I love being in Boomer Facebook groups for posts like this: 1) This is in a completely different city on a completely different street 2) That's not a maple; that's the red lighting from the Wells Fargo 3) It's a Starbucks patio 4) The photo is crooked

I had the most yikes vibes “job interview” at this couple’s Beverly Hills house years ago — the guy ranted at me for an hour about how “your millennial generation” doesn’t want to work hard

When will catfishes learn about reverse image search lolol

Messy

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday

All that’s in my camera roll of Ptown so far 🏳️‍🌈

Had an 80 year old reporter call me at 11:15 to tell me I'm unprofessional and a bad journalist because all I care about is "murder and mayhem" and because I bumped his story about cute raccoons I love my job I love my job

Anyway

Absolutely in love with having to tell dozens of my co-workers about this giant new project we're all going to have to do with no new staffing, and it's all up to me to tell them because the higher managers don't want to 😇

Was amused to find out that 1) my mom has watched every single episode of every season of White Lotus, and 2) she is disgusted by the show’s slanderous caricature of the upper middle class

I came home just in time

In all the doom and gloom in the world today, it's important to remember what we have to look forward to (seeing Patrick Schwarzenegger's cock in White Lotus)

Me: I’m stressed and I’m not paid enough for the work I’m doing My employer: have you considered talking to a Suze Orman AI chatbot?

I guess you could say Oakland is getting a… Bas Relief 🥁

The calm before the storm (January joiners)

NYPD puts the 'mid' in Midtown Homicide

Sunni insurgents hate to see Chicago gays coming with “Chiraq” tagged on their Instagram photo dumps

Me getting drinks with a pretty co-worker I have a schoolboy crush on (but who has a very very serious boyfriend)

Having to work Thanksgiving and being reassured by my employer that they would provide a "catered" Thanksgiving meal only for it to be Kentucky Fried Chicken is one of the funniest things to happen to me recently 😆

Am I in a good mood or is it just the decongestants kicking in

A mutual work contact emailed me asking about whether I'd consider moving to LA and I'm not *not* considering it...

Omw to a friendsgiving

I don’t quite get what’s going on here…

Reskeet if you're gay and tired

Is it too late to start planning for Ptown for next summer?

No, this is not a bot or a catfish. I just want some more separation from my more professional facing social media outlets (if my work is still even relevant to a mass market 🫠)

Stretching is v important

Now that this site seems to be catching on, I guess I’ll dive right in