Shae Guevara

I will not believe the people when they say mgk is anti bro; he has 15 million followers on Spotify, 3 songs with almost a billion plays, mf was even nominated for best rock album a couple years ago at the Grammys; he is not counter culture, he just straight up is culture

Lol so apparently there’s a site that’s been reporting and doxxing people who are making fun of Charlie kirks death

Everyone wants to have a conversation about gun violence but no one wasn’t to talk about how Charlie Kirk was spouting hate speech

My favorite vids are kitten bathing videos because theyre scruffing the kittens and that’s where their zero reflex kicks in and the owners look like they’re holding an 18lb trout they caught in a river

I’m glad dril is on threads bc without him, threads is just Reddit, like I know you shouldn’t just go on the fyp because it’s just omega cancer and aids, but I only glance at the fyp because they have some breaking news tidbits

How to play milk of Madonna by deftones (almost)

How to play infinite source by deftones

Us autistics need a heads up display

Trying something out… well enough alone alone in F#

My safe space is your moms pussy

Saw someone say the other day that being a fat preteen girl would crush the egos of most men, and while I agree, you gotta remember that I got made fun of by fat preteen girls as a fat autistic preteen boy If you’re gonna cook, consider including all your ingredients next time!

I’ve always had a pilot for a cooking show where a d list chef is really confident at cooking food horribly to the point where it’s inedible and they have to eat what they make at the end

I was enamored by her tiny forehead and large feet

Has anyone transvestigated trump yet

im always tempted to go on fb and post "Who got tar hmu" as a joke but like A) most people wouldnt recognize it as a joke/ find it funny and B) im a "grown man" in my 30s so yeah

Saw a girl at Safeway with a shirt that said “Jesus napped too” and I wanted to castrate myself with a rusty chainsaw

death stranding 2: he go poo poo death stranding 3: he go pee pee death stranding 4: he make a big snore death stranding 5: he say goodbye

Hi, I’m molly. Molly Percocet.

When a girl is racist it’s like woah look out everybody it’s Adolf Clitler

We need to fund the mythbusters youtube channel, having full episodes is so awesome but having them in 480p in 2025 is criminally evil, give them more money for increased bandwidth on videos

Amazing that liberals are so anti war yet when Ukraine drone strikes Russian air bases, they go “🥰 yay war and destruction 🥰”

Having a #femboydinner before I go to bed

open.spotify.com/album/6xPdmX... these freakin songs now on Spotify wee

Out of all the movies being remade today, they could not remake the first Rambo movie about a war vet with ptsd going to war with the police who brutalized him when he arrived in town

Call her good mythical morning the way she annoying as fuck

The reason why hbomberguy hasn’t uploaded a video in a year and a half is because he was at a diddy freak off party back in 2019

letterbomb-mp3.bandcamp.com/album/how-pr... erm my band just released an ep?

Posting hole tonight Don’t hop on here if you don’t wanna see that shit

I can’t really appreciate nude paintings from before the 20th century, the only thing that pops into my brain is “this persons reference was probably an underage girl, gross”

Yeah the new unalive silence record kicks ass

Honey I got indoctrinated into a fascist psyop

The world really needs a Dominican pope from Miami

I feel like if you played slam to monkeys, they would really like it

You can’t spell thick with thc

Slam guys will look at you dead In the eyes with all seriousness that the song Fermented Fecal Bile by the band Christ’s Rotting Cunt Is the best song ever made

IBS stands for I Be Shittin

Would you guys still love me if I was constructed entirely from artificial intelligence

bass players in punk bands are either polymath virtuosos or knuckle scraping cavemen who can barely comprehend music and there's no in-between

Gen z romance is holding hands watching ig reels and listening to Jane remover

Magnolia more like F- You know what. Nevermind.

Litmus test of a YouTube pooper is if they can recite the intro cutscene of faces of evil from memory

No one will understand the autistic emptiness of guessing your partner’s emotions even when you know and love them

I don’t remember a single thing from the movie anger management starring Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler other than John tuturro being in it and “goosfrabah”

Yeah sorry guys I killed the pope it was on accident

Having autism is really embarrassing because you’re cognizant enough to respond to human emotions, but not cognizant enough to respond to social cues

I said on Facebook that deathcore is the worst genre, but I think now it’s djent, because at least deathcore gentrified the concept of death metal, djent straight up just gentrified an entire band (meshuggah)

The ironic thing about slam is that it’s more adjacent to death metal than deathcore is, slam is a joke parody genre, but it’s 1000% more legit than any deathcore band, and even some hardcore bands

I love this image because of the errors and the romanization of the past; nyan cat was uploaded in 2011 and cr1tikal started posting back in 2008, this is cherry-picked and biased as fuck

“It is finished” is such a hard ass line, it just sucks that it came from the gay ass Bible