questions. Just no connection between concepts.

Never would have thought this, but country music and Ethel Cain is the only thing that's got me through the past couple months lmao

Breaking: Trump is trying to get Zelenskyy and Putin to go on a blind date.

Punkin Reese's are back. 🎃🤎

Nearing the 20 year mark of Katrina, just remember, these people do not give a fuck about you. It's the same song and dance, over and over: they fiddle, Rome burns.

Ukraine doesn’t belong in NATO. The US doesn’t belong in Ukraine. The US empire is over, and shrinking, the world has to reorder around the fallout. There’s no succession plan to another imperialist power, and China will reshape the world order into a post-imperial world, of some kind.

You know you're about to hit paydirt when the appraiser bursts into tears after seeing your lion. 🤣🤑

Life Experiences > 'Career' Advancements

Everything is getting worse, more cuts, more austerity and... more debt?! Well, isn't this just grand.

This breaks f*cking comprehension at how it could happen in this day and age. Israel is a pariah genocider state, and it's laid out for the entire world to witness in real time.

Know this is a lot more serious for any latino folks, but I'm on the same path. I've seen enough in this country to also see its future, and I'm self-deporting as well as soon as I can. 😂

TIL Cheese Nips full Christian name is ‘Cheese Nipples’. The more you know.

If Vance is seriously the frontrunner for 2028 expect a video of him sucking d*ck appear out of nowhere on the campaign trail. lmao

America attacking China and India's oil supply is just setting the stage for the renewables and EV industry China has fostered to explode in renewed importance. Again setting up the stage for a massive backfire and collapsing global oil demand, most damaging to the US and Saudi Arabia.