If Susie Wiles is so powerful, why'd she let Crazy Uncle Don give that 18-minute methamphetamine rant last night?

When you're a defective monter with a hammer, everything's a nail.

Last night's Presidential Crazytrain Address on top of the Vanity Fair "monsters, they want to be just like us" pics on top of Unc Don blaming the Reiners for their own murders -- we've never been this bonkers, have we?

Note to historians: This is in 2025. 49.5% of us weren't ok with it.

Fetterman needs to go. It was true 3 months ago and truer every day. Maybe Santa can give PA the gift of a resignation this holiday season.

Judge Charles Breyer is a rockstar hero, a light in the darkness of insanity.

This right here is the core fact of the matter.

We're in deep f-ing trouble when I can confidently say that I'd be a far better, more reasoned SCOTUS justice than at least 4 members of the John Roberts Fiasco, but here we are.

Shitty day? At least you're not Larry Summers.

Millions of Blue Jays fans salute Dave Roberts's dogged determination to make Treinen, aka fetch, happen.

One cool little factoid — Brian Woo didn’t start pitching until his junior year of high school — followed by complete nonsense: “So his arm is really fresh.” I guess calling games is hard.

How many times can the Mariners put men on 1st and 2nd with no outs and not score? This feels more like soccer than baseball. I think the fever might break here in the 15th.

Rob Thomson has drained 99% of my love for the Phillies. But the home plate ump put the Dodgers wheels in motion with the missed call on Sanchez’s 2-2 perfect pitch to Call.

Bluesky lawyer friends, I am confused by your world: How do all of the DOJ lawyers, Halligan, Blanche, Flentje, et al, get to remain members of the bar? Is it once you’re in, you’re in, with only rarest exceptions? I can get that sanctions are slow, but can’t understand that they’re non-existent.

What's the price of a man's soul when he's already sold it a few times? He's giving it away at this point.

Happy Monday, especially those of us scraping Bluesky for things to feel (fake) outraged about

I got your back and mayo, sandwich hero Sean Dunn! Thank you.

No matter how crappy your week might have been, Tim Cook’s was worse. This is more demeaning than blimpy Dean Cain joining ICE.

Am I wong to have ZERO sympathy or patience with NFL holdouts who are whining about making $22.79M a year? The answer "but the owner has way more $$$" isn't one that moves me -- that's an issue for the labor negotiations.

A very, very, very good bumper sticker -- and way to live

And the Phillies opt for “fine” at the trade deadline. Philly fans don’t do fine. Take that fine shit to Pittsburgh or Cleveland.

It's not shocking. Joe & his team screwed the pooch not to mention the American people and he's got nothing to say to us unless he can channel Jimmy Carter and feed Gazans or get ICE kidnap victims released. Just go away.

There once was a Vance in Nantucket, Who's wife had some smarts but said f-ck it, The chump humped a couch, His d-ck felt an ouch, He showed it to POTUS who struck it. Thank you, Nantucket welcome wagon!

This is fun and in character. "I made things worse" is fitting epitaph.

I’m a Fetterman supporter from PA. He should quit. He doesn’t like being a senator and he’s not good at it. Wasting 3 more years is bonkers.

One of those golden fleeting moments that make life worth living...

I'm $180 richer this morning thanks to the US DOT rule that Mayor Pete enacted on the numerically-superior day of April 24, 2024 that required airlines to pay up for significant delays and cancellations. Imagine, competent cruelty-free government!

This is a huge PR win for the Mamdani campaign. Keep opining, middle-aged normie sages! (Gift link would be pointless & cruel.)

It’s about damn time. Now the countdown begins with SCOTUS on notice, and I think they’re ready to go 6-3 for a this gestapo.

Happy Friday! May your day be filled with beloved old tunes that delight & annoy but rarely bore.

Prof Tufekci crushing her op-ed today, as she usually does

Just crypto, porn, and inappropriate conversations, please and thank you.

Remember E-Verify? It’s not perfect but seems 10 billion orders of magnitude more civilized than goon squads.

SCOTUS is corrupt, cooked, and needs way more than reform. No more burying our heads in the sand. We blew a chance in 2021 and will be lucky to get even one more. Channel Talking Heads becaise "this ain't no foolin' around."

Any story that shows Friendless Ted Cruz for who he is is fun!

I don't get fireworks. As a kid, I was afraid of burns and losing a hand or eye and the kids who liked them. As an adult, I feel my dog's terror and get cranky when they carry on past 10pm. One time, on a magical hot summer night in Japan, they were nice from a great distance...that was enough.

Today, I celebrate clarity, specifically that our choices are clearer than they've been since, say, 1968. History shows we often make cruel, short-sighted, dumb choices, like Congress did yesterday. We are not special. I don my red, white, and blue and offer a hearty FU to anyone who thinks we are.

If you have to say you're not a bunch of little bitches, yes, you are, indeed, a bunch of little bitches.

The "will the MAGA congress pass the MAGA budget" is the dumbest non-story since last week's Unc Alito "hates the gays so much he can't write straight or find a clerk who can, either." I feel badly for the journos who have to write them.

Bluusky, let’s pleaze git the editt featur Dunn this wek. It’s no more then 1 day ove coding.

The more the establishment dems rail against Mamdani, the more I support him. I rank him ahead of Gillibtand every time. I think the establishment is cooked and just doesn’t know it yet.

Instant karma alert for all baseball fans: 6th inning today at Yankee Stadium, Clarke Schmidt faces baseball’s hottest hitter for the 3rd time on a day with 80-85% humidity. I love it when sports stats bite the manager who deserves it right in the ass with all due haste.

When Sammy Alito dies, we will have the biggest queerest pagan dance party right on his grave — drinks are on me.

Happy Friday! Can’t wait to hear the new songs from John Roberts & the Woodchippers

Huge props to Prof James B. Greenberg of the University of Arizona -- it's thrilling to see an anthropologist use their tools in such a clear and powerful way for our common good.

Graffiti in the LA Arts District, Nov 25, 2018. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

No to cruelty, bullies, lawlessness, ignorance, goons in masks, and anyone who wants to tell us how to live our damn lives. Philly No Kings, June 2025

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It's about damn time

Just a simple Saturday morning f- you to our lawless attorney general and her team.