“sex is nice, but have you ever xyz” yes and i bet you anything that sex is still better

dada-bubu decided to cause problems on purpose and promptly got scolded by his girlfriend zizi-bubu

im so hopeful that this season will make it more painfully obvious to the vox freak agenda deniers that vox is in fact a little freaky pervert. like, a NASTY one. like, a foot-licking, panty-sniffing, jerking off to val while he’s on a conference call PERVERT

“if I have to dom you into taking care of yourself, I will”

salem gave me strict orders to distract myself with projects and movies today and to not doomscroll 😔

Black History Month Art Challenge Day 1: Prince 🎵🎤 #bhm #art #prince #minnesota

Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice

salem requested brown sugar cinnamon oatmeal for breakfast, so I made him that! but I made myself some scrambled eggs and a big piece of sourdough toast and it was soooo good

salem: the house smells like mulled wine 🥰✨🤤 me: the house smells like mulled wine 😭🤢💀

Michael Afton the prettiest princess in FNAF

results of 10 packs left us with 48/66 cards!! not bad!! shit luck for foils (mostly rooms and objects) and no vincent and no adam’s apparition so im ending it all

peering out the window like it’ll make the mail arrive sooner

our cards are out for delivery 👀

Drew one of the best Sonics I've ever drawn, today. OwO

Zero thoughts, just drawing... they look like an old man and his young wife lol 📺🦋 #HazbinHotel #VoxVal #StaticMoth

POV: You have been spotted by Charlie

Rome wasn't built in a day ~⚡️✨ #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox #VincentWhittman

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

everyone saying that the economic strikes are pointless/performative clearly didn't see that 75% of the reporting i saw last week was about the one on the 23rd. it got people talking. it got people noticing. it might not be immediate visible change but i don't view it as pointless or performative

[acnh] salem and I collaborated on this retro japanese showa era-inspired build ✨we wanted it to have a very lived-in feel. we love it and we’re so proud of it!

i'm excited to play more acnh this weekend! my goals are: 1) re-do all villager homes 2) re-do hotel rooms that i wasn't originally able to choose themes for 3) grind diy donations to kapp'n

I saw one of those sex aesthetic photo posts and it said “baby sis gf and big bro bf” and my dick got so hard I passed out

i saw someone say they bought 170 packs of s2 trading cards. i am the last person to tell anyone what to do with their money but are y'all alright

i fucking love listening to walton g0ggins talk about his characters bc he has such a deep understanding of them and the way they behave and why he makes choices he makes with the directions he's given. idk i really like him!!

i feel like i'm going to be talking a lot today bc i'm anxious and irritable and it's our slow season and i don't have much to do

everything has nuance, etc. etc., but i think that it's annoying that almost every response to "why isn't anyone having kids anymore?" is something like, "no one can afford to have kids" bc it neglects the fact that even in a different economy, some of us still wouldn't want kids.

if someone refers to lake superi0r as either "it" or god forbid, "he" i immediately do not trust them. that is a BEAUTIFUL DANGEROUS WOMAN!!

i purchased some hand-drawn png files on 3tsy the other day, and noticed a typo in one, so i messaged the artist to let them know. we had a nice back and forth message exchange, and they ended it with "I'm in New Zealand and we stand with you guys in Minnesota!!" :')

shoutout to both the strikers today and the people in fields so critical that they cannot strike. keeping hospitals open is also supporting the cause.

i've been rereading christine the past few days during downtime and i'm through the first part, god i forgot how creepy this one was! i feel like christine gets overlooked a lot bc it's cheesy or whatever, a possessed car, but i loved the novel in high school and i'm still loving it now

“Gooner slop” “Gooner bait” “Gooner art style” Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?

shark stamps 🦈📬 #art #sharks

ive seen the vincent whittman trading card and if i dong pull that when our 10 packs arrive in a few days I might actually become evil salem doesn’t want to be spoiled so I won’t show it to him but i want to SO BAD b he’s so sexy

our usual brand of celery was out of stock so we got a different organic brand and it’s so good I could cry I’ve been so into celery recently

if charlie isn’t a bottom then why does she go immediately into her little good girl pose the instant an older man pushes her into a chair

idk how I feel about these:. I think I like them? They’re too confusing

hot fries are like, objectively the best spicy snack

vincent vox I adore you

literally all I care about rn is fnaf I cannot bring myself to give even half a shit about any other fandom bc everything sucks SO BAD rn

having to send out an email to my team telling them what to do if 🧊 shows up. this is the bad place

WIP of a paladin and his sorcerer (byler) 💙💛 #byler

pussy

listen im sure it’s great and all but you couldn’t pay me to watch hea/ted rival/ry

Abby knows FNAF 2 Movie Michael’s weakness..

my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

every time I found a new favorite girl sc0ut cookie it’s gone the next year. iced berry piñatas. toast-yays. why does this happen to me

last repost... at first i thought "crap, i usually buy from the list of troops with trans youth but i also want to support local!" but then i clicked the link and the troop is a) in mn impacted by 🧊 and b) a "troop of 12 including trans and neurodiverse youth and 75% BIPOC kids" hello!!!

This is a Girl Scout troop in #Minneapolis who can't safely sell cookies door to door due to the ICE occupation. If you're looking for a small way to support the citizens, maybe buy a few boxes. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...

beware the pipeline