For the love of everything fraggable, it's farking hot here!!!

Guys I just woke up and I'm in fucking Florida what the fuck?

Saw a fleet of starlink drones in the sky the other night and was reminded of how amazing Elon musk is! I wanted fellow enthusiasts to talk about this with so I went online to look for some fellow starlink drone enthusiasts which lead me to a forum called "cageddrones". Really pleasant community :D

Damn, Daniel!

My name is Wallace, and I am a gamer. I play many video games. Like Mario, Mario Galaxy, Mario odyssey, and you know what? I'll say it. Even sometimes donkey Kong. This is who I am.

GAMER FUN FACT: Did You Know? In an interview, Shigeru Miyamoto (inventory of video games) was asked what inspired this ad campaign, he laughed and said that it came to him in a dream after he realised that touching was good.

One time I gamed so soft it felt good.

Does anyone remember classic characters like Mario, Luigi, Bowser and Mario’s Puerto Rican uncle? They used to be in many great games until the woke came along and replaced all games with women.

Have Nintendo considered this? I’ve been working tirelessly on this game and I’m going to bring it to Miyamoto (inventory of video games) himself as soon as I can. I love Nintendo games but their graphics just… aren’t enough anymore. I made this and it is better than all of Nintendo.

Do they have Nintendo Wii in England. Probably not.

I think I could fit toad inside of me.

You guys won't believe how much fun you can get out of one Luigi amiibo.

I love Nintendo games and products

“Retweet!” I shout into the void, nobody listens. Nobody is there to listen. Nobody retweets.

8-bit tweet!

Please disregard this post. Wallace is doing just fine. I am currently enjoying countless exhilarating races in the Mario Kart World game for my Nintendo Switch 2 system. I was just posting something I thought would be funny!

Update on last night: I'm safe. Been staying in a hotel since last night. I'm not sure who is after me. If anyone has any information send it to me on bluesky

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD HOKY FUCK

One time I gamed so soft it felt good.

Top five biggest fears 5. Snakes 4. Bears 3. Woke 2. Clown 1. Beautiful women

People come up to me all the time and they say, “Wallace, how did you get so attractive? What is your skin care routine?” I think it all comes down to drinking canned mountain dew, but if you really want my skin? You’re going to have to peel it off me and I’d let you.

Top ten sexiest women in Mario Kart Wii. 10. Toad (if you use your imagination)

They should remake totk unreal engine so Links beautiful twink body looks just like a real person

They weren’t fucking joking. Fanboys, Fangirls and Haters… Epic Media Productions is in GRAVE DANGER. We are getting SUED. I can’t pay these legal fees without YOUR help. Please buy more supplements.

My name is Wallace.

Sex with me woul dbe like booting up Smash Bros Bawl on Nintendo Wii System. Or so I've been told by many beautiful gamer girls.

Found out the rapture was happening on that thing. Wild times. Took forever to get back down to earth.

Sex with me woul dbe like booting up Smash Bros Bawl on Nintendo Wii System. Or so I've been told by many beautiful gamer girls.

3 words. Super Monkey Ball

Perhaps this gun was also used to shoot the rabbit. Much to think about. The mystery continues.

One time I gamed so hard it hurt.

Can't wait for the series FINALE amiright gamers? RETWEET

@bingsearchengine.bsky.social help

RETWEET!

No, but I could absolutely go for some jefferson25 pizza.

No, but I could absolutely go for some jefferson25 pizza.

@thehaters.bsky.social how does it feel to know the world is on my side?

Once again trending ALL over the world. The Epic Media Productions Empire grows to new heights every second.

'SuperWally64Bros' IS NOT my old YouTube account. There are HATERS trying to BULLY ME with old lets plays of 'me' playing games as a child and being BAD AT THEM. This is slander. I was always good at all (non woke) video games and hell, I'm probably good at the woke ones too since all you do is walk

I am always asking questions like this. Do people ever answer? No. Injustice.

Sorry I've been absent. Been dealing with the gnomes. Thankfully Halloween is finally over though

Yet more evidence towards this. We won't be silent. We know the truth. youtu.be/gYG4sj8T6Ik?...

Tried this. Things went terribly wrong.

I'm hearing noises outside of my house.

Hey fanboys, fangirls and haters. I don’t say this lightly. I think I found something I wasn’t supposed to. That anonymous source sent me a DM saying it was all fake and then deleted their account. Nintendo got to them. Epic Media productions may be in danger.

An anonymous source contacted us at EPIC MEDIA productions with leaked footage of one of Mario 64's many beta builds. Showing Miyamoto's personalised copy. He always wanted this. I told you.

I'm still... still thinking about how scary it all was.

SEX ONLINE? Are people having it. We at EPIC MEDIA PRODUCTIONS investigate in our newest documentary.

GAMER FUN FACT: I'm unwell.

GAMER FUN FACT: In a 2025 interview that came to me in a vision once. Miyamoto said something similar. Went on further to say Mario was going to have a gun and straight up shoot the rabbit. Scary stuff.