I'd rather have a combined tooth extraction & colonoscopy than spend a minute listening to this.

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Porter, Steyer, Thurmond, Villaraigosa should clear the hell out of this clown car for Beccera and Mahan

Whatever our corrupted SCOTUS is doing, it ain't law.

Day 1 of my presidency in January 2029, all Trump’s construction and naming will be demolished.

It seems stupid and weak to attend this, no?

Please, lord, let this be Taijuan Walker's last inning as a Phillie.

Won't happen. Can't happen. Next idea. Draw up plans for an historic SCOTUS overhaul to execute in Jan 2028.

It was Pelosi who propped up this pest. "...he was a creep. That was well known."

Stop running for office if you've been a sex creep. Thanks to the women who spoke up.

Please, please, please let Michael B Jordan win best actor tonight -- anyone but this twerp. Wagner Moura was fine, Ethan Hawke too mannered, and Leo already (justifiably) won.

Today's espresso shot of genius - Phillps O'Brien: "I don’t think that they had a plan. He basically did what megalomaniac leaders do. They underestimate their enemy and they think they will do this quickly. It’s what Putin did to Ukraine in 2022...they’re just making it up now as they go along."

WTF the Phillies still have Taijuan Walker? I'm hereby rooting for the Mets & Braves until he's gone. Expensive mediocrity should not be a Philly thing.

It's refreshing to see members of the micropenis community come out of the shadows to make a mark.

$$$ + sex predation = Viagra for dilettantes. Here's a proof: Epstein to Thiel in 2016: “Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances…Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain.”

Will Lewis did a shit job for an even worse boss but I'm sure he was richly compensated. "Think'st thou, Hortensio, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell?"

Come hell or high water, we'll always have JD and Usha being booed in Milan -- and knowing they had to sit through the globalist homilies. Thank you, Charlize Theron & team.

Big loser energy: "The Constitution is so clear on this point it’s unlikely even our thoroughly corrupted judiciary will go along with any of it."

Today's must read: "not being dominated is getting closer and closer to being a criminal offense." I'm mildly surprised by how ham-handed Bondi's DOJ is, I thought she was a tad smarter.

Investigate me! I need the publicity and the money to primary my feckless congresswoman's seat.

I’m calling all billionaires, any billionaire: Who will be the first among thee to give $100M to the people in Minneapolis?

Our bad guys seem to be particularly stupid and hell-bent on giving the opposition all they need. Imagine if Noem, Homan, snd Miller’s shock troops had followed minimum standards of courtesy and respect.

Another must read. Bottom-line: Canada needs nukes yesterday.

These profiles in chickenshit have it ass-backward. Let the screen door hit you on the way out!!

I couldn't get my daughters to watch these shows if I paid them $50 a show, so Prof McWhorter is parenting on a whole different level.

He's not even an effective bigot. Bro is 2/3 short of his goal: Arrests average 1,100 daily.

Yes, yes.

Let the record show that ICE goons are selling their souls at a discount: Newbies start at the GL-7 or GL-9 level and the salary range is around $48-77K. The $45-50K bonus is a joke, paid out over 5+ years.

Few things matter as much as putting our ruined SCOTUS back in its place. Props to Mark Joseph Stern for being clear on what we need to do.

Up yours, Dicky Grenell, I'll be delighted to chip in to cover Chuck Redd's legal bills.

Respect to musician and mensch Chuck Redd. I'm going to find out how to gift him $100 and you should do the same.

We’re so dumb, we can’t even spike a 60 Minutes story correctly.

Just make a list of people you've flown with 8 times. It won't take long, I promise.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Somebody tell him this is weakness personified. Susie, ain't this why you're there?

This is how you do it. Now can someone please leak Ezra Edelman's 9-hour Prince documentary that the estate and Netflix locked away?

If Susie Wiles is so powerful, why'd she let Crazy Uncle Don give that 18-minute methamphetamine rant last night?

Last night's Presidential Crazytrain Address on top of the Vanity Fair "monsters, they want to be just like us" pics on top of Unc Don blaming the Reiners for their own murders -- we've never been this bonkers, have we?

Note to historians: This is in 2025. 49.5% of us weren't ok with it.

Fetterman needs to go. It was true 3 months ago and truer every day. Maybe Santa can give PA the gift of a resignation this holiday season.

Judge Charles Breyer is a rockstar hero, a light in the darkness of insanity.

This right here is the core fact of the matter.

We're in deep f-ing trouble when I can confidently say that I'd be a far better, more reasoned SCOTUS justice than at least 4 members of the John Roberts Fiasco, but here we are.

Shitty day? At least you're not Larry Summers.

Millions of Blue Jays fans salute Dave Roberts's dogged determination to make Treinen, aka fetch, happen.

One cool little factoid — Brian Woo didn’t start pitching until his junior year of high school — followed by complete nonsense: “So his arm is really fresh.” I guess calling games is hard.

How many times can the Mariners put men on 1st and 2nd with no outs and not score? This feels more like soccer than baseball. I think the fever might break here in the 15th.

Rob Thomson has drained 99% of my love for the Phillies. But the home plate ump put the Dodgers wheels in motion with the missed call on Sanchez’s 2-2 perfect pitch to Call.

Bluesky lawyer friends, I am confused by your world: How do all of the DOJ lawyers, Halligan, Blanche, Flentje, et al, get to remain members of the bar? Is it once you’re in, you’re in, with only rarest exceptions? I can get that sanctions are slow, but can’t understand that they’re non-existent.

What's the price of a man's soul when he's already sold it a few times? He's giving it away at this point.