Lebron should be like the dad at their kid's tag football pick up where he just QBs for both teams. Lebron could just play for whoever's in town playing the Lakers or clippers.

I'm so tired of the "I'm so tired of Trump, here's a screenshot of his 600 word post for you" post

Saw The Invite last night. Haven't laughed that much in a long time. Olivia Wilde's acting steals the show. What a performance of anxiety and awkwardness. Her directing captures a mood and the movie is never predictable. What a smart, hilarious, relatable film.

Where's Jerry been?

"We're all going to die" Joni Ernst in Lindsey Graham's passing

OK so France and England in the final. No wait, the final? Oh July 9, 19, 11. Oh now I see, Spain Argentina play for third? No wait, July 14 Is tomorrow so Spain plays for third and England is a quarterfinal finalist?

"Show less like this" is like a fisher price knob on a toy oven.

Sorry England. Everything he touches dies. We don't make the rules. Happy golfing

Young people have no idea how much of life used to be unsuccessfully pull or kick starting a gas powered motor over and over and over

There's nothing more exciting in corporate life than two or more people wearing vaguely the same color/pattern outfit on the same day.

Just chatted with Mitch McConnell for about 20 mins. He says it's hot there

I wrote about the lads

If Balogun plays he's in literally the worst life position in the world: owing Trump something.

UMNT*

What a joke

Balogun wins second FIFA peace prize

Wow. 4th of July walk in the beach.

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That did not fit the definition of a red card.

There should be a lottery for who gets (has to take) Lebron. #NBA

"I'm taking my talents to The Bay!"

Celebrating Revenge of the Nerds was a mistake

Supreme Court rules in agreement with Trump that the Supreme Court is weak and stupid

Hard to believe my parents gave me waterbed as a kid and I slept on it till I moved out. It doesn't even feel real

Update: there will be no reckoning

Remember when we all just decided to have DVDs mailed to us and the mailman just had to carry around 500 DVDs a day because?

I know, let's send our most notoriously uncharismatic person in the federal govt to negotiate peace with a country we attacked.

It feels like the time travelers on their 10,000th attempt to stop the end of the world finally just said, "how bout we let the socialist be the mayor of New York and see if that works?"

Apple, or maybe all hardware companies, have built this wild belief where once their product begins to malfunction, we don't blame them and expect them to fix it, we instantly start to plan how to upgrade. It's diabolical.

What if the biggest reckoning for cops turns out to be from killing a labradoodle?

Ted Cruz Curse feasts tonight

Nah, I'm good, NYTimes

Staffers will scramble to get their bets on Polymarket before calling Dr Oz

Ted Cruz Curse: S'up?

EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES

I'm becoming a huge Dylan Harper fan. He's gonna be a star #NBAFinals

These dumb fucks think Karen Bass wants to run against another Dem and have to campaign all the way to Nov. If she was going to rig it, she'd have Pratt win going away so that she doesn't have to worry about Nov. now it's a huge headache.

Monday night at MSG: The Ted Cruz Curse is a 2.5 pt favorite over Everything Trump Touches Dies

Waze dgaf

Ted Cruz curse is alive and well

Hollywood going from selling us super hero savior films for 25 years to now just saying "f-it" it's all horror from now on is really a reflection of the times.

I love this NBA Finals matchup. I'm rooting for incredible basketball. I have Wemby fever but love Brunson's heroics and the Knicks' domination of the East playoffs. But if Greg Abbott is gonna post f'ing AI slop memes about TX vs NY, I'm gonna secretly be rooting for the Knicks. F that guy.

Exactly. And the GOP will stay home in Nov effectively locking all down ballot races for Dems

Through six games Spurs lead 678-660.

Poll shows two Dems leading CA Governor race. Steyer and Becerra need to stop attacking each other and go scorched earth on Hilton RIGHT NOW!!

Is it just me or is the 1.5 seconds before I send off any important work email always me saying out loud, "I don't know, fuck it" <send>

It's actually the argument he's going to use to not give the money to anyone but himself. Bet.

100 Best Novel of All Time NOT on the Guardian List

Remember when Colbert was so unknown he could interview idiot Congress people to ridicule them to their face and then the Bush White House hired him to do the WH correspondents dinner because they didn't realize it was a satirical character?

The jokes about him not attending his son's wedding are hilarious but the Pres can't just go places without a shit ton of disruption, security planning, and media circus. Jr probably told not to come. Also the Bahamas don't let convicted felons in their country 😂