#ghoap #codmw2 feminisation seems to be common with ghoap, but i can't read too much without feeling dysphoric — it got me thinking what masculisation would look like, but god, everything sounds weird "wipe your makeup off, son, it's time to go to war" what do cis guys even do? putting an afab —

#captainprice #johnprice #codmw2 #cod things that price does that others (mostly gaz and soap) find unpleasant: • rinses the sugar off of dried fruit before eating. • doesn't listen to music at the gym or while driving. • has a healthy bedtime, and willlingly wakes up at 4am. • enjoys tabbing in —

#kylegazgarrick #johnsoapmactavish #codmw2 #soapgaz 🧼🧢 gaz and soap are the type of best mates to get married and divorced, just for the bit they'll casually drop a "my ex-husband" in conversations, just to seem nuanced. they paid for a professional divorce photoshoot, which are all framed and —

honestly, ask me anything with #ghoap and monsters, and i'll write headcanons on dynamics and/or world-building for you 🫶 i like yapping about things sfw and nsfw both, just don't make me research too questionable topics

#ghoap 💀🧼 hear me out. ftm vampire soap turns ghost via breastfeeding, because breastmilk and other bodily fluids are filtered blood. a more freaky version of this is piss drinking, but i don't know if the people are ready for that yet

i refuse to believe the #konig bike helmet propaganda behold the PJ helmet, styled after FAST helmets of american origin, a non-ballistic helmet used for airsoft and/or paintball: because #callofduty #codmw2 doesn't care about military accuracies, neither will i

#ghoap #josephriley CW #codmw3 death ghost au where simon's haunted by his nephew, joseph, and secretly takes care of the lad for years. when soap dies, he joins their dysfunctional family, both ghosts unwillingly to leave him alone. soap steps in to care for joseph, hugs and plays with the lad, —

scoping the level of freakiness deemed acceptable in fandom spaces🧍‍♂️someone make concrete rules, i beg, social cues are hard enough anyway. ghost is like bear grylls; in that he drinks a suspicious amount of piss for survival training, you just gotta wonder #codmw2 #callofduty #simonghostriley

no, i'm not obsessed with #callofduty #codmw2 #cod no, i haven't spent three hours researching advanced combat, non-ballistic, and airsoft/paintball helmets for the sake of arguing against #konig wearing a bike helmet yes, i am not winning

#callofduty #simonriley #bethriley #ghostbeth ? au: canon divergence CW cheating, vomit, riley family deaths pre-roba, simon has an affair with his sister-in-law while working their asses off to care for his mum, and to get tommy the help he needs to stay clean. their growing affection from —

#CoD #pricesoap all fours training, or quadrobics, is slept upon as a petplay fic mechanic i fear #soapmactavish returning from leave with the beefiest forearms, showing off his callouses in the rec, and only price knows it's because his mutt was sprinting up and down his owner's backyard all month

#CoD #tf141 monster au, but soap is the only member believed to be inhuman, despite being the only human of the group folk assume he's a canine of some kind, given his behaviours (body language, vocalisations) and a tendency to gravitate toward the werewolves in any given situation no one's got —

finding out that my #cod #oc 's callsign isn't very original, via ao3 reader-inserts — it's like the green goblin's mask is taunting me, but it's just alternate names that get stupider and stupider all these dope oc callsigns, and my cunt's over here called something like crabs or shitflat

#cod #johnsoapmactavish (take all army info with a grain of salt; varies between sites) because the irl uk army allows folk to join at 17 and 6 months, college for junior soldiers at 16, but canon says he tried to lie about his age and couldn't get into sas before 18 he either didn't have the —

the urge to share art, but the dread about family & friends stumbling upon any freaky #cod posts i want to make is 😬 to tie one's art portfolio/dream career to horny warcriminals or not? hmmmmmm

i love the idea of hybrid aus with the realistic traits of that animal, BUT ALSO keeping the misconceptions those animals have irl #ghoap having a misunderstanding because cat hybrid ghost never purrs when they're together. soap worries that he's not comfortable, but it turns out leopards CAN'T purr

#cod #ghoap a/b/o au but there's a big cultural difference between the uk/kiwi/aussie "mate" and the rest of the world a single bead of sweat drips down an overseas operator's face, after being "claimed" as a mate by soap. they can't look the lieutenant in the eye the entire flight

#nsfw #cod #johnprice CW freak4freak ship, non-graphic disturbing themes, scarification #nikprice had an unspoken relationship. they considered eachother partners, cut from the same cloth, but weren't keen to label anything. plausible deniability for everyone, really. nikolai wasn't just a pilot, —

price, who got 10 emergency plans for any given situation, has a cash-paid burner phone with vpn & mobile data, just to look at porn. that paranoid fuck's not taking any chances, even if it's to avoid ridicule for an absurd amount of patreon subscriptions #cod #johnprice

i love to think of ghost excluding himself from photos for confidentiality, even his own, but will send a scribbled sketch of himself or his shadow instead of a selfie; he sends photos of landscapes months after taking them, so the location can't be tracked paranoid but living life 🤷‍♂️ #simonriley

trans simon "ghost" riley traded his glorious head of hair for a hairy ass. thank you #simonriley #cod

petplay with the hybrid, werecreature, or monster as the pet is great and all but man oh man, a werewolf ghost choosing a human soap as his attack dog is such a slept upon dynamic #ghoap #ghostsoap