That man really went to Temecula. It was not just jokes.

I just told someone this. I hate being mean.

Shout out to Ethiopians for discovering coffee #InternationalCoffeeDay DYK: Ethiopian sheep farmers discovered it after realizing their sheep were eating the beans growing high in the mountains? Their sheep would come back jittery and that’s how coffee began human consumption.

A share a day, helps this small business mama. I have 💯 of products available and ready to be shipped off ✈️ Head over and get your hands on some nourishing, highly scented bath bombs, soaps and more before it’s too late! ——————— My business is my sole income every share means so much to me 🥹

My therapist: You like to make people feel seen but you also need to understand that everyone doesn’t deserve for you to “see” them.

My coworker is the guy that’s not the manager but thinks he’s the manager. Lmao not he got 2 Black perimenopausal women on the team. Lololol bitch you thought.

Cranes In The Sky slapped me and made me find a therapist. This album is so important to me. Cuz I was doing all those things instead of finding a damn therapist.

Borderline FUBU

Y’all are not qualified enough to tell black people what is and isn’t motivated by racism I’m so sorry to tell you. Y’all need to listen and shut the fuck up.

Parenting for Liberation by Trina Greene Brown

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social posted this on the other place and I feel like it’s fitting

Sacramento - the upside is that it’s close to Lodi so we had some good Zinfandels.

Outside of the sketch show I never saw it for the peanut head comedian.

I couldn’t say hate.

Some Brazilian black bean soup and that cheesy bread🤌🏾

And tell them to call Francis and get his ass back in the booth too.

This team at my new job hates each other omg I feel like Quinta.

Sometimes I randomly think about the 9th grade World History teacher telling the class the Million Man March was to unite all men. Anyway. I told him he was wrong it was for BLACK men and he didn’t speak on it again.

I discovered Eloise and, listen. The innit girlies might be doing it I dont know. open.spotify.com/track/3Lqsck...

be grateful, be humble, be appreciative, be kind, be loving

I don’t do the booga suga but my friend does so I asked him if tariffs impacted the price and next thing he’s calling me unhinged. So, like, duh, but also, is that not a valid question?

Me and my friend ordered a bunch of oysters and the way he’s eating them. Y’all think he tryna tell me sum?

Beeteedubs. I know he has info.

Quicksand Out of the Blue

Candy by Cameo The DJ at my cousins wedding said he plays when he needs a bathroom break because it’s 12 minutes. Also. Can We by SWV is legit 13 minutes long cuz Timbaland just let the beat go.

Y’all: “Omg yes we’re ready for fall. Can’t wait for the autumn vibes” Fall:

Thought I placed a pick up order. Why I get there and realized I never clicked the button?!?

July

I randomly get mad that that man got on the “Whatever You Want” beat with that loud ass rappin. Stop touchin stuff!

This woman at my work was on a flight to India. She got to Hong Kong and came back because of that damn executive order. I feel so badly for her.

One of my aunts swears her Mac n Cheese is so damn good. It’s fine. But one year she brought it knowing who the real Mac n Cheese champ was.

Thanksgiving. I be so ready to yeet Halloween up outta here.

The Black Disney girlies were on rants! “Boycott the mouse for the 1st amendment!!!” Boy Jimmy got his job back and the Lounge Flys are BACK!!!

Friendsgiving

The influencers ruined the pumpkin patches. They’re overpriced, you have to pay for everything (including parking), and it’s 90 in October here so the vibes are off.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have watched this a countless number of times.

When my therapist said “you can’t expect you from other folks”. BARS!

A Leo for sure

Kid is working on a class project. Daddy is at the kitchen table helping her. I’m taking a nap. Muah. Daddy Daughter time.

I had one of those THC drinks and, yeah, lemme order some more. Just enough high to float to sleep.

Yep. I love them down.

Jermaine Dupri said there’s no music for his 14 year old daughter to listen to. Says the man that gave us Kriss Kross. Get off the podcast and get in the studio, Jermaine.

They really turned the We Do Not Care Club into a trauma dump. Sheesh.

“I don’t really feel like school today.” My mom “ok take the day but you gotta help with chores.”