panties on the dance floor are NOT mine idk who is saying that

i have got to have the tightest boy pussy at this wedding im going to

all of life is like “to what extent is my behavior a problem”

if only i was skinnier

i dropped my hot dog

watch out mama ru im gonna snatch the crown

wake up and smell the popcorn

bf didn’t like my ig thirst trap what’s the point of anything anymore

beautiful boy, put on that lash

does anyone remember my email password

the d is fire

just caught myself self soothing what’s up with that

let the cum in my eyelash serve as a reminder

need lower back stretches i literally can’t walk normal

ketchup is lowkey goated

“morning routine for debloating” and it’s just pooping

gauche judy

“forgot about this app” in favor of the one run by a billionaire fascist neo nazi right yeah totally gay guy

real cases real. people.

im on the list btw

boots that’s my dee dee mega doo doo

this is rly hard to tell u ur father is not ur father but who cares u love who u love

it’s monday

kamala is brat.

had to stop gym early because i threw neck too hard last night

im in training. for a mission.

bf said my pussy color is rose gold

the defense is wrong

no one at happy hour wanted to hear my stories of grandeur

eat that gay guy

realizing 7 episodes in that im fujoing out to lesbian action anime

this hickey is not my Faukt.

im on a commercial break

is alesia cara dead

just learned about sodomy

i have got to become a God Is Good Gay

i love not knowing words to songs. the song is what i make it

i have ideas for u to steal

justwhomst international airport has such a good ring to it

boots it’s my ego boots

start spreading my boobs

why don’t i have a cock

i’ve heard about your underwear

i love anime because it’s literally like wtf is going on

will these spicy cheetos and bowl of ice cream bring my fever down and get rid of my cough

what’s the point of anything if i just keep getting emails

remember when sara bareilles

justwhomst sickness tour starts now

i still have interesting things to say to others but i choose silence

i love being 22