[parental death, dark humor] I showed this to J and he just shrugged and said, deadpan af, "My mom's dead." https://transfem.social/notes/ad06jwo2bp1504k2

🥰 https://mastodon.social/@VioletPixel/115255678056378644

crunchy cheetos are substantially worse than puffy cheetos

i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.

So it didn't happen, I guess?

Unpopular book opinion: The enimies-to-lovers trope is exhausting 95% of the time.

I got an ear infection from using the new AirPods Pro for maybe an hour and a half on Saturday 😭

I'm really excited for this year's D&D&Donations! What chaos can I sow this year? 🤔 https://mastodon.social/@mikahsargent/115245119955431006

My only goal for today is to get our disaster of a kitchen under control 🥴

"We're out of gluten-free pancake batter. Would you like a regular pancake?" Why the actual fuck would I order a gluten-free pancake if I could eat a gluten-filled one?

Wait, the rapture is supposed to be this week? Wouldn't that be evidence that Trump really is the antichrist? (I know, I know, they think he'll be raptured, too.)

"[S]he said her greatest accomplishment was, 'Choosing the right parents.'" 😂 What a remarkable human. https://apobangpo.space/@jodmentum/115233206714241696

My curly hair specialist is sending me the info for the stylists she's acquainted with in Portland 🥰

I can hardly stand to look at my phone's Home Screen now. Thanks, Alan Dye. https://wandering.shop/@aleen/115225766517039826

I got a cheap phone case to use until my Carved case gets here and it feels like I'm squeezing my device into a pair of jelly shoes.

[US Pol] I stayed on Facebook for a long time to try to talk to the Trump voters I knew. I never changed a single mind on even the smallest topic. https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion/115232861446276486

I hate this change to Libby so, so much. The old behavior was that you would place an item on hold and, if you weren't ready when it was your turn to borrow it, you'd extend the hold for a period of time (I think 1-30 days). Now you have to suspend a hold if […] [Original post on wandering.shop]

We have 19 houses saved in an "Amazing" folder and literal hundreds in a "Nope" folder. Four of the 19 are pending sale. We only need one! But first we actually have to make it to Portland 💀

Animal Crossing Crocs are back in stock, if you were sad to miss out on them a few weeks ago! https://www.crocs.com/p/animal-crossing-platform-clog/210101.html (with apologies to J)

gross

I keep thinking that there's something wrong with my eyes because the app icons on my Home Screen are blurry but it's just Liquid Glass liquid glassing things up.

tfw your spouse makes you get up because you're laying on them and they have a meeting 💔

thunderstorm 🥰

oh, nvm, it doesn't meet one of our 100% non-negotiable requirements 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://wandering.shop/@aleen/115222171751841266

The fact that Jimmy Fallon will eventually be the last late night guy standing is the most powerful indictment anyone could make of him

This is fascism. https://www.theverge.com/policy/780502/heres-the-jimmy-kimmel-clip-that-got-him-pulled-off-the-air

Tim Cook is a fascist ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ At the very least, he's okay with associating with fascists. Which means he's a fascist. https://mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/115222018498339898

tfw the house you fell in love with is $275,000 over budget

I've been thinking similar thoughts lately. https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/115221373249202418

Reposted with alt text #flexiblework #remotework #ReturnToOffice https://mastodon.social/@mklopez/115187361052628583

Today's Yarn Helper is #ravenbaby!!! Yarn is for Stephen West's #musikal, which I said I wasn't going to do! #knitting

I am so excited to actually be able to see people again. One of the criterion in our house search is "big covered outside space" so that friends can come over and hang out in all sorts of weather.

I was going to write a gift guide for knitters, but so many of my product recommendations are from other countries and importing things is unpredictable right now.

That thing where you sleep really hard for an hour, then wake up thinking the alarm will go off soon but it's not even midnight

[Medical, all caps] AND A HAPPY NERVE BURNINATION DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Dear body, Why did you wake up at 5:00? The lights don't come on until 6:00. We had another hour to sleep. Another hour! We needed that hour! Please consider this my formal complaint.

Video: If you grew up in the 90s or early 2000s, you're probably familiar with CRTs. A: What if you're older than that? J: You're dead.

#sirsqueakertonthefirst just stretched so big that he made himself squeak.

I need to come up with a couple of character options for a long-term D&D campaign and my brain is blank. No thoughts here, only static.

Migraine cocktail: 1 Trudhesa 2 Sudafed* 1 Prochlorperazine** 1 Dr Pepper & Cream Soda (zero sugar) 1 face like this: 😖 *because Trudhesa makes my sinuses swell **because Trudhesa makes me nauseated

my marriage https://chaos.social/@dasschildkroet/115201755105495241

A: I think I felt this migraine coming on, but I didn't recognize the symptoms. J: ? A: My neck and shoulders were stiff for no reason. J: Why didn't you have me rub your neck? What good is a husband, if not for rubs?

[US Pol] great https://mastodon.online/@virtualbri/115200102259949693

my spouse is trying to explain the provenance of "you wouldn't download a car" to me I was not terminally online in the early 2000s because I had was smarter then

A couple of months so, I developed peripheral neuropathy. It feels like I'm being simultaneously poked by thousands of fine-gauge needles all over my trunk. Thankfully, it only lasts a few seconds. I was talking to my PCP about it; he thought it was probably due to my cauterized nerves […]

Not a petty parting, exactly, but I recently read a book and felt indifferent to it when I'd finished it. I started the sequel today and I'm still not feeling it, so I'm going to abandon it. It's okay to not finish books (movies | TV shows | video games) if you're not enjoying them. It's okay […]

Charlie Kirk is another data point supporting my "hate makes you age fast" hypothesis. Dude was only 31? Are we sure?

🥺 #sirsqueakertonthefirst

I cannot emphasize enough how little I want a wine fridge in my house.

I've been singing this to myself for three days. https://youtu.be/5eeii0_xojs