I can't believe we're getting taco bell!!! I'm so happy :D :D :D

Sorry folks, this bitch got taken @fira42073.bsky.social

Reminds me of the first time I went to my ex's house and the whole place was such a fucking disaster but I insisted on attempting to cook but I almost had a breakdown cause all of the knives were dull. And then her roommate came in to help me and brought a sharp knife she kept in the bathroom.

Me when the reason I don't have more scars is my wife can't take proper care of knives and they're too dull for my headmate to have fun with

Me when the reason I don't have more scars is my wife can't take proper care of knives and they're too dull for my headmate to have fun with

The skin on my fingers is peeling off, I'm literally starting to rot.

As someone named Kin I really hope I get pumped this Halloween #transfempumpkin

I came while Wolfie yapped about minmaxing airplane travel logistics

My wife, high as fuck, dipping bread sticks in the tomato sauce I left resting: "This ain't bad!"

My ass must really be something though because she'll dive into that without a second thought

Comparing cooking food you don't like in different pans to ethno states because I don't like picky eaters

I think I just unlocked a milestone of the human experience. So happy to be alive rn.

Never kill yourself moment

I just think "mine...😮"

You're such a w, i have to marry you :3

Meat grown in the same lab as you is the best meat

The ability to play music should be a feature in sex toys

Something about the quality of the product makes it easy to move around

Giving head so sloppy I have to blow my nose afterwards

Laying face down while a woman makes me whimper until I don't feel my legs anymore (I got wax done)

You can dip into the cumstain to get a little refresher in the middle of the night

So y'all better be working out

It takes a strong butch lesbian to handle a (very) sexy weird girl

Damn girl, you've got some mean weed going on

Sucking her boobs while she yaps about Warframe lore. Living the dream rn.

3am night: Her - How high are you? Me - When I blink I teleport

It's not my fault you've got so much ammo ><... Wait, it IS my fault :p

Such faggot behaviour from her. I could never.

I've hit bottom nirvana

This is why you want me in ur DMs btw

Been asking my mum about a bra that seemed to have been misplaced a few months back. Finally shows up in the loundry today. Confront her about it. She said it was under her bed. Mfw.

Call me high poly the way I make girls GPUs lag when they try to open me

Geez girl you gotta introduce her to me some day. You know I love super hot girls that are very much my type and give me attention and praise super often and we have sex that is great.

Whoever was in the lab where I was created decided to give me a huge cock because with an ass this good no one would miss the pussy anyways

Worked a bit too well, her elbow borke ><

I AM HEALTHY AND CAN BE TRUSTED AROUND MENTALLY UNSTABLE TRANS PEOPLE I SWEAR

She still couldn't bring herself to call me a slut after covering my face in cum smh,,,

I'm not a switch in the way that I have different behaviors towards sex. I have ONE that makes subs want to hide from me and doms want to kill me.

Found a new set of acolytes to bestow my knowledge upon. These are the results.

You know you've got a girl going crazy about you when her posts clearly reference you but you're just some "hot girl"

Fat women 💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞💕💖💞

Also since I'm back here I better remind y'all of how cute I am

Ya me ha llegado la comisión que pedí a @makthemak.bsky.social y dios mio estoy tan feliz solos Ena y yo GRAHHHH MORIRE DE FELICIDAD

Seeing a queer flag in a game lobby and holding back the urge to type the f slur in all chat because it's not a recognised safe space

ADHD, just like trans girls, comes in two main archetypes: puppy 🐕 and kitty 🐈

New haircut :3

Girls night out

Say hi to the new recruit: Nekogiri