I have been to the depths of hell and back and I have learnt all there is to learn. There is no greater sorrow then to recall our times of joy in wretchedness.

Hey team I've been in the office today just absolutely crushing reports. I locked in on some spreadsheets and absolutely nailed a presentation. Followed by a quick run and a green smoothie #girlboss Had to hide what's on the page, can't let them know what I have planned. Watch this space 👀🔥🔥

Hello hello blueskyers, I'm clocking in for my shift at @junksoul.bsky.social . If you're coming to visit me bring treats. My luvin' ain't free baby.

My new mac from Spark paws has me feeling muy bonita 💅 Sparks paws are not on this app, but someone please let them know that their pink cord insulated jacket is on my Christmas list thank you.

Too bloody cold guys, this is where you'll find me for the rest of the day. I swear if my dad tries to make me go outside to wee he's gonna catch these paws 🤜

Elon is a bigot, I said it years ago

Alright peasants, I'm on bluesky. Felt cute in this