Sometimes all I think about is you LATE NIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE

Introduce yourself with four video games (I gotta)

I just wanna remind everyone that this exists

fuck elon musk

basically what we're gonna do is dance

Bars

we did a podcast episode on the major arcana yesterday, and as I was putting my deck in order, I couldn't find my lover's card. I swear to god, I went through my deck three times, and was super bummed cause I thought it flew out at a fair or something and It was lost forever.

Tinder update…

I wonder if people, in the big year of 2026, ever feel shame or even a modicum of self awareness that they have an obnoxious and embarrassingly loud car.

the fact that spencer pratt got as many votes as he did tells me this country is unsalvageable. we need to start over.

Got two sprouting lesssgoooooooo

went to my first tech networking event type thing in three years. it felt so incredibly familiar and like I was in my element again. But at the same time, it felt so foreign and far away from who I have become over the last two years outside of that realm. What a strange time of my life.

happy birthday

-cue Peaches by The Presidents of the United States of America-

simpler times (she says about four years ago)

Now I’m plotting crimes with people on hinge. Follow for more adventures in dating with Riss. (For legal reasons this is a joke)

I think I’ve gotta unmatch and report this guy. LEGOLAS?! FR?!

the least surprising thing of the entire Bricks & Minifigs fiasco is that all of the creepy men behind it are mormon.

Was being a good girl, cleaning my emotional support ceiling fan, and all of the sudden it wouldn't turn back on. I was in my basement flippin' switches and calling electricians in desperation. One text to a friend. He asked "did you accidentally turn off the direction switch?" Welp. 🐑🐑🐑

Tinder is a spectrum

Yeah no duh

Building a business with a group of psychics is a very fascinating experience. Anyway...we're gonna go clear out a warehouse of ghosts today. ✨✌️

Game night

Belly boi

“Men fear witches. Poets marry them.”

I have become a morning person against my fucking will. I was at the grocery store BEFORE 9 AM and this is the end.

Super honorable

Witchcraft is the art of organizing intention.

Tinder update. This is the type of blind devotion I’m looking for MUWAHAHAHAHA (I asked him which limb 🙃)

i got told by one of my favorite astrologers that I have a massive spiritual dick. Please put that on my tomb stone.

Hey FUCK YOU COX AND FUCKING THE WORST SHARK FROM THE JUMP KEVIN O’LEARY

Hey, fuck you Pete Hegseth

I was in a parking lot talking to a bunch of pigeons for a solid two minutes before I realized this is who I am and who I always have been. Pigeons deserve better.

/end

I'm an astronaut, you're the Moon I starе at you, I sing to you I circle you

welp now that the full delux album is out, that was a nice prolonged suffering. but it was worth it. thanks for joining me if you saw all of this mess. I'm fine. it's just noah kahan.

noah you SLY DOG.

okay so dan was fine but the whole time i was trying to figure out what song was missing, and it's staying still and now i'm pretty sad. :(

Maybe I'm manic again, but I think this time I'm out for good I'm a sidewalk preacher with a record deal Oh, everyone looks happy in a photograph I've crossed the county line, I cannot go back I'm always on my own (what an absolutely gorgeous song I needed to sit with it for a second time)