god I just love this music video i'm 1 mil of the 1.8 mil views tbh.

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

and so it goes, so it goes, so it goes.

When do we start setting golf courses on fire? (For legal purposes this is a joke)

Forgot that it was mating season so the male ducks are being assholes while I’m trying to feed them. MEN

I…don’t know if this is worse

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

"i think he bought the wrong size"

This is next week’s forecast and I am sick to my stomach. It’s March.

obvs my youtube algorithm wants me to be nostalgic today

still one of my favorite youtube vids of all time (and LIVE?!) I just adore this song.

crazy that this was in 2020 tbh

Why is business attire a thing still? Bruh, I don’t care if you’re wearing a skirt or slacks, just help me with my shit and be comfy.

Google Gemini transcribing this convo is hilarious. Especially the censorship. Brilliant.

Okay SNL 👀

abundance comes through people, not numbers.

i like how you can just procrastinate your repsonsibilities (saving the kingdom/world/universe) for presumably years in game just like boppin around being a lil guy, foraging & fighting beasts. do you think Zelda ever gets impatient? Like goddamn Link speed it up a bit, and he's just vibing.

GUYS! I posted a tiktok criticizing men*, and this time instead of being called fat and disgusting and being told to "focus more on cardio than politics", I got "nose ring theory" comments! THEY ARE EVOLVING!

exciting things were happening so I was standing and screaming (with joy) in my kitchen just as the neighbor kid walked by. He looked in my window with a startled and confused look, and I had to run out and tell him I was fine. another neighbor awkwardly met. ✅

I dunno guys, I think a man named "Markwayne Mullin" is actually gonna be worse, just a thought. That is an ad lib name for an evil capitalist right wing nut nationalist. That is not a real person, and this is the bad place.

might fuck around and tank my credit score for funsies

I cannot wait for the day when I don’t have to see a pick up truck ever. Vanity Pick up trucks boil my blood I hate them so fucking much.

I just saw a quote that blew my mind: Type B antics on a type A nervous system. That’s me in a nutshell after healing omg.

when people point back at Reconstruction to explain where we are as a country (a good impulse) its often to claim that Reconstruction completely failed I'd say it's more like: Reconstruction was partial and compromised, which kept the Civil War going as a domestic political battle vs a won war

When I say “men” I am referring to the Tolkien race that almost destroyed middle earth with their pride and lust for power and dominance (the likes of which are currently running THIS earth), not men is a gendered way. Just FYI.

Trend alert!: being human

can't wait until i can sleep longer than 4 hours at a time GODDAMN

Even if I'm on my own When the silence is deafening I could be stuck here alone When even my future is threatening Something is lifting the bones Something is dancing in revelry Wider than oceans below Taller than titans on box springs And I'm not leaving this time

i met another one of my neighbors finally (specifically the one I share a wall with so that's really good), and this time it wasn't cause I backed into their car. PROGRESS AND COMMUNITY BABYYYYYYYYYY

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

"In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good" -Viktor Jesus Christ Herald

anyway how are ya'll's eclipse season mercury retrograde ending on 3/3 at 3:33 am combination extravaganza going

what i did today that i'm proud of (an extensive list) 🧵:

A not bad strategy is to just peter out during one of his rambles until the chamber is half empty. When you talk to the press just be like "I got really bored, he was always stupid but tonight he was super boring. Dementia maybe?" He'd be mad. Of course instead they're just kinda sittin' there.

There's our big dying prune. There he is. Hair looking shittier than ever somehow, walking all decrepit, looking like a big old human shit. There he is kissing his mutants. Okay let's hear what new slurs he's come up with.

Tonight’s state of the union.

tucker carlson needs to stop making me agree with him goddddddddddd i hate himmmmmmmmmm

so...while the files are exposing the absolutely disgusting behavior of the men in power, trump decides to riff on how much he loves women, in like the most repulsive way? WHAT ARE WE DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The Korok have GOT to figure out a better travel system. There are far too many stuck and separated from their friends for it to be an efficient activity for their community as a whole.