Let's all manifest a home draw against Port Vale, Southampton or Leeds, and for Man City to get Liverpool or Chelsea away. #facup #arsenal

Everyone hates the Arsenal because we're winning. Everyone hates Tottenham because it's funny.

#EPL Matchday 29: #Arsenal currently +10 points compared to the same fixtures last season (+2 since last Matchday) #Liverpool: -20 (-3) #ManCity: +9 (-2) How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

#EPL Matchday 28: #Arsenal currently +8 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -17 #ManCity: +11 How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

Ref MOTM for Chelsea, single handedly stopped three Arsenal counters, more than any other Chelsea player. #ARSCHE #Arsenal

So Blue Path for Arsenal (v Leverkusen in R16), joined by Sporting vs Bodo/Glimt, is the one we all want, right? #Arsenal #UCL

#EPL Matchday 27: #Arsenal currently +8 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -17 (+2 since last Matchday) #ManCity: +11 How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

#EPL Matchday 31 Mini Update: #Arsenal currently +8 points compared to the same fixtures last season (-2 since last Matchday) #Liverpool: -19 #ManCity: +11 How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

As training matches go, this one's pretty entertaining

#EPL Matchday 26: #Arsenal currently +10 points compared to the same fixtures last season (-2 since last Matchday) #Liverpool: -19 #ManCity: +11 How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

#EPL Matchday 25: #Arsenal currently +12 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -19 (-3 since last Matchday) #ManCity: +11 (+3 since last Matchday) How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

#EPL Matchday 24: #Arsenal currently +12 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -16 #ManCity: +8 (-2 since last Matchday) How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

#EPL Matchday 23: #Arsenal currently +12 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -16 #ManCity: +10 How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

Correction for this - we actually did best Fulham at home last season.

As a one-off gesture in the name of transparency and to perhaps help some City fans see what their club have done, I've un-paywalled this article. Skip to the point where you can download and read a set of documents that tell you what happened. sportingintelligence832.substack.com/publish/post...

#EPL Matchday 22: #Arsenal currently +15 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -13 #ManCity: +11 How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

Enzo loses his head. Zubimendi just laughs.

#EPL Matchday 21: #Arsenal currently +15 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -11 #ManCity: +11 How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

#EPL Matchday 20: #Arsenal currently +15 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -11 #ManCity: +11 How promoted sides are treated: bsky.app/profile/last...

It's basically happened again!

The fixture Gods haven't been kind to Arsenal so far this season. #Arsenal currently 4 games in through a block of 6 games where they were win-less last season - picking up only 5 points. They are perfect this season, picking up 12 points from these games. Liverpool (H) and Forest (A) next.

A lovely matchweek for #Arsenal

#EPL Matchday 19: #Arsenal currently +12 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -12 #ManCity: +13

They are having a meltdown about Arsenal's statement win on Elon Musk's Nazi platform today. 2026 off to a flyer. #HappyNewYear #Arsenal #BoiledPiss

After the Villa result (and what a result!), #Arsenal go at least level on points with #ManCity regardless of what happens in their match #titlerace

xG over and under performance reverting to the mean tonight in style. #arsenal

#EPL Matchday 18: #Arsenal currently +10 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -10 #ManCity: +15

Ahem

#Arsenal Player of the Month for December 2025: Own Goal

#EPL Matchday 17: #Arsenal currently +8 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -10 #ManCity: +12

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. I mean if you take the plot of the movie and it means getting sent to prison for a crime I didn't do, then 2026 is going to suck, but if it's just the title then, yes, I can do with more tango 💃 and definitely more cash 💰

#EPL Matchday 16: #Arsenal currently +6 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -10 #ManCity: +12

#EPL Matchday 15: #Arsenal currently +6 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -10 #ManCity: +10

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

#EPL Matchday 14: #Arsenal currently +9 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -8 #ManCity: +10

#EPL Matchday 13: #Arsenal currently +7 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -6 #ManCity: +10

Arsenal are big in North Korea! youtu.be/3olqrQtjPfc?...

#EPL Matchday 12: #Arsenal currently +7 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -6 #ManCity: +10

Arsenal 2 - 0 Serbia

#EPL Matchday 11: #Arsenal currently +7 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -6 #ManCity: +11

#EPL Matchday 10: #Arsenal currently +9 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -3 #ManCity: +8

Looking forward to the BBC creating a league table without Haaland goals.

#EPL Matchday 9: #Arsenal currently +9 points compared to the same fixtures last season #Liverpool: -3 #ManCity: +8

#EPL Matchday 8: #Arsenal currently +7 points compared to the same fixtures last season (substituting Leeds for Ipswich) #Liverpool: 0 #ManCity: +8

#EPL GW7: #Arsenal currently +5 points compared to the same fixtures last season (substituting Leeds for one of the now relegated sides) #Liverpool: +1 #ManCity: +6

Ibrahima Konaté - currently listening

Another day on Arsenal Twitter & another day of panicking over Zubimendi (99% done), hating Sesko/wanting Gyokeres (vice versa), wanting the club to follow the Man Utd/Chelsea strategy of signing shit players for big money, Arteta & Kroenke out for trying to replace Jorginho ... All very normal.

Re: Real Madrid vs Arsenal 50% of the time, I'm a picture of calm. We're 3-0 up. We've got this! The other 50% of the time: fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck #RMAARS

Saliba

Barring some complete nonsense to this season's script, congratulations are in order for Liverpool. It was just too much of an uphill climb for the #Arsenal in the end, from poor decisions to bad luck with injuries to transfer mistakes. We regroup, rebuild, strengthen and try again next season!