Shaking my head while reading this Joel Miller fanfic so everyone knows I think hooking up with your dad’s friend in real life would be messed up

I am no longer allowed into stores with clothing because I am obsessed with this current maximalist/surrealist trend - I shall see them trickle into my secondhand establishments soon enough lol

Scrolled past this tiktok and had to fix it

It’s giving gymnastics meet 💀 more @syntheticxstudios.bsky.social shots incoming

not having the AI convo anymore i’m just sending people this

What was I sayinggggg

You can just make stuff 🤷‍♀️

This is the funniest promo photo I’ve received for a show thus far

Don’t talk to me I just found out who they cast for Wuthering Heights 😒

Can confirm, for any DND curious or die hards out there:

It’s the Lord’s day so I gotta show off this piece I made with a 10 commandments bookmark I found and a jar of old crosses. Might have a hard time letting this one go when the time comes, god give me strength

I’m drinking a beer and I’m outside, wheeeeee

I ❤️ my stupid little life

Oop. A double warning today 🤐

Ok someone take the crafting materials AWAY

It’s clear we don’t have the aura or solidarity for a guillotine, but what if we gave him the worlds worst wedgie

G̶r̶a̶p̶h̶i̶c̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶i̶g̶n̶ video editing is my passion

Oh heyyyyy, it’s 2025 year of the Hermit, it’s also been a year since I was posting on the Stack and the body do be keeping score so I feel the springtime call again to get some readings and downloads out there. open.substack.com/pub/asphole/...

TGIF = Throat Goat In-Finitum Wicked shadow captured by @glfeature.bsky.social 😈

Posting a stretchy glove pull instead of crashing out at work 📸: @glfeature.bsky.social

Pluto in Aquarius coming thru! This week’s Mercury square Jupiter / mutual reception is so good for vocalizing dissent in polyphonic ways. talk about, make signs, art, whatever. It’s a great time to get the word out that what’s failing was always a losing position. It’s time for real democracy.

Accidentally pressing the discover feed instead of the following feed…jumpscare

Back on TikTok after a month of exile and the Pedro edits are 🧑‍🍳 💋 🤌

Didn’t realize when I moved to TX from CA that I would be eating less burritos and seeing less MAGA memorabilia. I miss one of those things more than the other. Small towns in blue states are wild

The Tarot for the Wild Soul reading at the top of Feb said we’d have a lot of swords energy - spikey, unsure what’s “true” in what we are feeling and observing, lots of movement around us. And thennnn boop Neptune/North Node conjunction became the astro confirmation of that read.

South 1st Luigi moment

The ex Mormon to burlesque witch pipeline continues

Already fighting with character limits 🙄 TLDR: the planets and cards are telling us to speak out and act up in service of love this month - and we’re not just talking Valentine’s Day type shit

I have like 5 active IG accounts for all the hobbies and characters I’ve shared over the years, could the move to Bluesky be my chance to live my truth™️ and post about whatever I want in one place? Welcome to the chaos. I hope you like memes, tarot, burlesque, astrology, jewelry and I guess myself 🤷‍♀️