THIS IS JUST TO SAY I have written The ghost hunting query That was in Your inbox And which You were probably Saving To read at another time Forgive me It’s tongue-in-cheek So sardonic And “too dark” #unhingedpit #a #q #h #spec #uf #paranormal

K-POP DEMON HUNTERS!!! …without the demons. …or the magic. …or the hunting. But there’s a corrupt singing competition and Plants and at least one person gets sucker punched, so…same thing, really. #unhingedpit #na #contemp

Looking for a gorgeous romantic lead? Look no further! This one gets referred to as resembling: ❤️stale raisin bread ❤️Quasimodo ❤️A speckled toad ❤️Living camouflage ❤️A semi-sentient puddle of goo ❤️Creature from the black lagoon …and an unfortunate lot more! #unhingedpit #q #na #ya #crossover

My Chemical Romance’s “Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys” X that feeling of laughing at a friend’s comment before slowly realizing that it wasn’t a joke and no one else is smiling …yeah. It’s kinda like that. #unhingedpit #q #a #h #uf #spec #paranormal

Looking for a hero? Nah, sorry. Constance is just a piece of trash who doesn’t want to live up to her potential. #unhingedpit #a #q #h #uf #spec #paranormal

I am losing my mind in excitement over this picture Nikhael did of my ghost hunting punk, Stoak! (Check him out here! ko-fi.com/nikhael_fry9)

Some days, you teach kids literacy and learning games. Some days, you’re teaching kids how to evacuate in the event of an active shooter and holding them as they cry, promising you’d use your body to shield them from bullets if it was real. Education isn’t for the weak of heart.

Sunday Stoak WIP, because i love this idiot.

Yesterday, I was honest with the principal where I work that I have clinical OCD and one of the new side tasks she asked me to take on was kinda rough. I assured her I’d do it, but asked if we could do XYZ to make it less triggering. I was worried…but i didn’t have to be.

“Ms Katie! I had a dream about you! We flew over a rainbow together, and then we went to the zoo!” 🥹❤️ I love working with kids.

Autumn: it calls to me. It races through my veins in a screaming frenzy.

@digitoonie.bsky.social sending ya love from a Streetlight concert!

When exorcising ghosts, it helps to have a medium with a cool head and sympathetic heart. Constance is a medium with none of those. In a blend of horror/comedy that gets darker as it goes, traveling ghost hunters get in too deep when the dead won’t RIP #agentguide #agentsguide

Posting these idiots again because, y’know what, I’m happy with how this turned out.

Late night coffee break with Constance and Ander.

When exorcising ghosts, it helps to have a medium with a cool head & sympathetic heart. Constance is a medium with none of those. In a blend of horror and comedy that gets darker as it goes, traveling ghost hunters get in too deep when the dead won’t RIP #queerpit #a #h #spf #uf

Alix doesn't look like the media's ideal star, but his singing is unrivaled. When he's accidentally entangled in a rigged competition, avoiding an industry blacklisting means proving talent and passion exceed catering to demographics. Mid-2000s vibes Underground music Badass techies #queerpit #na

Power just went out city wide, and we just got the alert that it’s from a busted transmission. My ghost hunting book starts with a busted transmission. PLEASE, BE A POWER OUTAGE OF GOOD LUCK. #amquerying

Scooby-Doo replacing "zoinks" w/more colorful lingo, containing Ensemble cast Hidden pasts Urban legends brought to (after)life Slowburn opposites attract Unhinged spirits Rapidfire banter Missing people Human experiments Growing dread until you forget what happiness is #queerpit #a #h #uf #spf #sn

When people go missing, ghosts grow restless, and a building force threatens the barrier between life and the hereafter, these misfit ghost hunters suddenly find that staying out of debt is the least of their problems. #queerpit #a #h #uf #spf #sn

Found the perfect ice cream for my ghost hunting book: appropriate name, salty, majorly fudged, and full of nuts.

DH: if you see anything out of the ordinary (in the kitchen), don’t think about it. * opens cabinet to have a bottle staring me down with a great big label welcoming me to Flavortown * …yep.

When exorcising ghosts, it helps to have a medium with a cool head & sympathetic heart. Constance is a medium with none of those. In a blend of horror/comedy that gets darker as it goes, traveling ghost hunters get in too deep when the dead won’t RIP #questpit #a #q #h #s #uf

When people go missing, ghosts grow restless, and a building force threatens the barrier between this life and the hereafter, these freelance ghost hunters suddenly find that staying out of debt is the least of their problems. #questpit #h #a #s #q #uf

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER X SCOOBY-DOO Constance is a medium who’d rather fight fate—physically & emotionally—but when her sole friends start a mobile ghost hunting team, she’s the only one with enough perience to keep them this side of the grave. unfortunately. #questpit #a #q #s #h #uf

Ghost hunting should be straightforward, right? And it is…until chasing unhinged spirits and urban legends leads this misfit team down a rabbit hole of missing people and human experiments that threaten the barrier between here and the hereafter. #QuestPit #q #a #h #s #uf

I figured my ghost hunters looked entirely too cool in their character portraits, so I had to rectify that. Here are the Suppressors being idiots at karaoke night.

@leemelillobooks.bsky.social if I may ask a personal question—and please forgive me if this is too forward—but since you have “they” listed first in your pronouns, is that your preference over the two? I figured it was, and have been using “they” when referring to you, but I want to make sure.

Waiting for DH at the little fairy garden in front of the library, I texted him that I’m “chilling with my gnomies.” …one of these days, he’s going to get very sick of me.

Fun fact! Did you know you can melt your toaster if it’s too close to the stove? :D

200 Followers BlueSky Art Raffle ! Rules: 🖤Like, 💜Repost & 💛Follow Prize: The winner will get a full color sketch of one character of their choosing. (OCs, Fanart are acceptable.) Deadline: August 31, 2025 Examples in the picture. #artraffle #aimijiart 1/2

I love seeing so many agents looking for "smart fiction." But what about stupid fiction? Is anyone looking to read about a bunch of dumbasses? That's kinda more my speed.

Emma: part badass, part batshit. Percentages vary on a daily basis.

Okay, but frick. I think I’m enjoying this pic without color. #wip

Okay, so I've been doing character sketches for the Central Avalon crew and tagging their names behind them? Sorry, but I'm actually geeked about what I did for Emma's graffiti, even if it will be mostly covered. Kinda perfect for a vampire hunter, yeah?

Please spread this around and lend Britters a hand if you're able. Fortunately the melanoma was caught early, but there's still a good deal of medical care needed to treat it. A boost can literally help save a life. Thank you. ❤️💔

Jemi: more charisma and marketing skills than the rest of the crew combined. I know that's not saying much, but still.

If you are querying, I would HIGHLY RECOMMEND querying Lee. They are an absolute delight. GET YOUR QUERIES IN NOW!

Please, please, please, let me dream.

Ein: the sweetest, most innocent cinnamon roll and resident tech expert... and crafter of dangerous weapons. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

Ahhhh, i’ve been out and about today, but seeing so many unhinged pitches now is amazing, and I appreciate the support SO MUCH! You guys are awesome!!!

My favorite rejection for my ghost hunting book in all of its glory—because, really, that’s a badge of honor. #unhingedpit #q #a #uf #horror #COMEDY

Yeah. By ghost story is kinda like that. #unhingedpit #q #a #uf #horror #comedy

You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳

Constance: bitter, sardonic bruiser who'd rather talk with her fists. Pretty much the last person who should be a medium. In fact, she's fairly certain her conscience went out to lunch last week and has yet to return.....

While Ashlea and I are working on our major rewrite of our story, I'd like to present our updated #AgentGuide This is our adult/crossover romantic fantasy with a true slow burn romance, and series potential! #WritingCommunity 📖🦋

Time for the ever-exasperated leader of these ghost hunting misfits. Ander: the human manifestation of Doing His Best.

@heatherosborn.bsky.social I’m so sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to check if fulls are still under consideration with you. I was having some difficulties with querytracker, and some things weren’t going through.

Disney dress up day at summer school today. Lots of Mickey, lots of Bluey, lots of kids in princess costumes. …and then there was me dressed as Tony Stark.

As WHEN INK SWALLOWS THE SUN begins hitting agent inboxes, here's an updated #agentsguide, ft. 🪭An eldritch craving belonging 🏹A failing chosen one 🪭A pampered heir losing it all 🏹A saboteur of her own rebellion ❤️ this post or DM if interested! #agentguide #F #A #writingcommunity