Looking sideward to the weekend

It’s a 2007 Mayday Parade kind of morning

The Verizon BS isn’t funny anymore pls get ur shit together

@ Verizon this u

I feel like there used to be judgment from me towards people that voice text. But to be honest, I do not have time to be typing. I don’t feel like typing so I’m gonna voice text and you can just deal with it and no, I’m not going to correct it if it hears me wrong.

SAME TWEET

🥲🥲🥲🥲

If you want me in the office full time I WILL be bringing my dog and she is a real dick

Rage baiting myself by checking Facebook to see if any people from my hometown have ignorant opinions about the state of this dumpster fire country

Happy victory Monday 💙❤️

And literally all that matters is the chiefs are out #FUKC

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 go bills baby it ain’t over yet

Tricked Georgia into eating her heart worm prevention today. Nothing else needs to be accomplished.

9 out of 10 times the book is better than the movie and that stands true for the housemaid

Can you imagine if Georgia knew I took this pic of her sleeping and then cropped her onto a high dive

Watching videos out loud on your phone in a Dr office waiting room and you’re not 5 years or younger is wild

Why are celebrities running for office pls stop

Happy Friday everyone fight the power by eating plant based proteins & guzzling seed oils

Nothing says “idgaf about you” like spelling someone’s name wrong in an email when their name is right there clear as day

I have 1984 if anyone needs to borrow it 👀👀

Please don’t listen to RFK and his food pyramid

Please don’t listen to advice from wellness influencers on social media who have no educational background.

YEARS AND YEARS OF SCIENCE IS BEING THROWN TO THE SIDE SO PEOPLE EAT RED MEAT AND AVOID VACCINATIONS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

Listens to ATW(TMV)(TV) 4 times on repeat am I okay can someone diagnose me

Thankful to live in a state that is maintaining the current vaccine policies because science is important 🙌🙌

Guys I did the thing where I finally did the one thing I was putting off forever and dreading to deal with it, only for the process to take 5 minutes.

Every day I thank my lucky stars I was raised to have empathy 🥲

To quote my fav meme: “remember when you had polio? NO? That’s because you’re fucking vaccinated”

Embarrassed to be in the same generation as all these millennial wellness dipshits that believe they know more about health than the entire medical field. Vaccines save lives.

No because why am I forced to work when I just want to read my book!!!!

Some people deserve to be followed around with someone blaring SpongeBob’s “loser” kazoo. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about you are also a loser

Lol why is it the shittiest feeling when all your friends hang out without you 🥲

A toxic thing about me is if you’re not one of my really good friends I am absolutely not taking the time to watch the Instagram reel or TikTok you sent me. I just liked it to not leave you on read

This anti vax raw milk enthusiast on my Instagram just posted a story and used the wrong ‘your’ which just really leans into the entire vibe she’s bringing to the function

Imagine hating me and I’m just jumping around my kitchen because my first ever sourdough loaf is baking and I think it’s gonna come out right!!!

Imagine hating me and I’m over here just trying to beat my Rubik’s cube time

Can’t go on insta or fb to avoid spoilers 🫣🫣🫣🫣

In for 2026: - Promoting Science

There needs to be more shame associated with what you decide to comment on social media. Too many bozos out here just saying whatever they want without any brain cells

I can solve a Rubik’s cube in 3 minutes and 20 seconds if anyone cares

Pls stop using chat gbd

Being a bills fan is so 🫩

‘Ready or Not 2: Here I Come’ will now be released on March 27th, 2026. It was previously set to release on April 10th of the same year.

We don’t need to give toxic men a spotlight

Instacart still charging an expedited delivery fee after they delay your order is simply insane

If I won the lottery the first thing I’d do would be to upgrade all my streaming services to get rid of fucking ads omg

All I want for Christmas is a chiefs-free Super Bowl

Hey so I don’t even want to look at my bank account this month

But why was the Bermuda Triangle something we all needed to know about when we were 13