Got bad FOMO b/c LA got a new bishop and I wasn’t invited 🥲 But at least I’ll get to see the First Lady in November 💖

Me: “I don’t get why ppl feel the need to let everybody know they hate something that everybody else seems to love” Also me: “I just saw Obsession, and I need everyone to know how much I hate it” 🙃

New bishop of Los Angeles did a symbolic 4-mile walk from the diocesan offices to the cathedral before his installation A friend asked if I was participating *stares in cripple* 🫩♿️

So many things wrong with this article, but it’s particularly chilling that the author argues that you shouldn’t believe that it’s wrong to be a billionaire because the “logical endpoint” of that is murdering them 😬 www.christianitytoday.com/2026/07/love...

My husband is always telling me I’m too sweet for my own good ☺️ Although he words it a little differently I think the phrase he uses is “pre-diabetic”

When I was socialized as an evangelical male, I was taught I was only supposed to be attracted to people who were “inferior” to me So when I came out as bisexual and nonbinary, I only dated men 🤷

I can’t tell if there’s one homosexual too few on Del Taco’s advertising team or one homosexual too many

As a crippled queer person I get Pride Month in June 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ And then Disability Pride Month in July ♿️ Which is not nearly as fun. For one, the parades are a lot slower 🥲

It’s that time of the year again 🥲 ⚓️

I mostly consider myself a Dog Person™️, even though I have a cat (b/c lower-maintenance & almost no apt lets you have a dog) But I’m coming around There’s something special about having an animal that loves *specifically you* and hates everyone else 💖

*checks pulse* yep still bi

It occurred to me that I think that a randomly-selected adult in the U.S. would probably do a better job at this And that made me sad 🥲

This is what happens if you fall in the reflecting pool 😨

I don’t care if we don’t actually know his political views. Doing “apolitical” comedy at a time like this is rank cowardice.

I get that church staff are overworked, and so using AI for flyers is tempting 🕯️ But it’s hard to overstate the antipathy a lot of millennials/gen Z have for AI When I see an AI flyer, (1) I don’t want to go to the event (2) My perception of the integrity/trustworthiness of that church takes a hit

Some gays: “Omg we didn’t STEAL God’s rainbow 🙄” Me: “If God ever wants to see it again, we have some demands 😠”

The way he talks about us as an “issue” or a “subject” and not as people is such a giveaway Lithgow is dead to me

Jesus, to those who didn’t feed the hungry, welcome the stranger, clothe the naked, or visit the sick or incarcerated:

Me, in drag: “Who went to a church service earlier today?” *most raise hands* (makes sense; we were at the church) Me: “Oh so you’ve already SEEN a man in a dress today 🙄”

Me, re-reading The Chronicles of Narnia as an adult:

Brokeback Mountain (b/c my whole vibe is, what if a bottle of poppers came to life and was weirdly religious) I was deeply closeted when it came out, and idk it seems too of-its-time-and-not-timeless. I’d rather watch Heated Rivalry or Mildred Pierce 🤷

Workshopping a drag king name for my husband August for an event we’re hosting at a church

I’m starting to think that Maybe cishet white men aren’t held accountable for their actions often enough?? 🧐

Anybody who believes the NYT to be “usually cautious” and that they wouldn’t run a story based on “uncorroborated allegations of a single source” Has paid literally no attention to their reporting on trans ppl 💅

How are tech journalists consistently more credulous about what tech is/can do than the average person

It’s kinda amazing that the actual Boston and Montreal hockey teams are v top-coded and bottom-coded, respectively 🖤💛❤️💙 #HeatedRivalry

When I had a fave neighborhood Thai restaurant, I worked my way up to a 10/10 on their spicy scale, but I’ve always suspected they only gave me a *white* 10/10 🧐 Will prob be the first thing I ask Jesus tbh

Seeing Gritty holding a stick with rainbow tape healed something inside me I didn’t even know was broken 🥹

Today’s Bad Mood™️ brought to you in part by: Logging on *too early* 🫩 and seeing a queer hot take that “ACTUALLY LGBTQ people aren’t safer in the closet” Which just belittles the bravery every queer person has ever shown by coming out, and the bravery every visibly queer person shows every day.

So it’s gonna be one of those “pray the Morning Office twice because the first time didn’t take” kinda days 😅 #EpiscopalianProblems ⚓️

I think JKR is saying this b/c transphobia has rotted her brain, rather than that this is her actual position B/c otherwise this entails she’d be affirming of trans ppl who’ve been on HRT and had bottom surgery

My brain says LIVE LAUGH LOVE, SIMPLY OFTEN MUCH

One of the things I love about Episcopalians ⚓️ is that some of us are like: “We should distance ourselves from the embarrassing supernatural parts of Christianity 😳” And others are like: “AI is demons inside your computer 😠”

The only way to preserve the dignity of the Games is to have the men do the obstacle course naked, like the Greeks intended 🫣

This is gays getting ready for the club 🪩 The remaining 5% is focused on showering, shaving, doing our hair, doing our makeup, picking out an outfit, accessorizing, and pre-gaming

My husband is a trans man and a stickler for grammar But he doesn’t mind missing periods

This pun makes me irrationally angry 😠 A pun should not be so bad that it only works when written and *not* spoken

This is so grim. Wage slaves being forced to train (what their bosses hope will be) their replacements

Saw an older lady with the thinnest line of lipstick on her top lip Do cis girls not know you can overdraw your lip 🤔 Just go for it girl, makeup is already lying 👄

Violet Chachki could never

On FB somebody posted a pic of Connor Storrie at the Met Gala and said he’s “effortlessly beautiful” I replied, “MA’AM. That is custom Saint Laurent, Tiffany jewels, hours’-long hair & makeup…’effortless,’ what 🤨”

In observation of May the Fourth, I will be watching the best trilogy, the only trilogy that matters: Episodes 4, 5, and 6 of Heated Rivalry 🏳️‍🌈🏒

*watching hockey* Me: The penalty box is like the cuck chair but for sports My husband: Why are you like this

Me going on a 1st date with a man 🤝 Hockey teams doing empty net “This *never* works, but…maybe this time it will?”

None of these words are in the Bible 😭

At my school site today, I *kept* calling this girl "Emily" whose name was not "Emily" 🤦‍♀️ Entering my Miranda Priestly era, I fear 👹👠

Unsettling to realize that my sudden interest in sports means: If my dad were alive, I might not be a disappointment to him 😬 That’s like half my jokes, right there

IMO probably the least believable thing in Heated Rivalry was New York winning the Stanley Cup 💅

Joining the InfoWars on the side of...the info??

If the cops had just complied, maybe they wouldn't have been attacked (by the bees) 🤷 #JusticeForBeeLady