Got back into WoW now that Destiny 2 is currently on the backburner with the delay, I asked @fawcks.bsky.social for some Gold and all I hear is "Don't spend that Gold in one place, dearie" and now I can't unhear his Pandaren as a 1950's housewife

JD Vance knows he has a booty call with Erika Kirk after the State of the Union, that's why he looks so uncomfortable and anxious. He wants to fuck Erika and her couch.

Been spending 2-3 hours each day practicing for my fighting game tournament in March and all I hear is this: @fawcks.bsky.social told me I'd better not go 0-2 or I'm sleeping on the couch.

Pam Bondi is an actual fucking disease, holy shit. I can't imagine being the survivors and having that scum sucking cunt laugh in your face and deflect everything, not even having the gall to turn around and face you. What a fucking joke.

Fixed my fashion for #TharsisThreads. Totality Division Warlock Lunar, The Silver Wolf#0924

Fuck ICE. ABOLISH ICE.

Caught two separate 7 day bans all because I dared to say that maybe ICE agents murdering innocent people was a bad thing. FUCK ICE.

Missing @fawcks.bsky.social something fierce but I know that it's okay because every time I think about him, things are right with the world

If people were going to talk behind my back, at the very least make sure I can't find out about it.

I guess this is a real turning point for the USA, huh?

Maybe Charlie Kirk should have disabled big head mode before entering the PVP zone.

Imagine doubling down on the Featured Gear system and then nerfing everything that was viable in the current sandbox. What is even the point of the current sandbox team if Tyson Green is going to run them down to the ground?!

"I TECHED THAT THROW AND YOU KNOW IT BARNEY, THE STUPID BALANCE PATCH JUST MADE TERRY UNGA BUNGARD COMPLETELY UNVIABLE!"

I thought I saw an Iranian sleeper cell in masks, camo and assault rifles kidnap people from a job site and thrown them into a van, then I realized it was ICE.

I'm drinking a ginger ale at 10 at night because I've lost control of my life but it's worth because of @fawcks.bsky.social encouraging me to delve in (stupid) behaviors

Hey @vivziepop.bsky.social, it would be cool if your partnership with Hot Topic included plus size people who wear 5X or 6X shirts like me, because I won't be able to pick up any of the upcoming pride merch or any shirts in the future. Please consider us big and tall people. 🤞🏻

Watching the address to Congress that old Trumpy boy did last night was some of the worst drivel I've ever seen. We need the guy who threw a shoe at Bush to come back.

Every day I wake up knowing I get to spend the rest of my life with @fawcks.bsky.social is pretty cool, not gonna lie

I just found out from @fawcks.bsky.social that I can use the D-Pad to move on my map in Helldivers 2 instead of using the Touch Pad to drag my cursor. ...I'm actually inconsolable right now. I've been THROWING this whole time trying to find my stuff?!

@fawcks.bsky.social and I just screamed because they announced a new Ace Combat for next year and God do I love this dork.

Kissing my boyfriend @fawcks.bsky.social in bed at his parents house just to feel something in this place we call Earth

Hearing "The riff" seeing Sonic 3 with @fawcks.bsky.social today made me a 5 year old kid again playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle for the first time. Sonic 3 is the perfect movie, 10/10. No questions asked.

@fawcks.bsky.social: "What life choices did I make to end up here?" Me:

Hearing @fawcks.bsky.social with his whole chest out say "I can fill a Stussy hole my damn self"in regarding the Stalkers in Helldivers 2 makes me wish I didn't have ears sometimes. Lmfao.