Today only! #PittsburghFringe26 #PGHFringe26 #PGHFringe #FringeFestivals #FringeFestivalArtists #Pittsburgh #PittsburghPennsylvania #Pennsylvania

Last chance to see this today at 3pm, Pittsburgh! #PittsburghFringe26 #PGHFringe26 #PGHFringe #FringeFestivals #FringeFestivalArtists #Pittsburgh #PittsburghPennsylvania #Pennsylvania

This Saturday at 5:15pm (Attack Theatre) there will be a staged reading of a new one-person work-in-progress play by Eoin Carney starring Olga Brindar as 'M' - someone who may or may not be Melania T. TICKETS & INFO 👉 pittsburghfringe.org/events/m-wip/ #PittsburghFringe26 #PGHFringe26 #PGHFringe

Meet the cast of THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP! Bugs Baltzer as Morgan Vaughn Gavin McKinnon as General Reese Angela Vincent as Carla Heart Liam Hartman as HIM! Opening TONIGHT at Attack Theatre in Lawrenceville TICKETS 👉 pittsburghfringe.org/events/the-l... #PittsburghFringe26 #PGHFringe26 #PGHFringe

THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP is coming to the 2026 PITTSBURGH FRINGE! WHEN: March 24,25,27,28 WHERE: Attack Theatre TICKETS: pittsburghfringe.org/events/the-l... #PittsburghFringe26 #PGHFringe26 #PGHFringe #FringeFestivals #FringeFestivalArtists #Pittsburgh #PittsburghPennsylvania #Pennsylvania

THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP is coming to the 2026 PITTSBURGH FRINGE! WHEN: March 24,25,27,28 WHERE: Attack Theatre TICKETS: pittsburghfringe.org/events/the-l... #PittsburghFringe26 #PGHFringe26 #PGHFringe #FringeFestivals #FringeFestivalArtists #Pittsburgh #PittsburghPennsylvania #Pennsylvania

FREE SHOW TOMORROW IN MANCHESTER! THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP (A Liberal Fantasy) WHEN: Friday 30th January @7:30pm WHERE: The Seven Oaks, Manchester, UK TICKETS: fatso.ma/3ac2 Folks, it's going to be INCREDIBLE!

I'm bringing BROKEN TEARS: A SATIRIST'S ADVENTURES IN INSTAPOETRY to the Scarborough Fair Winter Fringel - hope to see you there! Sunday 7th Dec, 3pm, Beeforth's Hive, Scarborough, UK INFO & TICKETS bit.ly/48ELVR7 #poetrylovers #instapoets #instapoetry #spokenword #scarborough #scarboroughUK

I have a new show and it's not about Trump (though that one is alive). Hope to see you there if you're near Scarborough this Sunday (the one in Yorkshire that is). scarboroughfair.uk/events/broke... #scarborough #scarboroughfair #scarboroughfringe #edinburghfringe #brokentears #instapoetry #poetry

TOMORROW! #Manchester #ManchesterTheatre

HORNS! #IYKYK

The picture of me on the cover of TIME Magazine is so terrible! #UNFAIR Whatever you do, do not google it and share widely!

PEACE... or maybe WAR!

THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP is coming home to Manchester for one night only! WHEN: Saturday 18th October at 9pm WHERE: The Seven Oaks Tickets available on Fatsoma PWYF 3/6/9/12 Or email [email protected] to reserve and pay cash at the door. Folks, it's going to be INCREDIBLE! fatso.ma/2CMa

PEACE!

THE SHOW IS TODAY! AND I'M EXTRA ANGRY BECAUSE I DID WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE!!! Tickets: store.makeitwrite.org/product/trump/

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE PLEASE!

INCOMING! 💥 THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP 2025 Liverpool Fringe Fest Friday 10th Oct 6pm & 8pm 🎟 store.makeitwrite.org/product/trump/ #liverpoolnightlife #liverpoolfringe #fringefestival2025 #edfringe25 #Fringe25 #fringefestival #liverpooltheatre #LiverpoolEvents #Theatre #UKtheatre #UKstage #UKarts

My advance party is in Liverpool ahead of my amazing appearance at the Liverpool Fringe Festival and said you painted this incredible mural just for me! THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP Friday 10th Oct 6pm & 8pm 🎟 store.makeitwrite.org/product/trump/ #liverpool #liverpoolfringe #liverpooltheatre #theatre

This Friday! See the show Trump hates more than Jimmy Kimmel's (probably) THE LAST DAYS OF TRUMP Friday 10th Oct @ 6pm and @ 8pm 🎟 store.makeitwrite.org/product/trump/ #liverpoolfringe #edfringe25 #liverpooltheatre #LiverpoolEvents #UKtheatre #UKstage #ukartscene #UKarts #theatre #satire

SOMBRERO!

The Generals were so blown away by my amazing speech they forgot to cheer and applaud. TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY!

GESTAPO!

That sure sounds like my favorite DUI hire!

I'm going to protect the United States by improving the training level and readiness of our armed forces by having them attack the United States!

The DOD is now the Department Of Starting Wars So I Can Stop Them And Take Credit. Thank you for your attention to this matter! #NobelPrizePlease

WAR ON WARRIORS!

All the MAGA pundits who said the right never commit violent acts today...

I'm going to shut down the government - ur welcome!

CARAVAN!

So wrong! DON'T EVEN READ ABOUT IT LET ALONE GO SEE IT!!!

I'm a felon!

Just walked past the Tylenol section in Walmart and now I have the autism!

Get your tickets now - unless you love me of course!

Sorry Europe and President Zelenesky but I will need the entire might of the combined US military to combat the ANTIFA Armed Forces. They have signs and fanny packs and everything! You and NATO are on your own!!!

I will deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for ending the GREAT OREGON WAR of 2025!!!

WAR! IN PORTLAND!!!

Weak!

My first born, right?

Who's this Epstein person everyone's talking about?

LOVE MY UNETHICAL WEAPONIZED DOJ!

INDICTMENTS!

DAMN YOU JIMMY KIMMEL! #SoJealous

Been watching all Charlie Kirk's betas trying to keep his show going. SAD!

Democrats want to give the spotted lantern fly the vote! SPOTTED LANTERN FLIES! VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS!!!

Show proud of Dr. Mehmet Oz for standing next to me while I spouted all that medical nonsense!

JOB OPPORTUNITY FOR ENTHUSIASTIC ARSONIST Must know where the "Reichstag" is and have experience being a patsy. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

To those who accuse me of being a cheap, tacky, immature, and vengeful President I say: "Just google 'Presidential Walk of Fame' and you'll see!"

I ENDED WORLD WARS ONE AND TWO!

DAMN YOU, JIMMY KIMMEL! #Nemesis #ABC #DISNEY