If anyone out there is still playing #pikminbloom, feel free to add me! 553435697279

The eager and annoying way ai shit is pushed on every other app and website makes me think that these companies spent way too damn much on a product a lot of people don't give a shit about.

Donkey Kong but there's a guy with a hook for a hand that's stalking King K Rool

I know about the fruit of Good and Evil but what about the fruit that gives me big mommy milkers?

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

How are you gonna whitewash Cracker Barrel?

I really don't think any game has a harder opening than Mass Effect 2

Surprising amount of AI slop on Bluesky. I see as much, if not more, AI generated images here than I did on Twitter.

From the Holocaust Museum in DC: "Hitler had long relief on the use of terror. His main tool was the Nazi party's paramilitary organization, the SA." This part of the museum really put our modern leadership into context; so many similarities between Trump's presidency and Hitler's rise to power

DC has the lowest crime rate in 30 years. DC also has tourists and representatives from many different countries. Putting a racist lunatic in charge of the military and then turning that military on DC is going to result in an international incident.

I was in DC last Friday and Saturday. I was on the metro, in the alleys, out and about late at night and I really have no idea what crime he's talking about. I was born and raised in a small city with major levels of crime and poverty and I can tell you that DC is a gentle lamb next to my hometown.

real like that

Walking into Bluesky with AI generated shit is like going to a family Thanksgiving, bringing your Playdough Kitchen Creations, then saying you contributed to dinner. Go back to Twitter, dumbass.

Does anyone know how I can get Webtoons to stop sending me ads for AI generated slop? If I'm gonna goon I want it to be shit a human being made and got paid for

Yahtzee "Hate Boner" Croshaw kicking aside his review schedule to review Promise Mascot Agency would have been enough of an endorsement for me if I hadn't already gotten the platinum within a week of the release. Play. This. Game.

@joe-hill.bsky.social , this should be poster sized and placed into every English class.

"Who let you outside?" I say to my intestinal worm before swallowing it

🎶Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee🎶

The Pope is how old? Nice

You know you're a little touch starved when the dentist's little mirror pushes your tongue around and you just... 🤤

Promise Mascot Agency got me cryin in the club right now, all these little idiots really believe in us 😭

Baby Selym had trash taste so I hope a #gaming selection from my teen years is okay. Funny that I don't really like #turnbased #rpg games much anymore but throw in a dating sim or cooking gimmick and I'm in

I kinda found a surprise $100 in my pocket the day Promise Mascot Agency came out. Truly a sign god wants me to play this game

No offense to anyone but all I care about in this moment is Kirby Airiders. Nothing else will ever be this important ever

I'm not saying the story of MH Wilds is better than other games in the series, but it's the first game to not make me feel like I'm just being talked at during dialogue. I feel more included in what's happening

About to spend five hours in character creation

Monster Hunter Wilds pre-order payment went through last night, we're almost there!

Promise Mascot Agency is a fantasy sim in that I can start a small business and pay employees a wage and give them benefits and give them little forehead kisses for doing a good job (or so I assume, I'm only a few minutes in)

The list of atrocities I would commit for To-Fu is long but not unreasonable

My local Publix finally got banana milk back in stock 😭

PlayStation Network being down wouldn't be so bad if I could play my single player, non-online games. But because I bought them digitally they're unavailable. What do you mean you can't verify the license I was just playing this 😭

I think I might be too depressed for Twitter but I have the habit of closing the app only to reopen it out of habit a minute later. And after doing this three times in a row I think I just need to hide the app from myself entirely

Alexa, play The Boys Are Back In Town

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

Can't describe how this goes from really cool to horrifying to cool again when you're high off your tits

Hey, you. Yeah, you who's reading this. I'm proud of you. You're doing great. Keep fighting the good fight. You're awesome.

The way I feel my soul is healing once winter is approaching. Yes, I'm a summer hater

65 hours to platinum Dragon Age Veilguard. Hell of a great time and I can't wait to see what happens next

53 hours later and Veilguard comes to a close. This is definitely my goty

Anyone who says Veilguard doesn't hit hard or get dark enough hasn't gotten very far I think

Don't ask me how much I spent on Steven Universe comics, just know that I will recover eventually

Stupid on the surface, horrifying in the lore (Dragon Age Veilguard) Or, Silly in the streets, Eldritch horrors in the sheets

My friends tell me to dona #promosky but I dunno what the rules are so My favorite games are: Dragons Dogma (1 and 2) Dragon Age (3 and 4) Mass Effect (2, 3, and Andro) ZZZ Rune Factory (1, Frontier, and 4) My favorite books are: The King killer Chronicles (Rothfuss) The Gentlemen Bastards (Lynch)

there's no feeling quite like finishing a 200+ hour game campaign and then socialising with people who don't play video games being like "yeah no not much how have you been doing? 🙂"

RIP Vincent Price, you would have liked being put in Dragon Age Veilguard