nothing makes me regret my whimsical trinkets and tchotchkes like packing to move

oh my god these registration exams are exhausting im gonna chug 2 beers and go to bed

This might be crazy comin from ole PowerPoint Pitchie but: The Lore does not matter. It's about how a game or a movie or a book or piece of art makes you *feel* The donut, not the hole

normal people: Me at work when something is out of my control:

Me at home: Me at work: "Oh living the dream, havent cried at work yet hahaha, classic management amirite"

my flight is delayed from 6:20 to 8:45....i got here at 5 am.....pretty sure this is what Satre wrote about....

when i hold onto my backpack straps walking home from work:

Cryin in the club thinking about the beauty of human existence and how good life is you know ?

I am so unbelievably excited to play Death Stranding 2, I'm ready to feel something that only a Kojima game can make me feel.

I think I am too pure for this world. I keep thinking "man people can't possibly that petty/stupid/etc" but alas they are

Hey there Delilah It sure is dark inside this cannon A circus for the first date Is a choice I'll reexamine If I'm found After I am launched by this clown Clear over town

Pitchies's RE9 Verdict: ...very mixed. The first third in the care center is its best. The return to Raccoon City was horrendous. The amount of nostalgia bait makes me queasy. Combat feels uneven, more RNG and inertia based than RE4R. Haven't been able to finish it, keep gettin mad lol

starting new job very nervous so nervous they call me nervous nelly norwood

i am absolutely FROTHING at the mouth for my friends having healthy and loving relationships like UGH I LOVE BEING THIS HAPPY! All my friends deserve it too!

Requiem first impressions: -Incredibly gorgeous game, surprisingly well optimized -Gory as hell; Capcom is swinging for the fences -The default camera speed is SO SLOW. why is it so slow??? and why are the settings split and buried in the menus??

Terribly sorry folks, I am not gonna be live streaming Requiem. Hasta Luego, see y'all sometime in the future

love my new @othatsraspberry.com stickers, I can't wait to hear uncle Leon's stupid jokes and see snake's caked up rear in August AND IT CAME WITH MGS2 POSTCARD YEAH BABY

"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it. Just let it happen."

me this past week after my mom dropped the (operable, benign) brain tumour bomb on us

Yeah it's happening folks. Imma be up ALL NOIGHT

Romeo is a Dead Man has permanently altered my brain chemistry; I'm about to go for a third dark chocolate run because I can't get enough.

the joys and triumphs of living kindly and choosing people who choose you as kindly is well worth the hard path to get there

Genuinely the happiest I've ever been, even though I'm in Wait Mode for work. God i love being ALIVE

THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS I've been so romeo-pilled i forgot about my beloved.....my old mans....

started Romeo is a Dead Man; this is pure dopamine straight to the dome, just every graphic style possible with minigames and such sauce the likes of which haven't been seen since the last GHM game.

If you missed the live run, check out my Pitchie Talks: Horror on YouTube fastest edit turnaround EVER youtu.be/nz-OvuA_zGo?...

Something so healing about housing entire bowl of popcorn. If you're sad, try Entire Bowl of Popcorn. Recommended serving: Entire bowl in 4 minutes. Shovel that popcorn in your piehole like it's manna from heaven. Faster. FASTER! Entire Bowl of Popcorn! Try it today!

twitch.tv/pitchelyn Doing a brand new Pitchie Talks RIGHT NOW

My next Pitchie Talks presentation is THIS FRIDAY WOWOWOW

When you show your boyfriend bg3 and he throws this nugget out

you know what the Bald-urs Gate mod makes every cutscene hilarious and i mean *every* cutscene iykwim

I got surprised with a Sleep Deprived EEG booking so I'm gonna have some fun with it. Made this on the toilet dont @ me

It took eight thousand years but i finally have a job.

;-; an eternal truth (postcard from @othatsraspberry.com a 10/10 subscription)

Reading list for the next couplea months. Tryin to get some classics crossed off

ringing in the new by going home, takin the pants off and eating dumplings in our underwear with the boo. We are so fuckin back

Google Photos "here's your One Day in photos" but it was just 42 Metal Gear Solid memes

who has two thumbs and has completed their school program? This guy!!!

My boyfriend does not support my alter ego Jake. smh my head, fake fan

holy shit nail on the head

What if.....I came back.....to twitch....for a limited time only....?

I beat Bloodborne.

Honestly, my MRI finding minor brain damage is gonna be really good for me comedically

Beat the Orphan today. Gonna be ridin that high for 8 days at least

Me after 1st week of second placement

me and the marshmallow (ft the idiot cat and stray cloak thread) happy hallowed ween everyone

FINALLY I can add my beautiful birthday month art club pack of MGS2 from @othatsraspberry.com to my album. Even as a broke ass student, this is one subscription I keep, it's my monthly Dale Cooper present to myself 🥰

i love being a cryptic lil guy who shoes up twice a year and haunts the internet the rest of the time

smoochies album on repeat with melonpan im thirty flirty and thriving

Me and my bestie playing Silent Hill F rn