Carson
@crushmap.bsky.social
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Carson | 1991 - present 21+ to interact 😤 flirty with moms 😉 polyamorous 🦜
https://karusan.xyz/links
"I would eat you for breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, afternoon tea, dinner, and second dinner"
about 1 hour ago
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"if he breaks your heart, find me"
about 4 hours ago
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the Kola old fashioned was very good
about 4 hours ago
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"are you sure you're awake? If I were dating her, I'd think I was dreaming." this is why men hate me
about 5 hours ago
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me putting cologne on earlier
loading . . .
about 5 hours ago
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blowing you a kiss at midnight if you wanna blow me too
about 5 hours ago
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@grumpygoblingirl.bsky.social
told ya
about 5 hours ago
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why is my nussy so shiny
loading . . .
about 5 hours ago
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I'm trying to kiss a 🐱 tonight and mine doesn't like kisses
about 7 hours ago
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if I save your post, you already know why
about 7 hours ago
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if you follow me, I assume you think I'm hot or funny lol just kidding I assume you think I'm hot AND funny
about 7 hours ago
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I'm going out alone tonight if you wanna come a couple times
about 11 hours ago
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smhc
about 12 hours ago
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I'm a Linux sysadmin so I spend all day working with a C.L.I.T. (command line interface terminal)
about 12 hours ago
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"do you like team sports?" "sure, I'm down to double or triple team" "no, a standard team size is 11" "ELEVEN?!?"
about 12 hours ago
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I just gave my coworker some chocolate and asked him to give them to his mom for me
about 13 hours ago
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yes, I do sexy work
about 16 hours ago
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this post will self destruct inside you
about 20 hours ago
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nothing a talented tongue can't fix
1 day ago
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it's ok to use sick leave if you're too horny to be productive at work, right?
1 day ago
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sudo get on your knees for me
1 day ago
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wish I were a little bit smaller tbh
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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"I'd pay to see that" boy do I have news for you
1 day ago
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way too horny to be in a corporate work environment right now
1 day ago
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sorry for making everyone horny it will happen again
2 days ago
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can I get a good look at you before bed? give me something to dream about 😉 (I'll return the favor? ⬇️)
2 days ago
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chances are that I might use deprivation on your sight and I'm contemplating cummin' inside
2 days ago
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would it be wrong? would it be right? if I ate you out tonight
2 days ago
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suffocation, no breathing don't give a fuck I'm between your legs eating
2 days ago
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if you are here from the cat post, don't scroll too far unless you wanna see 🍆 and/or me without a shirt on if you're here specifically to see 🍆 and/or me without a shirt on...there's a link for that 😏
2 days ago
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"what kind of man are you?" Yesterday, I was out with friends and saw a woman getting up to leave with a stroller. I got up and "left" the restaurant just to hold the door for her. She thanked me. I said she was welcome. Then I went back inside. That's the kind of man I am.
2 days ago
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tbh if my last name was Mayo I'd pay to change it who is gonna marry into that last name? No one is named Patty anymore.
2 days ago
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"type 60 wpm" on your resume is crazy what
2 days ago
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if you have a 6 page resume, fuck you
2 days ago
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I have 10x more followers on Threads and 10x less views / interactions on my posts there too What a joke
2 days ago
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"you wanna go fuck in the bathroom?" ma'am, this is my favorite karaoke bar in town. I'm not getting banned from here. this is why we travel to other cities 👏
2 days ago
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everyone I know is so hot and so tired
2 days ago
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I said this to someone I know at the bar last night and she said, "that's why we can't have sex. I'm afraid I'd get addicted." historically speaking...she's right
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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my realistic dreams are getting out of hand I invented someone and had a whole romance. We were supposed to be sleeping next to each other They aren't even real 😫
3 days ago
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the look on my cat's face when I roll in at 2am is priceless
3 days ago
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"Do you believe in love at first sight" Don't get me started. I fell in love 3 times TODAY. I was drunk but still
3 days ago
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me and my $130 bar tab against the world
3 days ago
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"your karaoke was my favorite of the night." I sang fergilicious 😂
3 days ago
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and I'm thinking Maybe six inches Ain't so far in
3 days ago
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3 freshly squeezed buttery nipples
3 days ago
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rolling out a red carpet for you and then laying under it 🥵
3 days ago
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call me Pringles 'cause once you pop you can't stop
3 days ago
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I was gonna record karaoke but there are kids here and I don't wanna record them
3 days ago
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scrolling bsky when I'm not horny feels weird
4 days ago
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I started Plur1bus. I'm on episode 3 and so far I don't like it at all. Does anyone like this show?
4 days ago
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