Donald Trump is being kept in a constant fugue state, with people like Stephen Miller and JD Vance feeding him an endless stream of AI generated videos. He doesn't know what reality is anymore. This would be really funny if he weren't the president.

I'm not saying that I want there to be a coup against the Trump regime. Or that I would support one. But if it happens, it happens.

Saw a leaf today. No bug here

Go Guardians. Fuck the Astros

My favorite part was when they played a Portishead song

"There are series where innings happen, and innings where series happen" - Vladimir Lenin

Saw a bug today

Viagra Boys playing @theanthemdc.bsky.social

And if a double decker dick crashes in to us to cum by your side, is such a heavenly way to cum. and if a ten ton shlong fucks the both of us to cum by your side well the pleasure, the privilege is mine there is a cock that never goes soft there is a cock that never goes soft there is a cock th

real coffee lovers scoop up all the coffee ground that get stuck on their grinder with their finger then rub them on their gums like its cocaine

being born in a month with only 30 days is so fucking embarrassing. all neighboring months lengthmog mine. but at least its not February

Geordie Greep and his band playing @blackcatdc.bsky.social

Before Vactican II, bands played with their backs facing the crowd

group of guys sharing a fleshlight like its a blunt. two pumps, then pass to the left

having my life flash before my eyes, but its just a montage of every dentist appointment ive ever had

its really had to boycott all these companies and services when I already dont give them money

Pup playing @theanthemdc.bsky.social

Hollow Knight is so cool I wish bugs were real

The United States has a massive problem with White on White violence. When will the government do something about this?

I think it was a suicide

Guns are bad

Home is where the Desktop Computer is

Saw a bug today

"Inshallah I will drive my spear through the heart of the White Whale" - Captain Arab

I would PIT maneuver the Kant Car

I'm not saying Trump is dead but I've been hearing a lot of sirens out near Dulles

@RealDonaldTrump you cannot trust any doctors. They are out to get you. RFKs homeopathy is your best chance for survival

Gonna combine my two favorite Coen Brothers films (The Big Lebowski and No Country for Old Men) into one. "Where's the money Lebowski" - Anton Chigurh

What would Fugazi do?

The goal of Republicans is to make liberal areas of the country as shitty as the conservative parts

@clppng.bsky.social playing @930club.bsky.social

No one went to Trump's birthday parade so now the entirety of DC is a military parade

Chuck Schuldiner and Death. Everything after their first album is endless biting social commentary that has completely held up 30+ years later (because nothing has gotten better). 1000 Eyes and Without Judgement coulda been written yesterday

Dinosaur Jr at the Fillmore Silver Spring

my 'no buying snacks' rule did no survive first contact with the spicy dill pickle goldfish crackers

Franz Kafka failed to consider that being a giant bug would actually fucking rock (i havent read the Metamorphosis) every day that i wake up and havent turned into a giant bug is a day that i suffer

I love Clipse, I wish cocaine was real

Blood Incantation playing Fillmore Silver Spring

setting up a device that can translate a book into morse code, and the turn that morse code into pulses for a fuck machine so I can get my ass blasted by literature

it would probably be really difficult to go from living in a stillsuit to not being able to piss and shit whenever you want

my man is fuckin zonked out huffin that leather

we need a joe rogan for the center

Cheekface were right, Whatever we need now, we CAN make it out of plastic

It's really cool how we need to defeat the Democratic Establishment and Centrists in general before we even have an opportunity to beat fascism in this country

I think we could save this country if more people publicly asked conservative freaks 'What the fuck is wrong with you?'

There is no reason to support any Democratic politician that isn't willing to commit to the complete destruction of the Republican party

The Republican party is a hostile entity to the United States, and the world as a whole. The Democratic establishment refuses to acknowledge this

Tonight we are all New Yorkers

Godspeed You! Black Emperor at 9:30 Club