I work in a Fortune 500 corporate headquarters. I can assure you, YOU are paying the tariffs.

Smart man. R.I.P.

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

Seriously, they're the worst!

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Paying ATTENTION, yet?! 😎✨

Christians are the worst humans.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Darwin always wins.

Religious people think you can’t have good morals without a deity.

A new poll reveals that two-thirds of Americans wouldn’t drive a Tesla, with most citing Musk’s leadership and political influence as the main reason.

Now that’s funny.

They just want your money.

The White House has apparently decided the best course of action is to lie their way through it.

As it turns out, you can indeed use gasoline with Tesla vehicles… Who knew?! 🤷

I don’t know if I’m laughing or gloating.

Just me, or does the CEO of JP Morgan look like Jimmy Page?

You have my permission.

Can confirm.

This didn’t age well.

Exactly this.

Agnostics are weird.

Looks like I’m still getting traction on the Elon Musk reich wing app.

Weird that there is a greater distance between stegosaurus and tyrannosaurus than tyrannosaur and Homo sapiens.

Thank you, Charles Darwin! I’ll bet I know who this guy voted for!

Wouldn’t it be weird if humans were like cats? you’d be having a casual conversation and then it’s like ‘hold on let me lick my crotch’.

Darwin always wins.

Never let a Christian get near your children! #SacrilegeSunday

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.