True story a friend told me. He's a shorter guy, and he walked into a busy public bathroom. "Aw, I have to use the short-guy urinal." "Nah, man," said the guy pissing next to him, "that's the big dick urinal."

Death got Chuck Norris'd

(Reuters) CHUCK NORRIS, ACTION ICON AND ‘WALKER TEXAS RANGER’ STAR, DIES AT 86 - VARIETY

Happy St Paddy's Day! youtube.com/watch?v=yPsa...

Maybe going to war in the middle east while the US strategic oil reserves are only at about 58% wasn't the best move.

Holy fucking shit. "Later, after learning Epstein had died, he said inmates said “Miss Noel killed Jeffrey.” www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

I've had it stuck in my craw recently to watch the first couple of Terminator movies, and goddamn they're so good. Anyway, giving AI autonomy over weapons is bad and we should never do it.

Every now and then I come back to this one as current events happen. pca.st/episode/0497...

I swear to god, I was making the "Bored of Peace" joke weeks ago.

If I were China, I'd be thinking that Taiwan is looking pretty good right about now.

I'm traveling to India next week for work, and my flights both have a layover in Abu Dhabi, which is currently being attacked by Iran. So that's fun

This is right.

Read this. Beautiful. open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

These fuckers are literally trying to invalidate my personal vote. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

See you on the streets bitch

Reading #OperationBounceHouse by @mattdinniman.bsky.social , and I'm all like YESSSSS FUCKING DESTROY EARTH

Someone I work with in India used FYKI in a chat. Took me a minute. "For Your Kind Information"

Go birds and fuck the pats

PBS kids is sending me

Oh it was pedro- RONALD ACUÑA JR??????

I’ve seen enough. The Pats could never overcome a 12-point deficit this late in the Super Bowl.

Omfg

Kristi Gnome Is that anything? I feel like there's something there.

Traitors is a fun game to watch and all, but I'm just here to watch Alan Cumming upstage everyone while furiously gnawing on the scenery while wearing phenomenal kilts. #TraitorsUS

Good statement from President Clinton. Very well said.

Sure seems like the NRA endorses the summary execution of citizens exercising their second amendment rights.

Quick idea. For the righties defending the shooting, go into their profile, hit the search button, type in “second amendment” and then post some screenshots

Where's my 2A Don't Tread on Me crowd?

If Trump leads us into WWIII, he might drop below 35% approval.

This 1943 U.S. Army film warned about fascism in America

Made low country boil for dinner last night and then sausage and eggs with shrimp and grits for breakfast. Lemme tell you sumn.

GOOD apnews.com/article/minn...

Me, a theater nerd, when my six year old asks me how many minutes are in a year:

Playing Prince on the Waffle House jukebox this morning in solidarity with my Minneapolis homies

And here we are: the entire transatlantic alliance is now talking about Greenland, instead of talking about ending the war in Ukraine.

What a boss

This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.

"During my first tour, many of the police recruits and the young soldiers...wore scarves pulled high across their mouths and noses... Those face coverings weren’t about intimidation. They wore them due to fear and a lack of courage. Cowardice." Lt Gen Mark Hertling open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

Reposting for the Monday morning crowd

Here's an 8-min video on (initially-secret) Customs & Border Patrol report, which found: in many vehicle shooting cases, agents intentionally put themselves in exit path of vehicle, thereby creating justification for the use of deadly force. youtu.be/izonttr5Tp4?...

GET YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES HERE! I'm excited to introduce my daughter to the wonderful world of e-commerce and online marketing. She's 8, so it's time she got a job, don't you agree? I'm being sarcastic. Everyone loves their MLM cookies. digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/vivian...

You can see when he puts the phone in his left hand. That's when he draws his weapon, long before she moves the car, and while he's still standing in front of it. That fucker was fishing chance to murder.

Abolish ICE

Remember the Epstein files?

We are on year 7 of 2026.

TW: Actual fucking murder.