I got ✨The flu™✨ Now my nose is either A: So much clogged that I can't breathe properly Or B: So painfully free that it feels like I snorted a line of drill-bits

I don't think that I'm a very inspiring disabled person

Because of my #disability, I'm forced to lay on the couch and do nothing. Let me tell you: This supposed "dream life" turns into a boring nightmare, as soon as you are left with no other options

I'm hilariously bad at recognizing if I'm dreaming or not. Last night I had a dream, where I was in school again and my cane randomly exploded. In my mind, this made sense somehow

You should take care of your #privacy ASAP!

Once I got into the "Programmer mindset", there was no going back. I've had a journey of trying CAD programs and failing miserably. My final pick was @OpenSCAD - A CAD program, that is used programmatically. I can't escape coding no matter what I do

Bought myself a drawing tablet for #christmas. Didn't even have to install any software for it @kde already got all the required bells n whistles right in the system settings I love linux.

“You didn't give me the cheat codes to 100% manipulate women into liking me, therefore I became a misogynist bigot who hates women and it's YOUR fault.”

Math is really fun if I'm not the one doing it

I could pay 150 bucks for a "Back to the Future - Special Edition" Or I could be responsible for once #backtothefuture #physicalmedia

"Are you going to visit us over the holidays?"

Figured I should share my collection of #physicalmedia, that I gathered over the last 2-3 months (Ignore the cane)

WHAT

BIOS update Wish me luck

Sitting here, ass naked in the tub. Stressball in one hand and an epilator in the other, trying to rip and tear through my leg hair. I give up, not even a minute in

Upcoming South Park episodes are gonna be even more interesting 🤓

Charlie Kirk has been and now I've finally got a new Holiday to add to my calendar

Happy fake-feminist-day to everyone who supports J. K. Rowling #FuckJKRowling

Did Mixral just RFTM me?

Started to use the Nothing CMF Watch Pro in combination with @gadgetbridge. Setup was a bit hacky but it works flawlessly!

Meet my good boy (he's slightly radioactive)

Trying to open a 33Gb file in #audacity Please send help °_°

Remember to eat the rich kids! Or else, you'll starve.

The fact that there are toilets that you have to buy something to use is proof to me that someone somewhere has pissed themselves because of corporate greed.

Happy 80th Anniversary! 🎉

Orange car behavior

Business idea: Wet wipes that are spiked with nicotine so that the "Men don't wipe" MF's get addicted to wiping their ass.