Everybody talks about Gramps Platner's Nazi tattoo, but can we talk about how Mark Amodei literally has a tiny Hitler on his shoulder at all times?

I was smoking a fat blunt and I passed it to my buddy but before he grabbed it I dipped it in PCP, LSD, MDMA, and Psilocybin Extract. I also didn't tell him there's coke and meth and heroin in the blunt. Lol

Okay so to be fucking real here for a second I am so sick of my roomates. I share a 15th story NYC apartment with 3 French businessmen and I'm going fucking crazy. Every morning I wake up and all of our butter has been used to make a hundred pastries they eat one of and throw the rest away. Last

After I go to the bathroom when I wash my hands instead of putting soap on my hands i put soap on my dick and wash my dick instead of washing my hands and i rub my dick dry on the silk handtowel I have in my bathroom and I go about my day

My Beautiful Sick Fucked Up Fantasy Is My Favorite Kanye Album. I Love Wolfs and the Clapping One

Hoes Call Me The King The Way I Always Eating Dinner

If you'd just give me some good sloppy toppy! And let me pu-ll! Your hair! Hope you enjoy it! Your friend, James Daniel Rolfe.

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Quote: "It takes more muscles to think than to work out. Nerds have it harder than Jocks." - Alberto Einstein. #Smartfetish #SexualIntelligence

Albert Einstein Crushed One Worm With His Shoe Every Day. 🌱💡🧠 #SmartQuotes

Do you know this woman? She is named Mrs. Adolf Hitlar Saddam Hussein Al Qaeda Smith.

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Everybody talks about Gramps Platner's Nazi tattoo, but can we talk about how Mark Amodei literally has a tiny Hitler on his shoulder at all times?

In Germany they bury you alive if you don't make short form video content about how convenient it is to live in Germany

Let's get RETARDED in here? I think NOT! Let's get Genius in here!

Who's going to match my love? Match my lust for life? Who wants to Hike and Chill? Does anyone these days even want a lasting relationship? Or is it all just hookups.

The boner store is calling, they would like their penis back lol.

I got bit by a rabid uncle whilst trying to view his clutch of nephews

My plug's last words were "The cake is a lie" I did not know he was chill like that

They call me America's Passtime because I'm sucking dick and taking names.

You have to eat the penis fruit that grows bountiful from penis root to enlarge your penis size but don't eat to much or you'll die

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Yep. This is the app I use for the buttplug I shove up my asshole. I'm a regular person just like you.

Going to Cock Church for Cock Worship on Cock Sunday

If you remember the reign of Moldok the Green-Fanged you are entitled to a Warrior's Discount 😂🤣

I'm donating One hundred thousand of my own dollars to the Mitt Romney campaign.

Holding my penis in my hand to piss and then I jerk off into the toilet.

I've had a hard time jerking my penis lately... maybe if I... aha! That's it! I've done it! With semen to show for it!

Last night, I had a strange dream.

Yeah bro this fist machine is gonna break your fucking eating machine if you dont stop talking to my chick about philosophy

Every day I put a hundred lions into a shredder and eat lion meat by my fired place

I'm sucking off a hundred cocks a minute.

I have invented a dangerous machine.

I guess everyone just wants me to put a gun in my mouth that has bullets in it and then pull the trigger of the gun and blow my fucking brains out onto the ceiling

I've got the most sexual boner right now.

I'm going to pull a heist... DM me if interested.

Let the games begin.

Things just got upgraded.

A Sexual Friday like this only comes around once in a blue moon.

"Please donate your sperm! You're brilliant! We need more geniuses like you!" My sperm after I take a blowtorch to my balls:

I have the key to the city.

Sexual Friday has come again, eh? Like a moth to the flame.

They dropped a #truthnuke on my city and it killed thousands.

They're building a statue to my boner in the middle of the city.

Let the games begin.

Producing a movie called Snow White And The Seven Plump Uncs to premiere on every screen in the world because I don't give a single fuck anymore.

I'm going to buy Mount Rushmore and replace all the faces with ME!

I'm buying XBOX so now all games will be LOOT BOXES and ESCORT MISSIONS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!