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my urge to move back to my hometown and slowly climb the ranks in the municipal government grows stronger every day

dipping my buffalo wings in a mixture of estrogen, motor oil and blood from the man joan rivers hit with her bmw

computa place a trombone directly beside my ear at max volume for the next 8 hours

car guys can love 911 but when I do it they put me on a "watch list" ???

announcing to the void that I am having a bad day

in this paper I will attempt to examine the parallels between the fall of the soviet union and the collapse of the scene and emo communities surrounding the Vans Warped Tour

the biggest piece of advice no one tells you about being over 30 is to always know where your antihisthamines are

his iconic catchphrase

Learned the hard way today that the Panera bread bowls are NOT dishwasher safe

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As the early summer approaches I remain confused why I failed to emerge from my winter cocoon as a beautiful transgender woman. I'm beginning to suspect that avoiding confronting the topic in any measurable way won't make this problem go away on its own...

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I wish it was christmas

i'm so fucked up off that academic administrative incompetence rn

[with tears down my face as I remember the decade I spent as a failed standup comic and the mistakes that led me to a job as a small engines mechanic] Two cylinder? I hardly know her!

the nonbinary bear trade of today are the underrepresented sexy thicc tgirls of tomorrow. Think about that

many things out of my control at the moment. in like a week I will know if all will be well or if I will be dwelling in the gutters with an old can for a hat

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

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Someone please check on Robbie Williams im so scared

let's see paul allan's toes

oh you're a real Rush fan? Name nine time signatures

White boys love to tell you that current dystopic events were predicted 50 years ago by a european philosopher with concerning sexual proclivities and then refuse to provide solutions

[head violently whipping up out of a bucket of water after previously being immobile for 300 days] BWUH

is anyone under 36 still here i thought this was where ppl went when their twt feeds went terminal

[informing my serf lord that the barbarian raiders have made it past the barricades and are advancing relentlessly for the holy throne] "It's not looking good mama"

Heart-Shaped Butt

Steely Dan

over caffeinated in my research principles class feeling like terrence howard giving a physics lecture

SECOND LIFE MENTIONED IN AN ACADEMIC SETTING

AND IF THE FUCKING VENGABUUUUUUUS CRASHES INTO UUUUUUUUUS

When I die bring me back as a mint bush so I can be someone's problem forever

Who the fuck is Bob Dylan

"1 in 3 get shingles" duh bitch that's how roofs work

at the ancient greek strip club watching the bipeds engage in featherless behavior

I knew there had to have been a Helldivers 1 at some point but I didn’t think it was *that* old

When a Tremblaycel says something so Tedescocoded you gotta hit em with the Decanus Collegii stare

this pussy grassfed

Im gay