you're telling me a gar licked this badge? #stillsticky #garbage #comedy

Hello there person who is constantly clearing their throat and generally making nasty noises as if they have something in their throat. Might I introduce you to a little something called "drinking water". I am going to go insane if I listen to you do the haauuk sound again

is it just me or is anyone else really overwhelmed by the amount of people trying to contact you at any given time? I'm getting school emails, work emails, regular emails, my friends are texting me, I'm talking to classmates for group projects, I'm in a couple discord servers, one at a time please

my greatest fear is being on the phone when someone knocks on my door. it's too much for me to handle. it stresses me out to call someone on the phone in the first place (depending on the person of course).

there need to be more hours in a day. there aren't enough for me to do my job and do my studying/assignments AND to relax and get a good night's sleep. it's bad design

you would not believe your pants if ten million fire ants

i need another sebastian lague coding adventure

why do html (and other markup language) comments have to be so stupid /* */ would have worked fine

ChatGPTeen: It's not just a phase, Mom—it's a lifestyle.

filament? with what, even more mint?

legitimately what's the point of google chrome being able to save tab groups if closing and reopening it just signs me out of every tab and forces me to reopen it anyways

how's your poison tas- oh sorry, I meant to say how's your dinner taste

TIL that no one born after 1935 has walked on the moon there are also only four people still alive who have walked on the moon, and the last time anyone was there was 1972

the idea of keeping a relative's cremated remains in a jar will never not be weird to me. what if it spills?? and at what point do you decide get rid of it?? when I die, please whatever you do, do NOT keep me in a jar

don't bite off more of the hand that feeds you than you can chew

I made a realization a couple days ago that I can't stop thinking about: I don't think I almost ever sit on my butt. it's always my feet or knees or something else touching the seat instead. but suddenly when I'm in public i can sit like a normal person lol

roses are red peas are green elephant toothpaste ruptured spleen

his seed grickens me

she sunk on my fallacy till i cost

two thousand and four days and it's having me review this. the app is a joke. babbel didn't even seem any better (99% of the app seems locked behind a subscription)

okay but did asciitable.com really need 7 ads on screen simultaneously

oh my god I installed babbel from the play store yesterday, and nothing else. not a single google search about it. and now EVERY SINGLE AD ON INSTAGRAM is for language learning apps also, babbel seemed cool enough the first day but now almost every part of the app seems locked behind subscriptions?

mr president the dvd logo hit the second corner

anyone else find it low key creepy when software uses your real name? like sure i signed up with my google account that has my name, but you didn't need to use it in an email I get it's supposed to make it seem friendly but it seems more unsettling than friendly imo

go figure go home

the internet is making me mad so I am going to go play minecraft instead.

I'm about a week away from reaching my 2000 day streak on duolingo. it *just barely* taught me the past perfect tense. I basically figured it out on my own from other sources up until now. this app teaches so very slowly and also doesn't teach that much at all. why have i used it for so long

if only I had time in my schedule for gamedev, I desperately need to bring this idea to fruition

bell bottoms? ok, but who's the top?

you know, i don't think I've seen an LLM use an emoticon yet. I guess there's something human about putting symbols together and seeing a face

also I have a confession to make. whenever I have an idea for a tumblr post but I already made a tumblr post in the last ~10 minutes, I put it on bluesky instead to avoid seeming chronically online. same the other way around too

why didn't they call pycharm PyDE

chicken strips? hm. that's not very school-appropriate for her to do

I think I need to go play outer wilds even if it's just to wander around and enjoy the scenery. that game is my cozy space

add another to the tally... 😔

for some reason at this moment I'm hyper-aware that there's hair inside my nose and it's bugging me

i listened to 4 hours of synthwave and instead of getting any of it stuck in my head, my brain is straight up generating fresh synthwave out of thin air. tbf it all sounds somewhat the same, and pattern recognition i guess

I can't believe I haven't been using a dual monitor setup until now. takes some getting used to but there's so much screen space

high school teachers: MY NAME IS MRS WHITE AND YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS SUCH college professors: hi you can call me lil' bird

my notes app has a spotify wrapped thing???

we had 26 letters of the alphabet to choose from and we just had to make four out of seven days of the week start with the same letter as another day of the week

i don't know why I don't learn from my mistakes. every time I wake up and go "yeah my hair's not that greasy and I don't stink too bad, so I don't need a shower", I end up regretting it by the end of the day

I can't believe they gave El (in stranger things) a fashion sense for like exclusively season 3. in season 5 they had her wear 1) grey sweats and red shorts, and 2) basically a wetsuit

I've talked about it time and time again but I genuinely cannot comprehend why you'd restrict a player's ability to save in a game. my brother is playing some mario game (super mario rpg)? where supposedly dying to a boss lets you either retry the boss or go to the menu without saving progress

they should make sleeping bags that feel like bedsheets on the inside

I hate waking up hungry enough that I wanna eat breakfast before showering but also gross enough that I wanna shower before breakfast. and also too tired to get out of bed in the first place

this is peak humor i think and i can't believe it has 0 likes

they should add a feature to streaming services where it displays characters' names above their heads for people who are bad at faces

shoutout to eclipses. one of the big things that aliens would think is so so cool about our planet

the aforementioned nails (I actually did a decent job this time):