And THIS is exactly why I’m sat.

Office admin ordered empanadas, maduros, black beans and rice for cinco de mayo. Yes, she is. My Mexican coworker was like 🫤

open.spotify.com/playlist/37i... My teen years 🥹

Cadillac on the rocks salted rim

The Currys.

Coco’s looks are always so safe. Like it’s cute but just take it up a notch.

What’s the theme?

Please stop interviewing Dame Dash. Shawn told him to make another Hov. Go do that and shut up.

Either TGI Fridays, El Torito, or Don Jose.

Biking Skating Kickball Random games Water play

Sulwe asked…

Anyway. I got regular polish on my toes instead of gel. The same lady has done my toes a few times. She was hot when I said I don’t want gel. She got kinda nasty. Will be leaving with extra in my pocket though.

***** ***** is the next Michael Jackson. Please have y’all never seen Captain EO???!!!!

I- I knew this movie would be good but like, it’s “I need to see it again” good.

Hey may I just ask why all this is happening in a car?

A woman on Threads asked how many parents read to their kid daily and the responses..we are so mf COOKED.

Bruhhhhhhh

Nai please. Not today.

The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your mental state

Someone said in people’s quest for whimsy there will be people that believe it’s buying random dumb shit and that’s exactly what will happen.

Quiet

Empathetic and very unserious.

I love that Meg’s campaigns are all relatable. Like it’s stuff that regular people use.

My maternal grandmother is 91

I definitely correct them and no, you can’t give me a nickname.

When you thought you were sad but really you just needed cocktails and yappin with your gestie

Hacoona Matata is crazy omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Less qualified white lady at work cries cries victim…rinse and repeat.

Walmart

While we’re discussing Tamera. Is Tahj gang or…?

Wild that me and and other Black woman on our team are the strongest performers.

I left my partner home alone for a night and he went to Total Wine so he could make this concoction. It is exactly what you think it is.

dodger blue.

My mom is hilarious and she has 2 brothers that are also hilarious. My grandfather was very funny also.

In other news I’ve decided to switch from lattes to flat whites.

Tyler the Creator on Ring Ring Ring

Baseball is back!!!

Where y’all from? Area codes only Currently 949 born and raised in 213

Usher just doing anything at this point. Won’t get a dime from me.

Are the pictures Dej Loaf posted on IG for boys or girls?

Spelling it “doorder” is so funny to me cuz I hear the exact tone of voice saying it.

We lost our sister Monae last year. We said we needed to be better about intentionally connecting, especially since we found out about each other later in life. This was our Sibling Day of Whimsy at California Adventure💜

Laughlin, NV

And a bad bitch

I don’t normally bring things from Threads but this tickled me.

My hs crush went to jail for pimpin. He’s out now and coaches youth football. All the best.

I sent that message to work with my dad. He cleaned up!!!

My manager had on a turtleneck during our town hall. Me and the Black lady on the team: Eric got on THAT TURTLENECK

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