Kids by MGMT just came on, and I said, "This song is almost twenty years old." The look I got from @immmaria.bsky.social ...

Today at work I helped another team discover they didn't actually need my team to do a bunch of work for them, I helped a colleague realize that his last minute change was going to break things, and I helped another colleague get support for her project. Exhausting and very productive day.

Essential reading for any political obsessive like me.

My AJC front page right now. Screw these assholes

They're hiding the Republican affiliation for candidates in blue counties, and only blue counties. www.wabe.org/kemp-signs-c...

Absolute legend. RIP Bobby

I mean, it's literally the first commandment, guys.

Look, I know #cincodemayo is not the real Mexican Independence Day. I know. It's like St. Patty's Day. It's a day for Americans to celebrate Mexican culture (and Latin culture in general). It's good, and yes, I will have another margarita, thank you.

There's an indie rock band in my driveway

Everybody freaks out about Friday the 13th once or twice a year, but nobody mentions Cinco de Mayo landing on Taco Tuesday.

I made fried catfish and hushpuppies for dinner tonight. First time trying it. Gotta say. Nailed it.

Omfg

My senator, @ossoff.bsky.social was on @thebulwark.com podcast absolutely spitting fire. Check out that cold open. music.youtube.com/watch?v=ql4a...

Whenever I see a big pickup truck with "Super Duty" on the tailgate, I point at it and just say "Super Duty," and the kids all laugh. It's great.

Fucking what. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

From my DnD group chat. I'm pretty proud of this one:

What if AI powered black hat hacking means that there is no more information security anymore and the social response is a return to a more analogue world.

I miss Vine

I just learned that LIV Golf is folding, which is great news!

Every time I see a thread of comments about something I know a little about, I'm reminded that you really can't trust anything you read on here.

This is incredibly good news. apnews.com/article/hung...

Just a quick reminder that this shit is still happening www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Taco Tuesday apnews.com/live/iran-wa...

God forgive us. History won't.

he is risen

True story a friend told me. He's a shorter guy, and he walked into a busy public bathroom. "Aw, I have to use the short-guy urinal." "Nah, man," said the guy pissing next to him, "that's the big dick urinal."

Death got Chuck Norris'd

(Reuters) CHUCK NORRIS, ACTION ICON AND ‘WALKER TEXAS RANGER’ STAR, DIES AT 86 - VARIETY

Happy St Paddy's Day! youtube.com/watch?v=yPsa...

Maybe going to war in the middle east while the US strategic oil reserves are only at about 58% wasn't the best move.

Holy fucking shit. "Later, after learning Epstein had died, he said inmates said “Miss Noel killed Jeffrey.” www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

I've had it stuck in my craw recently to watch the first couple of Terminator movies, and goddamn they're so good. Anyway, giving AI autonomy over weapons is bad and we should never do it.

Every now and then I come back to this one as current events happen. pca.st/episode/0497...

I swear to god, I was making the "Bored of Peace" joke weeks ago.

If I were China, I'd be thinking that Taiwan is looking pretty good right about now.

I'm traveling to India next week for work, and my flights both have a layover in Abu Dhabi, which is currently being attacked by Iran. So that's fun

This is right.

Read this. Beautiful. open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

These fuckers are literally trying to invalidate my personal vote. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

See you on the streets bitch

Reading #OperationBounceHouse by @mattdinniman.bsky.social , and I'm all like YESSSSS FUCKING DESTROY EARTH

Someone I work with in India used FYKI in a chat. Took me a minute. "For Your Kind Information"

Go birds and fuck the pats

PBS kids is sending me

Oh it was pedro- RONALD ACUÑA JR??????

I’ve seen enough. The Pats could never overcome a 12-point deficit this late in the Super Bowl.