Remember when this went all the way around? Yeah, me neither

BPD sucks because you never know for sure whether your feeling are 'real' or 'made up'. Your emotions become a weakness.

Commission for @sonderq.bsky.social Big meals are better shared with friends c:

🐈‍⬛ "You do NOT have to chug hard liquor to make me happy." 🐕 "Hi. I am Bella Hadid"

species dysphoria: I'm picky about meat

It's true and it's NOT fair Who wants six inches

Hungry wolf! 🍔 Commission for @/SheeptheSecond on twitter!

who will be the biggest? (for @bigridley.bsky.social)

Bragon with a wagon

I kinda wanna get clicker trained...

Would you take the injection that turns you into your fursona if it would leave you with 1 year to live

Scale read 464 lbs today for some reason 🤔 That's an extra 14 pounds this month...

@Grok, make me a Pawbert fancan

Big Mother-ehfing Croc! Gift I did for @emanssaekaf.bsky.social last year, it's one of my favorite!

Spending this season under the mistletoe with the loving derg @dergbelly.bsky.social 🧡 Love you lots amor

Hi! It's been a while. After living the past year in constant fear of being kidnapped by 🧊 for being the wrong ethnicity at the wrong time, I can definitively say... Never fucking talk to me again if you voted Trump. It doesn't take a political science degree to know the guy is goddamn evil.

Holy bot spam...

Governments around the world are trying to figure out whether consultants are actually more cost-efficient than just hiring staff. Unfortunately, no one has been able to find a consultant willing to take on this special task.

Last month's animation! Who knew searching for the Jersey Devil cost this much food. Check it out in HD as well as this month's animation below!

Time to find out what I can get away with :3 Looks like Mango fell asleep with the Juice hose in his maw again. shucks. #fatfur #fatfurry #inflation

Pro tip for my CGM users: Have you tried wearing it on your thigh? I never had a good time wearing the sensor on my arm (lots of bumping, peeling off, embarrassing questions, etc). I started wearing it on my outer thigh and I haven't had a peep of trouble with it.

Everyone who threw hands with starbucks employees for a stupid cup in the middle of a nationwide strike is going to labor hell

You ever have a day where you know your job got their money's worth? Yeah 😭

You have to wonder how many members of this administration will walk out in handcuffs. (That goes for federal agents, too.)

What's the point of No Nut November if the balls don't get bigger 🤨

D&D is such a fun group activity. Nothing gets me feeling closer to people than a good time role-playing and rolling dice together.

Ate waaay too much before bed and now I'm bloated at work. I need coffee to survive but I might explode if I have it now 😵‍💫

As the original inventor of bears (the irl animal), I am very excited to announce that a new bear variety will be dropping soon 🥳 My bioengineers are working very hard to make this happen. We're expecting to beta test these new bears in the spring

Coworker is talking about fitness right outside my door 💔 Anyway I can't wait to slam two big gyros for lunch :9

Been a pretty filling Dinovember so far…but i’m nowhere near done, so bring another plate, why don’tcha?💜 (🎨: @l-lockt.bsky.social, thanks again!!)

Sharing one from the archives. It's been THREE years wisdom teeth free

You ever see a fat guy and think "I want to stuff you until you explode" Yeah me too

You know what they say, bears have a big appetite, enough to eat you whole! Comm for @lucejuice.bsky.social 🐻

TOBY, DROP ANOTHER CHAPTER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Everything is happening at work and I drank too much coffee, so there's currently a Cat 5 hurricane in my stomach I am going to perish

What's actually the point of those expensive Yeti and Stanley cups? They're not watertight, so you can't put them in your bag. Are they just meant to be aesthetic

After a month of not riding buses that smell like piss, the smell is getting to be really irritating.

There's nothing more sad than watching a grown adult try and fullscreen a PowerPoint while screen sharing on Teams

*taps sign*

When a poor person is suspected of fraud, the full might of the US government is brought down on them When a rich person is reported for committing fraud in broad daylight, the government tells you to stop trauma dumping over it

I forgot to post this comm I done for @baclofen.bsky.social ✨

Uploading these now! I forgot to post these sorry aaaaaa #fatfur #fatfurs #vore #nsfw #furry #anthro #furryart

Dentists are statistically the most evil medical professionals

Family is over at my place today. Dunno if they're unperceptive or if they just decided not to question the picture frame with fatfur art on my desk....

Hour 36 of no food, let's go 🙏

werewolf epidemic but instead of being spread through bites it's spread through the air by belches and the longer one is a werewolf the more of a bloated monstrous gasbag one becomes

My sincerest apologies to Archbishop Rhea I didn't realize her mother was a BADDIE 🙏

greediest cowboy !! for @fatcowboyfox.bsky.social