did what needed to be done in the club last night

apparently the kids are doing keys of poppers

keep whispering “everyone’s in love with me” to myself

loveeee when planes go vroom and then weeeeee

girl u got some verve

my plotting starts NOW.

i keep losing my buttons

what if the friends we made were bugonia along the way

lots of ppl are naked on the internet but what if they just pooped

giving up sex for thanksgiving or whatever

me when i’m his silly rabbit

send me a letterrrrr

i’m a senators wife

wake me up inside lowkey

didn’t get carded at airport bar

got new pokémon game for 30 min flight later

this man is testing me uh huh uh huh help me help me lord i need u to tell me babyyyy where the hell is my husbanddd wut is taking him so long to find me e e ouh ouh ohhh

hi sisters

do not make me go get coffee about this

“soy” “milk”

i need a hero wooo i’m holding out for a hero til the end of the night. he’s gotta be strong and he’s gotta be tough and he’s gotta be fresh from the fight. i need a hero wooo

it’s time to turkey drop this man

pushed that cum out so fast because we have places to go

i love sexting because i love lying

hottest man alive suffering from seasonal affective disorder what have we done to this great nation

is anything even good anymore

i’m sleepy and no ones doing anything about it

im new to gay for real

girl whatever my pussy tight

just took the most rejuvenating nap my skin is glowing my tits are perky it’s time to have thai food

i highkey think im gonna die in this hows

waiting chikfila like weeeee

tbt that time a guy put a lindt truffle inside of me and then told me to let it melt and then he ate it

the rectum is a conclave

i have got to make my waist skinnier

my skeets are kinda like OF thirst trap captions but without the photo

still can’t post vids bc haven’t verified my email but that’s really none of my business

i need to be kissed in an extremely disrespectful mannet

no nut november starts with us 🫶

tummy hurts from bowl of slop this is what capital does to the body

the cum in my ass is making noises she’s kicking im pregamt

“gay” “couple” right ok

i should’ve been a fat kid so i could be mister buff muscle mcgee by now

my pussy is a chicken wing

boom clap girl u got a heart murmur

are u squared of my squelch

i don’t even need Hearts or Likes i have freedom

i just Remembered

i have full body chills rn