A sly grin appears briefly, the boy pulling his shoulders to a shrugs. "He's dead, too.. all died a tragic accident."

A roll of the young Robin's eyes, his smile quick to fade as a reflection of his annoyance. "My parents???" "Six feet under."

"What isn't wrong with it?! You want me to have just a STICK of it? What are you — a dumb bitch?? Looks like it to me. Hehe..hehe.." "I have refined taste buds, not trash like you!"

Holding a plate up to @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social

E w

I'm HUNGRY.

(Stupid 、stupid 、stupid.)

"Boo hoo..!! Cry me a river, Allen! I'm only bad because the rest of you are pathetic!!" "How is that my fault???"

Of course I talk! Are you moronic??? Stupid and ugly, pick a struggle..!!

Help..? Me? No.. I couldn't impose. I'll just have to go back to my own world where everyone's gone ...

"Barry Allen ... The Flash . Heh.. heheh ..." "Oh, please. What are you going to do? Ground me?! You're not my dad. My dad's dead. You don't get to tell me what to do. If you know what's good for you."

Hook, line, and sinker.

[ A sniffle & a few tears shed ] It's .. It's been really.. hard!

Who the hell are you .. ?

[ The young Robin glanced down towards his feet, bringing his hands together. ] I don't have anyone ..

I'm just sixteen still. Just barely sixteen.. No mom or dad .. I've been all alone for years.. Do you know what it's like to be so alone...?

What a gross thing to celebrate..

"Something better than that. The fuck do you think I am—? Some kid who likes poor people food!"

But we could be!! That'd be nice. Don't you think?? My parents got killed when I was a kid. And so did my butler. I don't have a family anymore. They're gone, gone, gone.

You HATE me that badly you'd feed me a SANDWICH?

Oh, I know you VERY well. As if I've known you a long, long time ... We're practically family.

I've been.....watching you.

You mean like torture??? Letting you watch as your loved ones get gutted right before your eyes. How about THAT? Someone who was all over this world's Joker. You're probably sick in the head, too. I've heard so much about you..

Hisss

"Stab you?? For a skittle and fifty cents?" "....I'd do it for FREE."

Robin King!! King of PAIN. I'm not from here, but my world got all BORING! Everyone's just dead and gone! No one to play with!! But here... there's so much I can do..

Ohhh... You. I know you. You get along with the bats!! Like a big happy family!! Isn't that cute! ...EYUCK.

He will remember this.

I'm hungry. You should make me some food. My ... caretaker died. I don't know how to cook.

Grown Bruce wouldn't sell your organs on the black market.

A MONTH! You want to keep going???? Go to the corner!

THREE WEEKS!!

Don't talk back to me, young man!! You're grounded for two weeks!!

Won't even give a kid a chance??? I thought we could be friends.

// 🫢

Crazy? I was crazy once —

I just want to make friends.

The sky, the clouds. My desire to ... have fun.

I am the Robin King!

That's cruel. So mean to your own old man.. Tch. Someone's going to be grounded.

I AM A ROBIN! I AM! I AM ROBIN! Ahem.

Oh, it's going. Going very well. Do you like games? We should play a game.

HELLO <3

You forgot .. Me??? Me? Aww that breaks my heart. I missed you!

Yes.. What a GREAT morning. I think we're all going to have a lot of FUN. I know I will.

Time to play..

Excellent...!!

I love a happy family!!!

The world IS going to end! And I'm going to make sure of it! It's a whole cycle. Batman and Joker. The yin and yang. Can't have one without the other! With one gone, the other is next to go! Sure am glad I'm not Batman! I'm not gonna grow up into a weenie!! Pbbbbbt!!!

Now THAT'S funny! I LOVE this show!!