The only thing more damaging to a hockey team than having a goaltender who can’t stop the puck is having two goaltenders who can’t stop the puck. On the undeniable problem the Canadiens need resolved immediately👇🏻 www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/... www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...

"They weren't going to call that slash, but then his stick fell apart" The actual state of NHL officiating these days

I want A.I. to do my admin and laundry while I write and illustrate books. I don't want A.I. to write and illustrate books while I do my admin and laundry.

I'm starting to think that the Canadiens should ask Marc-André Fleury if he's interested in coming out of retirement...😂 #GoHabsGo 🏒

I read shit like this and remember when I posted on Twitter and got flamed for it that Trump could kill someone on livestream in Times Square and MAGA would say the person had it coming or it was fake news etc.

You might want to invent a dozen reasons to chat about why the Canadiens are losing. You’d be wrong. They haven’t had a better than 870 goalie performance since Utah game. Tonight, 6 allowed on 30. .800. 800 gives you no chance to win.

I long for the good old days of passwords. Getting a one time sign in code requiring me to go back and forth between tabs and programs to do the smallest thing, forever filling up my text messages and my email inbox with useless numbers, is no way to live.

Death blow. Let's trade some players for someone who can stop a fucking puck

Half the #Habs aren't old enough to shave

HOW DID YOU MISS THAT

Matheson! Sumbitch!

Are the goalies getting bad coaching. Where is Dobes going here? He finishes in Moose Jaw and no one pushed him there.

Oh FFS

Ooooh I left the room and #Habs scored!

The #Habs don't even watch where they are throwing the puck. They just hung him out to dry.

Am I correct in thinking Gallagher just needs the fight for the Gordie Howe hat trick? #Habs

Yay #Habs about time. Does Veleino look like Pacioretty or is it just me?

All the mental fortitude of a cooked spaghetti noodle #Habs

Same guy. Montembeault can't stop a fucking beach ball. Are we keeping him until he goes below .800? Three times they gave up the right side there #Habs

Why didn't Suzuki shoot there? Are they scared? Caufield is snake bit too.

Oh look. First shot of the period. First shot Sam. He'd struggle on the Mariners at this point. Why is he sliding right there? Jesus #Habs

That's a lot of empty seats at Centre Bell #Habs

Oprah Winfrey: And YOU get a high sticking penalty! And YOU get a high sticking penalty!

That's a goal damn it!

They can't even make a tape to tape #Habs

We ride at dawn?

One shot and they score. I'm really sick of this #Habs it's not fun

Testify

I'm really aware that Ontario has its problems (what province doesn't) but I like this child support legislation for drunk drivers who kill parents.

You can't win hockey games without goaltending. I mean, this is, of course, not a rocket scientist analysis. Simply to say, they just can't get saves right now. You're not asking for Carey Price here, but you got to get 900 or so, or forget it, you're not winning.

Habs have a goal waved off so CBJ scores. Refs will call a Habs PP now to even it out. Give it a few

If it wasn't for RDS I wouldn't get 1/2 of the #Habs games

NDP: party of cowards

This is torture

Dinosaurs will risk the Earth once more before the #Habs score on a 5 on 3.

Not everyone can be a gem, and this one surely wasn’t. The Canadiens do have some underlying issues but I think we know the big one at the moment. Also some positives in the Wilde Cards in this Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal. globalnews.ca/news/1152160...

LA Kings have been taking acting lessons #Habs

Had a deep conversation over the weekend about how the Nazis and MAGAts have an incapacity for joy. Their only happiness is derived (in part) from people fearing losing their jobs, families of trans kids fearing they will be murdered, and watching immigrants get dragged through the streets.

Apparently there's a Mr. Big drug dealer in this town. My two neighbours are only the street level distributors. The coke heads bought 2 businesses for $5K. I'm obsessed. But it also explains why the cops don't do anything apparently because Big is so popular and well connected. I am Gossip Girl 😂

I hope you’re enjoying a lazy Sunday - here’s your Sunday #Habs read. They defended a lead in Game 15. habather.ca/2025/11/09/t...

Sitting here rooting for the #Bruins

MSL's moustache makes him look like he sells used Volvos #Habs

I SAID KIRBY WOULD GET ONE TONIGHT!!!

Was that a slow assed breakaway or no? I mean good stuff regardless I'm happy for Dach and Montembeault

Ahem

We have a new goal leader in the NHL. His name is Cole Caufield. He has 12. He has played 15 games.

Nice to be wrong #GoHabsGo

Oh come on. We don't win these

What a play and what a shot by #Newhook #Habs