Frosty

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It's tiiiiiiiiiiiime!

We heard you don't want Israel participating so this is the bare minimum we can do cause we still want them. Oh, we're changing the voting again cause it has been manipulated over the last three years but we thought you wouldn't notice. #Eurovision

Can't beat em, join em with the snow pics :)

Sunday's are the epitome of herd thinking in action. I get every single person who is out shopping today has had the idea "Oh, it's Sunday it won't be busy!" There is NO NEED for it to be this busy on a Sunday, there's 6 other days in the week, surely your schedules aren't that packed, ya cunts.

Fuck me, this is the most I've watched TV in the last decade and it is absolutely dire. Even streaming services are just full of cheaply made shit. I'll stick to my podcasts.

Bloody Baltic this morning.

The #Asda Christmas advert is just fucking obnoxious now.

www.instagram.com/rasputsuko?i... Giving the gram another go till I forget I have it, feel free to follow my monotony 😂

Sick of middle aged men spitting their dummies and crying on national television lamenting the progress and evolution of their country. Pull yourself up by the bootstraps, Gary, Dan, Jez, Kevin, Bruce, Alan, Graham. Keep Calm and Carry On, you might be stuck in the past but the #UK has moved on.

Has anyone actually met an immigrant who is offended by the Union Flag? Like, genuinely incensed by it's mere appearance? The only people I hear getting upset about it is the the local racist Vote-Reform-but-would-vote-EDL-if-it-still-existed crowd.

Bebside Ha'Penny Woods

Woodhorn St Mary's

Can't beat a bit of Patsy Cline

Had Winnie out for a walk, unlike a lot of normal, sane dogs, this little fucker wants to chase and play with Fireworks it turns out. My adorable little pyromaniac

When you look at the lyrics of My Way by ol' blue eyes ...it's no kinda life at all.

This is an unofficial, community bonfire and I have actually shed a tear because it has been one of the safest, community gatherings I've ever witnessed, everyone in the estate invited. More like this please, keep our traditions alive while embracing and acknowledging others.

The mainstream media are not being complicit in their silence because they hate you. The mainstream media know you're not significant enough to bring in viewers. Your grift is tired, worn out and boring now. Go compulsively sniff back in Spain...till your next court date.

Happy Hallowinnie!

I wonder what race Ms Grande will play in AHS. Glad Jessica's back, she might be able to save it. #AmericanHorrorStory #AHS

This is the only time of year you'll see Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers sharing a roll up cigarette outside the local dive pub. #Halloween

My theory is they're stripping Andrew of all his titles and honours so publicly to allow an investigation to take place in it's entirety and not have the conspiracy nutters accusing The Firm of obstruction #AndrewFormerlyKnownAsPrince #PrinceAndrew

Snoozy

Gemini just woke up and listened to a YouTube video playing on TV and responded to what it heard in the video. I wasn't touching my phone, just watching what it was doing. Gemini resolutely refused to admit it was listening when I legit just saw it wake up, transcribe then respond to what it heard.

ITS BEEN 21 YEARS AND WE'RE GETTING IT!!! TEENAGE ME IS SHAKING, CRYING, THROWING UP SOMEWHERE IN 2004 #tatu #underheaven

Misty Bedtime Walk

Northern trains heading towards Blyth Bebside across Bedlington Viaduct

Holy fuck why is it so fucking hard to open a bank account? Fair enough I don't have photo ID as yet, but Christ on a bike I can get a provisional driving licence,benefits and all sorts with half the shit they require.

Moody morning

I'm a pyromaniac after all.

I'm never going to visit the U.S. but just in case something happens that required me to physically be there in the future, I would just like to confirm that Charlie Kirk was a racist, xenophobic, homophobic, backward thinking grifter. To be clear.

Off to hospital today, so no big adventures for Winnie till I get back

This mornings walk

T'was atmospheric last night

Todays adventure #ShihTzu

Greetings #Shihtzu

Dirty elegance #Shihtzu

The Papaya Plenary Paedophile President will be PISSED he's been Passed on a Prize for Peace. Pillock.

Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on winning the Nobel Peace Prize! Reading up on her, she has true grit, determination and substance, a true Hero. This will inspire her to keep fighting for the democratic rights of her people and her country!

New jacket for the pup, tried to get a good photo but she won't stay still....so creepshot while she pee's it is.

RIP Dame Patricia Routledge. I knew her mainly from Keeping Up Appearances and Hetty Wainthrop Investigates, and I'd annoy my grandma all the time comparing her to bucket. True legend.

Someone has a bubbly tummy

Turning... 🌳🍂 #photography

From today's adventure

Happy Saturday lovelies:)

I GOT THE JOB! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Interview went well, in my opinion, so touch wood, if not then at least it's interview experience :)

Off to my Interview, I feel good but still a little nervous