Hey, fuck you Pete Hegseth

I was in a parking lot talking to a bunch of pigeons for a solid two minutes before I realized this is who I am and who I always have been. Pigeons deserve better.

/end

I'm an astronaut, you're the Moon I starе at you, I sing to you I circle you

welp now that the full delux album is out, that was a nice prolonged suffering. but it was worth it. thanks for joining me if you saw all of this mess. I'm fine. it's just noah kahan.

noah you SLY DOG.

okay so dan was fine but the whole time i was trying to figure out what song was missing, and it's staying still and now i'm pretty sad. :(

Maybe I'm manic again, but I think this time I'm out for good I'm a sidewalk preacher with a record deal Oh, everyone looks happy in a photograph I've crossed the county line, I cannot go back I'm always on my own (what an absolutely gorgeous song I needed to sit with it for a second time)

If I'm gone this time next year If I inhaled the smoke and smashed the mirrors Fuck it, I might even disappear I hope you've had a decent time Oh, I'm fillin' every pause I'm speakin' when I know somethin' It's anythin' I want (we got some noah howls, we got Spoiled (hehe) and I loved it)

And I don't need my name back Throw my notebook in the basement Oh, I love you and I can't fake that For a moment, we go way back (sobbing at We Go Way Back that was an ouchie one for a multitude of reasons 🫠🫠🫠🫠/🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠) ((I don't know why I'm keeping with the rating system it's inconsistent))

But if I see one more Cybertruck, I swear to God, I'm gonna floor it And it's gone to shit without you It was shit before, but at least I had you No, there ain't nothin' to report But I hope you're bored and headed north (one of my favs so far)

Conversation within the conversation I wanna drop the gloves, but you're far too patient I wanna see you lose it, I wanna hear you say it I wanna know the dark that I share a brain with (incredible. right off the bat. Deny Deny Deny = daddy issues masterpiece)

-insert the entire first verse and pre-chorus of poison- (been crashing out to this one for a month or so.)

No one gets to talk shit but the ones you've shit on (another Noah the poet for 23. I love his storytelling with these sibling songs)

Look at you go, crossing state lines with your shadow Tryna run away, change your zip code Turns out that you're still an asshole It ain't our fault that you aren't suddenly somebody else 'Cause you've worked on yourself, got a dog You're an asshole after all ('nough said)

get ready folks it's DASHBOARD NEXT I CRIED ON THE INTERNET FOR THIS.

Oh, I wish you could know me And I wish I could know you much more sometimes Wish I could do nothin' with you Sit in the yard while the day dies (The king of lyrical bridges. Liked Willing and Able but didn't at the same time for redacted reasons so I'll shove that down)

You walked into a haunted house and got angry at the ghosts (Noah the poet ladies and gents. 10/10 story telling on Haircut)

we all know i've been crashing out to the great divide for over a year so.......

And your love is like an open flame, I'm a runnin' car and you're a closed garage Someone once said there's a world out there, but we don't care enough to drive that far You don't care, and I don't mind at all (love Paid Time Off. upbeat and whimsy thank god 🫠/🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠)

Call me when the bugs don't die and the spring looks just like autumn Oh, tell me when you miss the climb from a hole that has no bottom I don't mind being your dead end I think it's fine to never move on (ouch on Downfall chief, a couple of winces but not the most cutting 🫠🫠/🫠🫠🫠🫠)

'Cause you're gonna fix it, you're gonna patch it up Honey, we're fragile, you've always been so tough You know that I missed you, you always come runnin' back Whenever I ask Oh, we're drownin' here, I've gotta stay for Mom (didn't need the guilt trip from American Cars i'm dying 🫠🫠🫠/🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠)

I'll be gone so long before the anger comes I'll be only what you've known of me 'til now Oh, how I hope you're moving on I keep showin' you doors, but you can't open them up 'Cause it gets harder to see me the closer you try to look (fuck you Noah that's my rating of that one)

doors is gonna destroy me let's go

The minute that September hits I'm goin' off my medicine, oh (initial rating for end of august: 🫠/🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠)

join me in an hour as I live tweet my crash out and destruction (aka listen to Last of the Bugs) I've already been crying all day (unrelated) so I'm ready.

This is my favorite tree. Thanks 🌲

Stop there, and let me correct it I wanna live a life from a new perspective You come along because I love your face And I'll admire your expensive taste And who cares? Divine intervention But leaving now would be a good idea So catch me up on getting out of here

and by the way starting at 10 pm tomorrow I will be posting every single noah kahan song with the lyrics that destroyed me the most. hehe it's gonna be SO FUN. cause WHAT IS THIS NOAH?!?!??!!?

I know, I know, the way that it goes You get what you give, you reap what you sow And I can see you in my fate And I know, I know, I am what I am The mouth of the wolf, the eyes of the lamb So darling, will you saturate? When I open my eyes to the future I can hear you say my name

i cannot wait for when i never have to hear trump say "nobody's ever seen -fill in the blank-" ever again.

I didn't even know MAHA was trying to push nicotine. That is WILD I feel like I'm in a upside down timeline.

WELP

happy 420 I don't think i'll be able to participate today I have THINGS TO DO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Recharging my vape under the new moon

man I love going from 35 degrees to 80 degrees in a three day timeframe it's so fun I love data centers.

"Lay your weapons down They're calling off the war On account of losing track Of what we're fighting for" So we found our way back home Let our cuts and bruises heal While a brand-new war began One that no one else could feel Now we're young enough to try To build a better life

Been a while since ya’ll have seen my face ✨💖

I miss the ocean ✨🌊PAINFULLY🌊✨. It's time to start planning a trip i think.

I truly didn't realize Lauren Boebert and Laura Loomer were different people. They are the same to me (horrible people).

in other news... this is one of the best songs ever composed thanks.

why does CLOSING OUT ACCOUNTS AFFECT YOUR CREDIT SCORE NEGATIVELY GOD THIS SYSTEM IS SUCH A RACKET BURN IT DOWN.