A lil tea party.

My coworker talmbout she crashed out yesterday and been sleepy for a week. Me:

I wanna be a Black Woman in every time. I met this woman on my Oahu tour and we had a ball. The tour guide asked, “what culture gave us the stop light and GPS?” Us: “BLACK PEOPLE!!!”

About to hit these Waikīkī streets

I appreciate when people post 30 minute concert footage

I didn’t know I liked Mai Tais.

New set…very cutesy

I ordered a dish and the bartender said he had never had it. I asked him if he wanted to try it. I have no idea why I’m like this. I really just be yappin. Sir I’m not tryna fuck, I promise.

Is the Dole Plantation just pineapples and slavery? Like can I skip it or are there non slavery fun facts?

Very serious career. Very unserious woman. But it works. I actually get praised for it lol.

Like Katt Williams said “Live yo mf life.”

Hard agree.

James Ambrose Johnson, Jr. in a serious manner.

Drake got packed up, now Curtis. What a special time.

This is exactly why Joy is Resistance.

I dont know cuz a certain group of people made a whole ass commercial about being picked on but WE have to just move forward. 🟦

Speaking of not giving a pass. I met up with a woman that I met about a year ago at a mom’s event. I asked her why she hadn’t come around and she said she was busy. 2 margaritas later she told me another woman made a nasty comment to her so she just figured our group wasn’t her community.

In other news. The woman that washes her drawls in hotel Keurigs is being sued. Apparently.

A little Anita

Y’all could never make me hate a voice note. Send them to me and ima save them.

This reminds me of when my uncle loudly said, “Man I would have not smashed Harriet Tubman.” I was like sir this is Thanksgiving.

Green apple Even better inside of a pickle. Yes, we took the jolly rancher stick and jammed it in those fat ass pickles. An ice cream truck delicacy 🤌🏾

Ramadan Mubarak

This Jill Scott album.

My grandmother so messy that now no one tells her stuff lol. I’m like girl they don’t give you the tea no more?!

Shera 7 has reached my 25 year old Korean coworker.

Did I ditch work for a triple IPA? Lol and did.

Bluesky said HERE DAMN

They called that country singer Toby cuz he’s using the name the white people gave him. Sheesh.

“Omg California is so awful I dont know how you can live there.” Me: on the train after work.

People keep asking for Pharrell’s skin care routine but we need to be asking about Raphael Saadiq’s.

When they get that lil salt n pepper in their beard.

Robert Barisford Brown owes me nothin.

They had me outside drinking Hennessy!!!!

Stepped outside…

Fresh set…

Saying Shanice broke girl code when none of y’all bougie heffas gave her a ticket to Winter Fest is wild. #BTG

Lol this is my ex. I was bro if gang ever messes up IT STILL WONT BE YOU. Please go thrive.

The guy that thinks he’s the manager but isn’t the manager got handled on our call by the actual manager. Hello Monday!

So Cardi baby daddy and Seattle in the Super Bowl?

10am call ghosted me. I love this for me. Didn’t want that damn call anyway.

Precious and valuable

We had a work function. My coworker asked for the lager on tap. Bartender: I have a Pilsner not a lager. Coworker: 😕🫤 ok I’ll take it It was Smog City Lil Bo Pils which is a Czech style lager.

Anyway. When men back in to parking spaces seamlessly it does something to me. I rode in the company car with a man from Egypt and he backed in to the parking spot. Now I’m sitting here making googly eyes at him.

East side

This is why I’ve had a job since I was 15.