Welp, it finally happened: had my first patient hit me with the "Well ChatGPT said..." ....I really need to start working on my schpiel for that statement because it probably isn't gonna be the last time I hear it...

Well THIS would've done numbers on a 2007 Naruto AMV.... Also, hearing a pretty decent Chester impersonation sing that second verse....shit that got me. youtu.be/qcdsWUAl5jQ?...

It's the first cold, rainy day of Autumn here. All that's missing is a giant someone to cuddle up with.

Gifting all my dog sona friends a Lambchop for Christmas

After months of "let's wait and see" I finally uninstalled Destiny 2. Can't decide if "finally pulling life support from a family member" or "making the decision to distance from a friend/family member who insists on self destructive choices" is the more apropos analogy...either way it sucks.

Well that was a nice, relaxing 11 day vacation. Now to check up on all the news I might've missed ....

Being cringe is better than being cruel.

[Trumpet flare to the tune of "Tequila"] *leans into microphone* Bnnuy

Bruh

update: left the bar cause the people next to me were saying "trans people shouldn't be allowed to transition until they're 18 cause it's irreversible" Tried explaining to them, Now at the bar explaining Ohio to the lovely English bartender and now we're trying to figure out the UK equivalent

Dear diary: today I discovered Indian whiskey (whisky?) is a thing and it was...definitely something I've tried. I need more time to collect my thoughts on this

Apparently going on a cruise in the North Atlantic this time of year is COLD. Who knew? Guess we're staying inside and staying cozy

Being on vacation and having an excessive amount of Smol Energy™ to bug my big friends on subway rides

Watching a bouncer drag out someone too drunk at a karaoke bar while singing "Don't stop me now" is a level of meta I wasn't ready for tonight, but am AMUSED by

Just left a matinee of Cabaret. On one hand, the cast was fantastic And deserving of the standing ovation they got. On the other hand it feels incredibly inappropriate to do with how the show ends

*Gulps*

Thank God I'm going on vacation right when the news cycle has to try and explain a fucking 10+ old internet subculture copy pasta to normies ...

I'm super conflict adverse, so as much as our country needs people who know where the nearest brick is (you know, for reasons), I don't think I'm the one to be on the front lines with them But I'd like to think I'm helping in my own way by correcting my patients' files when they get dead named.

Soooo uhm....does anyone still need a date for 8/8? 👉👈

So now that I have entered a Netflix polycule, I finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters I have already watched it twice and listened to the soundtrack four times since Friday

Sure. Don't usually feel super comfortable with asking for attention, but been pouring from an empty cup the last few weeks and could use a boost.

Superman good

I just had a 14 year old patient tell me she's "really gotten into Dad rock lately, like Blink 182 and Sublime" If anyone needs me, I'll be bathing in eye cream...

Quote with a character that if you came out to them, their first response would be, "I'm gayer.'"

Marketing execs take note: I will be 279% more likely to purchase your product if there's werewolf girls

At a belated queer Fourth of July party and someone has a tank top of a shirtless Steve Rogers. But he's got 8 right fingers, no left nipple, and his R ear is FUCKED and I have so many thoughts....

A thousand blessings on this bartender for teaching me to pair Irish whisky with candied ginger #TipsyTinyThoufhts

Me, looking at my SO while our PACKED home queer bar's dance floor lose its shit to "Every time we touch by Cascada" for the last time before it closes in July: Rogers, hoisting Mjolnir

Watching a bunch of fursuiters block out the angry protestors at our local pride event is encouraging...could use some on the bigger side to really block them though

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush

I'm just saying: if Spaceballs 2 does not make a baby Yogurt joke and call him Go-gurt what even was the point?

One king.

Day 1 of Pride: people are already drunkenly singing Bette Midler's "The Rose" at the urinals

Maybe it's the THC seltzer, but the idea of tonic immobility in sharks is absolutely tickling me. Like imagine if we had a 100% effective stun button...why

Hey guys, what's going on today--

Actual quote from this morning after working on a patient with a foot injury: Them: Mmmmm....I'm gonna figure out a way to shrink you and put you in a jar so you can do that for me while on the road shows Me: Oh...good thing you can't actually do that.

the squishening

Dear Diary: I've made a horrible realization today So my physiotherapy clinic has a reputation of being the go to clinic for dancers/stage performers. So I see a lot of patients with foot pain I personally am also trying to develop my skills as a TMJ specialist ...I specialize in maws and paws...

Pope Leo XIV is expected to have a poor initial reception, but will become much more popular when he rebrands as Leo XIV A Pontiff Reborn.

Office Coordinator: UGHHH Me: What's wrong? OC: I've been on the phone with X insurance company for the last hour and a half to get them to resend us denial letter covering Mrs. Y's procedure so we can at least have documentation Me: Wait ...they're denying your request to be denied? OC: Yeah...

Hey you. Yeah you, down here. Go see Sinners. In IMAX if you can Holy shit.

Watching the feed flood with bnnuy art

Just saw an AI pharmaceutical ad before a 3 minute YouTube video....I hate it here

Was a +1 for a VIP booth to watch a river front fireworks show for our city's spring festival when everyone started singing the national anthem during the finale... Can we have *one* fireworks show where we don't get weirdly nationalistic? Please?

Ugh, gotta love the "call in sick and feel guilty about it" vibes

You've been murdered. Whom do you want on your case?

They replaced a four way intersection near my work with a two way roundabout and if that doesn't describe the situation in America....

Morning coffee thought: I do find it funny that one of the plot points in the show is that She-Hulk has problems with guys who are only attracted to her sexually. All of the guys she dates are fumbling someone that they can talk super hero case law with....men really are the worst

The "They are online and I kinda wanna message them but scared" dilemma