anyway, let's talk about what i think is happening over at the TikTok and Oracle offices, other than complete and utter chaos. Either purposefully or out of incompetence, they are glitching the servers. I think to force you to redownload to have control over your app version...just a hunch.

what gives me a little bit of hope is how absolutely incompetent everyone in the administration is. they are trying to pull a 1933 Germany, expecting the broader public to comply, but don't know what the hell they are doing, have no coordination, and forget we have PHONES that FILM THINGS. Idiots.

Kristy Noam will rot in a hell of her own making for eternity, and the plastic in her body will melt over and over and over and over again.

Why don't you get it? Can't you get it? Understand They're gonna execute the mother to elevate the man They're gonna propagate the killer, eliminate the youth This is the way that it is This is the way that it always will be Something you love turns to something you miss

It's future rust and it's future dust

Another words matter example: CNN headline is “new ice policy allows officers to enter homes without a warrant “. It should read: I.C.E. requires its officers to commit crime of breaking and entering”

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Simple as that. Thank you @philipdefranco.bsky.social

Note to tiktok users in the US:

executions

May every drink you ever drink have spit in it you rancid shithead

All regime mouthpieces who have lied about the murder of VA nurse Alex Pretti must resign immediately. All DHS officials and agents involved must be prosecuted.

People absolutely need to stop describing these ICE murders as "fatal shootings". It's not a shooting. Words matter. It's murder, in plain sight. And filmed at multiple angles.

Been waiting… and waiting for you to make a move Before I make a move

(went to the heated rivalry rave tonight and kept waiting for this song. It was the closer of course)

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

I saw a lady training a murder of crows to attack anyone wearing a red hat. I think we can extend that to ICE gear, and weaponize the birds. They will be happy to do it, and that is my new goal.

This is ok tho

Is that bad or just novel Still cries out like a gospel Best laid plans topple Sounds right But I could still be getting better I know by the sound you make You've been around 'cause your heartbeat keeps me awake I know I should stay away So what? Maybe I'm not getting better

ICE is what happens when you get a bunch of hateful morons with herd mentality together and tell them they have full immunity.

Smith: Again, and I think all of us, if we're reasonable, know that there's going to be more crimes committed by these people in the future. I do not understand why you would mass pardon people who assaulted police officers. I don't get it. I never will.

biblically accurate Mary Magdalene (p.s. I'm actually a decent make up artist and might recreate this look (I will))

We will quickly see a shift from a “it’s who you know” job market to a “it’s what you can do” market.

Yesterday, I left an innocent comment about men on tiktok. And I learned a new term! "FOID". The definition is that the man using the term can't get laid. :D

My best friend, who was a devoted mormon for most of her life (exmo now) is going to dedicate a year of her life to learn catholicism just to spite her estranged mom. And honestly, that's Kendrick level hating and I love it. Couldn't be prouder.

just gonna...leave this here...

👇👇👇👇

Can’t put into words publicly how I’m feeling about the events of this year so far.

As a surprise to no one, after taking the 16 personalities test again after like 7 years, I am still an INFP-T.

also, I went to the extended Lord of the Rings weekend in theaters, and on saturday on my way to the theater I backed into my neighbor's truck (twice). So...cool. Gonna have to deal with that now -sobs in elvish-

My visibility (witch) wound is ACHING.

We can all agree that swords in Lord of the Rings are metaphors for 🍆, right?