I'm just another writer.

I find this #Habs game boring and also I hate back to backs.

Ok hear me out.... instead of Da Rock, can I suggest Da Boulder #Newfoundland #Canada (ripped off from a Reddit thread I've misplaced but DAYUM)

Agreed

I hate Christmas.

Beat him Anderson! #Habs

Tipp's Eve (or Tibb's Eve) depending on where you are in #Newfoundland and the Ai proved useful finally. Bad Santa Punch

You're gonna lose the challenge Marty

#Dislike #Winter #BahHumbug #Grinchmas

Behold the cuteness! #DogsOfBlueSky

Is Gary Galley just a nonstop running commentary of the obvious or is it just me. "You wanna try to win the game."

Maybe pull Fowler?

Oh FFS #Habs

NHL refs getting ready for the Habs vs Rangers game

Rien ne change

Anderson but nice pass Hutson!

There's the "even" call. With 7.6 seconds LOL

You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach

Are you fucking happy now refs or do you want to keep it interesting still? Fucking NHL

WTF is this call? Fucking refs

Wow Jake Evans! #GoHabsGo

Agreed. The team can get bent but I can admit they're styling.

My column on Jacob Fowler's Very Good Night at the Office. montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...

Oh hell YES #Habs

I am wanting a scroll please

I love salad recipe videos. Host throws 3 kinds of grass in a bowl. 3 kind of onions. Sprinkles with garlic and herbs that people can't find let alone afford. A single tablespoon full of homemade vinaigrette that is literally oil and vinegar. Good vibes for garnish.

I must be the only heterosexual female on the planet that does not find Henry Cavill attractive. Please stop using this man as your book cover inspiration. He's not the only guy who is tall dark and (for others) handsome. You can't swing a dead cat in LA without hitting 10. This is a #writing post.

Brother being rushed to hospital. No other info. Stressed AF right now.

Why is there always a broken stick in the #Habs zone?

Woof #Habs 🤮

I knew the fucking zebras would do this

Wow 2 minutes for being on the ice at the wrong fucking time #Habs

Stretcher in the Toy box. #Habs #Leafs it's in!

Troy Stetcher needs to move the R from his first name to his last so we can call him Toy Stretcher. #Habs #Leafs

This is important. You should read it.

But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything.

Perfect.

Hey #Sportsnet not airing the Markov ceremony. 🖕 #Habs

Come on Andre. Lace 'em up one last time. #GoHabsGo

Do the #Habs not have sports psychologists to help the goalies with their confidence? Since that's what it usually is put down to? Or is the goalie coach shit? Or the goalies? Or all 3? Luck seems a bit of a stretch here after this many shit goals.

Habs need new goaltenders. I don't know what's going on with Montembeault and I no longer GAF. Dobes ain't far behind.

If you want a marker on what analytics thought of that goal on Montembeault, that goal had a minus .93 It doesn’t get more banana than that.

Oh goody. First goal Montembeault again tonight. 24 seconds #Habs

What a play #Habs

Mom: Every time I open the computer someone in town is dead. Me: Stop opening the computer! #Momisms

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If you have time before puck drop, a little pre-game reading on lessons from a road trip.

Nephew: Plays accordion Gizmo: Absolutely not! #DogsOfBluesky