in the height of overwatch fandom in the mid-2010s there was a blog on tumblr called like genji against shimadacest and they would make callout posts about shimadacest shippers and post as if they were genji and just be a piece of shit asshole anti and it was SOOOO FUNNY

me: there's 4 weeks of production time for this type, 6 weeks for that customer: so if we ordered something we'd be looking at 4 weeks me: yes, 4 weeks for this type, 6 weeks for that type customer: why does it take so long me: because we have to make it.

someone referred to daemyra as "one of the most sinister relationships shown on screen" and idk about y'all but that just made my dick even harder about it

idk how many different ways on my profile i need to say that you'll get blocked if you don't have your age in your bio before people actually listen. i block IMMEDIATELY if there is no age in bio. it just shows a disrespect to my boundaries before ever even speaking to me. i have no time for it

すやすや

otto hightower always wants to fuck alicent but he is BRICKED UP after the scene where she threatens rhaenyra

salem grilled skewers with chicken, shrimp, onion and pineapple and I boiled some corn on the cob and we have some door county cherry ice cream from a local co-op in the freezer 🙏🏻 today has been so good and we’re ending it with an incredible meal!

daemyra. peak!!!

jk never mind. the radar which has been clear ALL day suddenly switched to a severe thunderstorm warning and dropped a ton of rain on us.

im being dragged to the beach against my will

overwatch has gotten considerably more unfun since summer started and im blaming the fact that stupid fucking kids are out of school and on the game too much

finally watched obsession last night it was amazing, I feel soooo bad for nikki

Choose a cartoon puppy to adopt!

Look at this angelic princess

to see vhagar go from being bonded to someone as kind and beautiful as laena valaryon to being bonded to someone as loathsome and wretched as aemond targaryen really begs the question of how good a dragon's judge of character really is

it is a testament to matt smith’s acting prowess that i find daemon so irresistibly yummysexy bc i am not attracted to matt at all

salem grilled burgers best burgers so salty good

game

Story. #hazbinhotel #lucifer #charlie

me in real life: WEAR CONDOMS. TAKE BIRTH CONTROL. NO MORE KIDS BOOO NO KIDS!!! me in fiction: RAW. NO CONDOM. SOMEONE IS GETTING PREGNANT. BREEDING SEASON. CREAMPIES FOR THE FERTILE AND BREEDABLES.

i do miss my queen rhaenys targaryen though. god i loved her so much

i still think that in addition to emma d'arcy's impeccable acting it's just such a bonus to have an nb performer for rhaenyra. gender is such an enormous part of her story and there's such a gender-fuck with that!! it's just so cool that westeros' first true queen is played by a gnc performer

i was really impressed with hotd s3 eps 1 and 2, i thought they were both a great balance between epic battle scenes and heavy emotional moments and i think the story is moving forward nicely. spoilers in thread, bc i want to talk about my favorite moments!

If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft

safety first!

i kept getting potg tonight it was like I couldn’t stop myself. soldier, emre, venture

“and genji is there, as it is sometimes with sex.”

"Here, have mine" #hazbinhotel #sirpentious #art #conceptart #drawing #watercolor

FNAF Michael Afton is just like his father,,

I liked all the skins but was originally only going to get juno’s, but daddy said I should buy the whole bundle 💖

Brighter!!📺⚡ #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotel

always ready for his husband 💅 #VoxVal #StaticMoth

rhaenyra and daemon’s relationship makes me feel like a wild animal

buying this literally the second shop refresh finishes tomorrow 💫

*nom* *nom* *nom*

BABYGIRL….!!!!!!

sex tmi / salem fucked me sooooo good and then made me a grilled cheese sandwich 💖

well yeah 🦈 #art #sharks

Owned by Voxtek ❤️🩵💙 #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #AngelDust #Vox #StaticDust

salem said they were craving “something rice-y” so I made some spicy garlic green beans to eat with some fresh rice 🤤

just found a sticky note on the workstation desk in my boss' handwriting that says nothing but "Roar"

not enough of you are paying attention to the trout

i think people are overlooking the inherent transness of omnics in the overwatch universe. any that existed before the crisis - those who were affected by the awakening - who gained sentience could be anything, anyone they wanted. they choose gender presentation. they could be anything, or nothing.

everyone on owtwt re: juno is like "she's my precious pure angel i don't like to think of her in sexual situations" meanwhile i'm imagining at least ten different heroes on the roster putting her in sexual situations

alien cat glorp 🐈👽 #art

i lost the ovw ship chart i made (and im not spending time on another one) so ill just list my favs emre x freja hanzo + genji (+kiriko, situationally) cass x genji anran x wuyang moira x mercy mizuki x kiriko lifeweaver x baptiste x mauga sombra x widow most of the roster x juno

kiriko once sucked mizuki off in her heart of passion costume and now every time they hook up he asks her if she still has it

weekend up the north shore

if i didn't already have my favorite skin for orisa i'd probably buy the nyan cafe skin for her, but i have dream sheep so i just ended up buying the emotes for her and reaper!