On the eve of our submission window opening, we felt we should add an AI policy

I've always loved Alec's videos (ask my heat pump and dishwasher!), and this one's probably the most important.

I wrote a paragraph and drank 3 beers and a pizza cuz I'm a fuckin NOVELIST

Let's get wasted and browse bookshop dot org

Coyly dropping that I've been writing again to all the moms at preschool pickup hoping they'll say they're proud of me and pat me on the head.

BABE the new Outlook Springs just dropped!

Feeling like a kid on Christmas reading @cherrybonesmag.bsky.social. Beautiful writing in a beautiful, physical thing that I swear smells like ink and the takeaway cups it's printed on.

Aw jeez

Sometimes Sebastian eats half his breakfast and then waits for me to come back into the kitchen for company. Yes, I will sit on the floor with you; you are a good cat.

SOUP NITE IS BACK for One Nite ONLY! With special In-Studio guest International Soup Manager Rueben Kincaid. Win 1 Million or become the World’s Next SoupMaster! 7:47pm PST #infochammelyoutubetwitch #soupson

Got a new coffee menu up, all bangers including one from a farm in Costa Rica adjacent to a wildlife sanctuary that practices regenerative forestry. Buy some to feed my vices of writing and parenting? dannyb.coffee

The same amount of dust it took to make a cooler ranch dorito just 25 years ago is now only enough to make a cool ranch dorito.

Y'ever write a really good work email and you're like, damn yeah this is what I was put on earth to do.

Chappell Roan slaps her hands on the library circulation desk and says I WANT NONFICTION.

Had a nightmare last night where I was out camping with writers and trying to sound smart but I couldn't remember the name of a Faulkner novel. Kept saying "The one with Vardaman and Clem!!", and then a big flying saucer woobwoobwoobed over us.

I actually wrote today for the first time in a fuckin ever and it's probably because of all the accumulated TBQ nonspiration in my bloodstream. Fucked optimism let's gooooo

Dog shit president

A must-read for dvd player owners and those with D pression.

ATTENTION: If you or a loved one had your girl stolen by Earl "Snake Hips" Tucker, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

You call yourself progressive but you've been deadnaming the Governor Mario M. Cuomo bridge for years now.

Getting back onto social media like George Sanderson getting back to work after the 23-19.