maple syrUPPPPPPP

“not into breeding” ok then what is the point of you…

lots of penis huh…

creatine does something to the cummies

nft FLOP

why does chapstick rise on its own under the cap sometimes does anyone know

just heard about fracking

maybe i had a whole party size bag of flaming hot cheetos and 3/4 a family size package of chips ahoy last night maybe i didnt

im sending u messages via written letter by means of my mind

i will be going to the gym now thank u for ur attention to this matter

dee dee maga doo doo… makes u think

im basically tracking your every move but in a manner that is entirely normal

kelly mantle.

gay guy wearing two shirts,,,, right

brb checking my email, not many of u can relate…

i feel like my porn account is affecting my algorithm on this account :/

why wasn’t i invited to joel kim boosters wedding huh

watch out, im engaging in spiritual praxis

im lowkey the wicked witch of the wifery

shut up hot gay guy let the uggos talk

yessss white boy, do that rap

my voluptuous breasts

feeling very disembodied

i am a chrysalis almost butterfly

starting a proxy war on bsky dot com

sorry im giving countess olenska boots down

made lots of salad it’s time to get thinneninggg

he got a taste of using me like a fleshlight…and now he won’t give it up

is this thing on haha amirite well let’s get sickening

oh that gay guy is back great

i feel like miss big

let’s see ur penis

but first, yaoi

i feel a little bananas dearie

did u nut for it

don’t make me be a twink about this

i just slithered

now what the fuck is going on here on this day

the thing about heated rivalry is that once redpilled straight men start kissing each other whilst maintaining a distaste for homoerotics then we lose everything

santa likes me the most btw

told my mom i have a bf and she didn’t believe me ???

brb doing my BeReal

u think about me when u cum

thong on btw

i’m kind of like if doctor who was a gay guy

poop in the morning pee in the night

i’m about to get some really gooey goo goo stuff in the mail to put on my face i’m so excited

everyone’s telling me to be nicer to my mother maybe they’re right

i was the fleshlight last night

i’m feeling very negative but still fuckable