Look doucheknuckle, it’s not a genocide just because no one wants to fuck you. No question men are getting left behind in America today. But the REASON for most of it is they’re sitting in the middle of the road kicking and screaming, “I don wanna go!!!!!” Well fine. The adults will be over here.

Constitutional amendments I want to see: 1. POTUS cannot pardon Exec Branch individuals for crimes during admin 2. POTUS cannot remove any senate-confirmed positions w/o senateapproval 3. AG appointed funded by SCOTUS, confirmed by senate 4. Fed chair nominated by Board of Govs confirmed by senate

The other thing we all need to be preparing to do is sue for wrongful arrest when kidnapped by immigration agents. Plan your legal strategy now, organize with lawyers who can file. Make it cost.

Whistles are great. You know what’s better? Drone-mounted nautical air horns.

I fought fire with nothing I stood in the pain Sucked soulless and haggard But you don’t defeat the fire when you smother it

If you have a tricked out, “black ops“ branded hundred thousand dollar pick up truck? I really only know two things about you. One. You are in deep debt. Two. You are terrified that your dick is tiny.

When law enforcement uses deadly force, if there is not an independent investigation and administrative leave there during? Regardless of justification. You don’t have law enforcement. You have death squads.

Also: get some fucking drones people. They can’t confiscate your footage if they don’t know who is live-streaming from an overhead drone. You can stay further from the blast zone and the footage is in the cloud immediately.

Hey look, Bovino gets to learn what it’s like to be shit out of the bottom of a fascist machine. The machine is still operational, make no mistake. Every last one of them needs to be extracted from public office, and tried for conspiracy to commit sedition and murder. Every member of the GOP.

The time will one day come when members of this administration are tried for conspiracy to commit murder. They should have a zealous defense, and able representation. And when and if they are found guilty, they should serve their sentences in genpop.

People are reasonably afraid of being out on lists for trailing federal agents. Y’all know drones exist, right?

The Mexican special forces are gonna come for Mrs. Dr. Bear.

Apropos of nothing, I might casually mention that Switzerland was neutral in WWII. Kind of problematically so. And also, they mostly speak German. Just. As a point of general interest.

100% okay to celebrate when garbage people die. May his heirs enjoy his fortune. 🎊🎉🎊

According to the GOP, the 2nd amendment is about protecting the populace from government tyranny right? So when federal things are murdering people in the street… what is the proper way to invoke the 2nd amendment? Honestly curious, advocating nothing. Isn’t NOW what they claim to need it for?

Worth remembering that Franco’s fascists murdered 150,000-200,000 Spaniards during their rule, and Spain still has the greatest number of disappeared persons in Europe. Kristi Noem wants to murder and torture Americans who disagree with trumpofascism.

This will kill a lot of children - and unreported will be the many many more with lifelong disability from preventable sequelae.

Trump is basically just Peacemaker by proxy: “I want a Nobel peace prize, and I don’t care how many people I have to kill to get it.”

Please note we will also not be catering to generations younger than X this year. Fuck off, whippersnappers

This year I resolve to spend a lot more time pointlessly offended and nitpicking the faults of others while pointedly ignoring my own.

“As signs of aging emerge…”??? He looks like if Emperor Palpatine drank from the wrong grail.

Oh you think we need placebo-controlled, double-blinded RCTs for every vaccine test? Okay tell you what. I’ll entertain that sincerely if you can name even *one* other kind of clinical trial design, and explain cogently why it’s inappropriate.

Rubio is clearly riding a white rail to the stars in that interview.

“Christian nationalism” doesn’t sound nearly as bad as it is. It’s like, “Christian, ok, nationalism, sounds patriot!” I feel like we should call it “Theofascism” or “Klan supremecy” or something.

Working on a conspiracy theory that Pam Bondi and the Bondi Beach shootings are related… It’s not quite slotting into place yet, but I’ll get there.

Should women be allowed to vote? Hey I’m just asking questions!

Horrifying Blair-Witch Cervid? Check Bleak dungeon-quality brick background? Check Probably standing sentry on a hobo graveyard? Check Sir I salute you.

I appreciate the bind that Bondi is in. On the one paw she is contemptuous of congress and its constitutional authority. On the next paw she wants to protect her child-rapist boss. On the third paw, she’s incompetent. On the fourth, her party is fractured and can’t provide strategic alignment.

The acronym “ED“ has way too many different definitions. I propose that henceforth erectile dysfunction shall be known as “dick failure“.

A LOT of human cubs are gonna get measles - and a fair number of those will end up deaf or blind. Easy pickings. Excellent work, RFKjr.

Let’s suppose you run a multinational plumbing fixtures conglomerate. It’s a 150yo institution whose name is known for quality & reliability all over the world. You are WILDLY profitable. Now a Jr Exec comes in and says, “Let’s connect our toilets to the internet!” HIT HIM WITH A GOLF CLUB. TWICE.

Just saw a lady on a cooking show say, "Candy Canes are just one of those things that you put in your mouth and it's Christmas." And Mrs. Dr. Bear said: "So is Santa's cock."

“Tom Cotton” sounds like a derogatory term for a sadistic antebellum plantation owner.

Awww President Sleepy is a heap of shit.

If you are a scientist still employed by the CDC what the fuck are you doing? Write the open letter to America, shit on the floor, and bail. Take every interview you can to say why.

Wow, Harvard went from darling victim to odious oppressor pretty fucking fast.

Just stunning how badly he was outplayed. Massie should make a coin purse from Trump’s scrotum.

Has any president ever been so utterly and completely outmanoeuvred as Trump was on Epstein? Within a couple of days, he went from strong-arming women in the situation room to pretending he was for the vote all along, and now saying he’ll sign the bill when the senate passes it. He’s a fool.

Attention this will be my *only* public statement in the fucking Starbucks bear cups: I found one in the trash and it still had some Frappuccino in it and I licked it out and that was okay I guess but kinda too sweet, even for me, and honey is like 1/3 of my diet

Trump and the White House are incapable of NOT protecting rapists and child molesters.

Sadly this isn’t true. She was swatted repeatedly over the years. But the violence on the right is much, much worse.

WERE YOU ASHAMED BEFORE IT WAS PUBLIC, LARRY? lite.cnn.com/2025/11/17/p...

Insofar as this is true (only a tiny bit), it’s because most presidents don’t have blatantly unconstitutional signature policies.

Look, MTG is still a horrible person who deserves to be forgotten and neglected among history’s pathetic boot licking henchmen. But today she’s mostly doing the right thing.

I am also unwilling to take calls from ranting lunatics all day.

If you find yourself carefully parsing the difference between pedophilia and ephebephila - you are a fucking creep. You like - or are defending others who like - HAVING SEX WITH CHILDREN. Looking at you, Megyn Kelly.

Come on now. Which of us HASN’T been dragged into our boss’s office and excoriated for drunkenly jerking off a stranger in public? LOOKING AT YOU, @chrispickett5.bsky.social.

Schumer may suck at his job, but the GOP is fucking laughing at the ease with which they provoke circular firing squads in the democrats. Focus on the bad guys: Trump and his split-colostomy-bag of a party.

BRING IT ON, JAPAN. apnews.com/article/japa...

Come at me swifties: In her new single, she sings that her lover saved her from the fate of Ophelia. Ophelia DROWNED HERSELF IN A BOG. “You’re the reason I’m not killing myself,” is NOT A ROMANTIC THING TO SAY. It’s deeply insane and codependent.