They should copy/paste the ACA, retitle it Trumpcare or some shit and give it him to sign or whatever. Win-win!

Lucy Glo apples at Sprouts are incredible looking and tasting.

Flood red states with democrats sounds like a good idea for democracy. Inflation will remain unaffected.

Here are my favorites movies I've seen so far this year: Sinners One Battle After Another Hamnet It was Just an Accident Siràt Bugonia No Other Choice Eddington Still to see: Jay Kelly, Marty Supreme, The Secret Agent, Blue Moon, The Testament of Ann Lee, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

I think we all need to make much bigger bingo cards in 2026

F'ing with grok over on Twitter seems like the best thing going on over there

Said this 3 months ago

What does Purdy do better than Mac Jones? #niners

Kuminga getting traded, ain't he? He just doesn't fit this team

The real effects of the Spotify boycott/subscription cancellation campaign is that even if they stop running the ICE ads, no one will come back after seeing how much better every other service is.

Steph's got Covid, doesn't he?

This is one of them Warrior's games where in 15 years we go, "man, I was there in the lean times of Pat Spencer and Buddy Hield. Remember them days? Dark" #DubNation

Loaded Diaper

I been offline all day. What's going on here?

Buddy got money on this game or what? #DubNation

Yes, please don't look too closely and learn anything from this. Keep doing what you're doing. It's working perfectly.

I will invest every dollar I have in the AI company that figures out how to create one button on my computer that says print and when I hit it, the thing I want printed prints. Until then, it's all hype and fake.

So is SNAP being paid tomorrow or can he just say 'nah'?

Why would the GOP open the govt again? They getting everything they want.

Everything sucks and is spiraling down the toilet. I'm going to just enjoy the return of the NBA guilt free for a few hours a week. NEWS: NBA may all be fake with gambling infused into every team and every stat under suspicion. fml

You guys know he’s gonna tear down the entire White House, right?

Was telling my daughter about the Louvre heist and she said "isn't that the plot of that movie Oceans 7-11?" And now I need this movie to be made.

Baseball is absurd so I'm rooting against the Dodgers and for Ohtani.

The thing about No Kings the GOP doesn't seem to get isn't that we hate you as much as it is that we recognize you for what you are. You're a threat. You're a threat to our lives, our livelihoods, our families, our friends. We WILL drive you out of power. You haven't given us any other choice.

I give rhetorical answers. I tell you things that make you not talk to me anymore

Why are the Warriors games only on League Pass? Is this a preseason thing? #dubnation

Definition of Career: spinning every job you hated into a wealth of experience that gets you the next job you hate

Jafar Panahi is the bravest filmmaker

Chat: who was President January 6, 2021?

YouTube causes RFKjr-tism

J&J is going to own the entire Kennedy fortune by the time this is over

So, do it or STFU

"Girlfriend of the founder of antifa"

Taking Amtrak from Oakland to Sacramento and we passed cars stopped at a railroad crossing. Then a few mins later another line of cars are stopped at a railroad crossing. Then a third time, and I'm like "what are the chances of seeing that 3 times?" Just realized I'M ON THE RAILROAD

Not sure who needs to hear this but the guys dressed up like stormtroopers are the bad guys.

Every reporter should be asking every Republican politician if they support what ice Trump president Miller and the masked kidnappers are doing in this country. Get them on record as supporting this because in the 6 to 12 months when this all falls apart, they're all gonna pretend they never did

The way you know for sure that Portland and Chicago are not burning to the ground is that if they were, Trump wouldn't be doing shit about it.

Bob trying to charge his phone in OBAA is that dream where you can't get your phone to work put on film

Just back from The Netherlands and can confirm that not everyone lives like this.

I thought the future was high-waisted pants and clones going to work for us. This sucks!

Oh know, you're a PoS and didn't even get the money.

One Battle After Another is the prequel to Road Warrior

My ticket has a hot take

Mill Valley Film Festival is now the premiere Bay Area film festival. All the big films out of Cannes, Toronto, Telluride, Venice. Tix gone in mins. Impressive but wish I could have gotten more tix. Hope standby line works.

Rapture happened. No one qualified

I ain't signing back up for Hulu. F them

QUAAAKE!!!