The problem with an unusual amount of snowfall in the southeast isn’t the snow. It’s that people stupid enough to worship drumpf think they’re smart enough to drive in snow.

History will lay blame squarely on the shoulders of Mitch McConnell and Merrick Garland.

Shout out to Merrick Garland, who is enjoying retirement most likely just sitting with his thumb up his ass because people just don’t change.

Everything points to trump spending a lifetime hiding dyslexia. His reliance upon TV for info, preference for talking, 73 IQ test score, “dumbest goddamn student I ever had” and refusal to learn scripted lines for shows (like SNL appearances) all point to him simply not being able to read.

After the billions of words, it all just comes down to two things: make lying wrong again, and people are supposed to care about people.

Let’s take a moment to wish Merrick Garland well as he continues to spend his days rocking on his porch while puzzling out who could have prevented this.