Can’t believe people aren’t paying more attention. Almost ran over a hot chick right now! 😱🙀

That smug smile and tractor sounds after a long day of biting beards, toes and man nipples. Villain. #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky

You know the current president is shit when Al Bundy would make a better one.

Good morning.

Experimenting with cat pictures. Some weird anomalies detected.

There’s something about this time if the season. #birds #tree #suggestive

You sick people really need to seek help. #naughty #foodporn. Literally food porn.

Me in here: - A lot of obcene reposts with 1 like. - obscene post of myself with 2 likes. - a random image of my arrogant little cat with 400 likes. Once again defeated by pussy.

The cat put sanctions and a blockade on further work this evening. Gotta listen to the boss.

Motion.

Ladies, would you know how your pussy would look like without trim/shave? #unshaved #hairy #hairypussy #fullbush #unshaven #hirsuite

Sometimes the mind wanders into really naughty habitats. 🤔🤤 It’s probably your fault.

Way to sharp claws on this pussy who believes everything under the blanket ia prey… 

Blueskys algorithm seem to think I’m gay. I don’t mind a nice cock acrolling by, but I wouldn’t mind missing out on the speedos. #nsfwsky #suggestedposts

Mixed feelings when the kid’s home sick from school. 😮‍💨🫩 It’s like a bonus day off for ne, but I also feel bit sorry for her. 🤔😷

🫡 RIP Mani

Like. Ladies who begin foreplay by peeing in a champagne glass and serves it on a silver plate will receive everlasting love and the whole fucking kingdom in my book.

Noone: Medusa:

I feel a bit sorry for mind readers. Especially the hot ones.

Beware. Kittens carry sharp claws.

Kåt, desillusionerad och spelat präktig på arbetstid.

#lifehacks #masturbation #slutlore