so out of the 10 ppl i screened the post with nobody was gonna say its memorial weekend and not labor day weekend

seems like noooooobody wants to bring me a oui’d pen to hit at work anymore huh…

im being so productive today holy shit like meal prep going on in the background, doing laundry, just worked up a weekend dump for work, gonna gym in like 30 mins… who put adderall and ssri’s in my coffee this morning OH AND I WOKE UP AT 10?? AND LIKE RESTED thats crazy

SHUT UPPP WAIT KATYA WAS IN HACKS???? FUUUUUUUUCK i need to get home right fuckin now someone close this bar for me

instagram really needs to not let me view stories after it was posted literally 20s ago like this has happened so many times im embarrassed atp

i really made my home life so fucking cute and beautiful just for me to never be at home and working all the time thats so fucking stupiddd

i absolutely need to get out of the clubs why did i see someone with their skull split open on the sidewalk as i was walking to my car i-

my tanline is already going so insane this summer oh its overr

forgot to time my coffee this morning (it didnt brew long enough) and now it kinda tastes like day old take out…. but i am chugging it

austin stop listening to headlock on repeat challenge

once again banging my credit card on the counter to be held but this time at 2:30pm!

why am i having to hack into the fucking city of austin database computer like the movie hackers just to get a parking pass for this emma long park…

someone start a minecraft server i have a lot of important work things i would like to put off for a few more weeks please and ty

going to hippie with bestie today, commons ford friday, then san mo river saturday… im about to be so fucking tan omfg

why did i just get an ad on instagram for a fleshlight that looks like a croissant french people need to be fucking stopped at any cost

saturday day pass for acl bought 🙂‍↕️

my roomba just inthewaymaxxing as fuck all morning… dont pmo girl

melatonin do somethingggg anythinggg please god

oomf just sent me this i-

STOPPP i just saw the cutest little couples hand tattoo and now i need to be married asap so i can get it what the fuck

i told work no! everybody clap!

WHY PUT ME THRU A TALKING STAGE WHEN U DONT EVEN WANT TO BE THEREEEE god i need a gun and several men to line up im tired

i want to play crimson desert so baaaad (just saw u can ride dragons in it)

anyways getting wine drunk after doing legs if i say anything horny or post ass ignore it

bitch i plow thru cinnamon like charli xcx thru a bag of coke in berlin i need to start buying in bulk oh my god

never have i ever sweat this much in beyonce merch oh my god im gonna scream after this leg day but thank god im off tn

i need to go lay out at the lake tomorrow i stg if the weather is ass im gonna be put on a list

they used to sell butt plugs as headache medicine? we used to be a good country… a proper plugged up country…

posting ur drag moms mothers day post on ur main story and then ur biological mom to ur CF is so fucking funny to me like wdym

happy mothers day to beyoncé

i need a massage so bad my shoulders feel so insanely tight

high and cherishing her from a distance 🙂‍↕️

I FEEL LIKE SHIT EUREKA

spending the rest of my day gassing myself up now brb

just saw a video of a dog getting a mani pedi with nail designs… im literally being treated (by myself bc nobody else is gonna be doing it) worse than a dog atp fuck

need to fucking crash out so bad

BITCH NOW MY FRIEND IS LOCKED OUT OF BARTON AND NOT BEING LET IN BC THE GOD DAMN THUNDER AND IM STUCK W JUST A BUNCH OF GAYS I DONT KNOW GOD DAMN ITTTT GIRL

emotional support groot shirt today bc yea

i need to be held for 48hrs no breaks real fucking soon

i am going to KIIIIILLLLLL m^$€|f ph my god none of my alarms went off to pick the girl up and she had to uber to the airport jesus christ

ok yea no i dont want to do this shit tn or tomorrow nvm im sleepy even after my redbull

i love viewing stories before they have been up for even a minute that doesnt seem insane at all

im really just waiting to pick up myki meeks rn thats so fun ok

ooo just have to make it thru tn and tomorrow and then im done thank god

went to sleep so early and woke up super early oh no

i really should eat before i get light headed and dizzy like i was literally seeing stars in happy hour thats crazy

nvm on work being a drag its an old mans first time at a gay bar and he is so sweet im gonna cry when i get home

god work is such a drag today this is so fucking boring

ok before we get another pandemic who wants to date so i dont have to do that alone again

no longer being the peoples princess like princess dianna but instead just a princess