2025 is THE year to be a trans, government employed, scientist

Every few months i open up this app a single time and yearn

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Maude spans a spectrum of morality

thomas o'malley...................

looking at my tweets that i can repost here, realizing theyre all bad except for the informative ones

And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the Lord God amongst the trees of the garden

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #359,421! in your faceeeeeeeeeeeee

Ehhhhhh Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why doesn't my feed load anymore

elderly cats are so effective at making me cry

Lady at the grocery checkout asked if i had a cat, very confused as to which of my items gave her that idea

prof found a dead mole on our hike today and just poked it around for a couple minutes before picking it up and throwing it into the trees

Theyre saying bluesky is the next LinkedIn

It is 50 degrees and i am freezing, i seem to have forgotten what cold feels like

year 5 of saying how excited i am to go ice-skating this winter (and not going ice-skating) is incoming

i've realized that I can't spend saturday and sunday being productive every week, i just end up doing nothing all day on saturdays. badly in need of a game to play on saturdays, ffxiv is attempting to call me back

world needs more geckos and monitors, everyone loves geckos and monitors

Turned off the window A/C unit and i can suddenly hear my neighbors televisions

Until my landlord turns on the heat, i cannot use my solid block of coconut oil

they lok like slugs

Being capable of naming/identifying local plants makes me happy :)

Last year i was a manul for halloween, should switch it up this time. Perhaps be an orange one

missing my number neighbor

Crazy old man on the sidewalk insulting every passerby called me the cellphone zombie (i was pokemon go-ing)

Someone uncovered my stash and placed the plunder on my desk

Fulfilled my semiyearly habit of putting a picture of my face on my grindr profile before remembering how discomforting the consequences of that are

Got a haircut last month, made the incorrect choice, and i have felt a daily desire to acquire bangs ever since

being overtaken with gay without being overtaken with lonely is not a possibility lately

I love my turtleneck so much, i need to start dressing like a librarian

newest masterpiece worked really hard on it

In need of ice cream

nothing can take me down i am stronger than the naysayers

Gave a vending machine 1 dollar out of 3 and it rejected any more bills. Press refund button. Refund was $0.90 in dimes and nickels. I think i mightve found an infinite money loss scheme

Looks like some ancient newspaper was shoved in the back of my broken shower towel rack

Easygoing plant identification course that involves 2 hour hikes through wooded areas every wednesday/friday is probably very good for my mental health

this platform needs to let people mutate their apes

bridge

Eating the worst caniac combo ever rn

Double negative alert: manul videos have never not cheered me up when im down

This thunderstorm has me yiiking out

he looks like hes coolin bra, probably doesnt care about nun if i had to guess

Candle cat whipping up an omen in my nook

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I have a feeling that highly topical jokes regarding peewee and movie theaters will not be appreciated at the peewee memoriam showing at the theater

Tiny lizard in my apartment. Oxymoron: i trapped it in a plastic bag in order to let it go outside. Did i… inprison it temporari, free forever. Is the infarction worth it…

Skeeting at the skeetstore

People who swim in the seas. Kinda like fishes

one way ticket off this sinking ship for whoever has the best joke belittling asthmatics