Why do men do things. Like stand in a cluster in the doorway??? Just chatting sway??? Fucking move

Meant to be a lizard sun bathing on a rock in this weather. Forced to sit at a desk and work :(

Me and who?

Anyone else think today was March 13th and Noah Kahan was releasing another single and then got super sad when you realize you have to wait another week or was that just me

People out here driving in a parking garage like they’re not driving in a fucking parking garage

YOU STUPID FUCKIN BITCH

Goodbye Kristi noem you stupid fucking bitch 🎶

Kristi noem fucking sucks BOOOOOOOO

Thankful for sourdough and thankful for cottage cheese

Follow up: worth it! (This is my third loaf ever and I’m very proud of it!!)

Over committed to sourdough now have to stay up for two more hours to stretch and fold and I’m mad about it

One thing about me if you’re tailgating me I absolutely will only go the speed limit and not a mile over

An owl lives near my house and I really want to meet him

Guys not having pain when I compulsively put cold water over my root canal tooth is crazy. Doesn’t feel normal!!!!

Nvm I did it myself 🙄

Anyone wanna get my root canal done for me today? 😀

Everyone SHUT UP my show is on

I love how you know it’s Fox News playing on a tv just by the yelling and the amount of times they say Democrat

If I see one more video of punch in any emotional state I am going to fucking lose it

Get off your fucking phone while you’re walking in a crowded hall

Why do no artists come to Albany. You’re going to Buffalo but not Albany??? Grow up

Being a full on cunt at work today not sorry

The joy I felt seeing positive double digit windchill is soooooooo depressing lol

Posted some bad bunny on my fb page to rage bait the degenerates from my hometown

Too many things to worry about

Someone sprayed sweet pea body spray in the women’s room and I’ve teleported back to 7th grade

If you post an AI portrait of yourself and your hobbies on Facebook I am forced to unfriend you sry

Today we have less anxiety

Just finished reading the Ritual and about to watch the movie. Hoping the movie is more satisfying than the book 🤪

WHY DO I FEEL ANXIOUS

It drives me fuuuuuckin nuts when people talk over each other in meetings. Just shut up

I need more friends on Strava

Punxsutawney Phil has been added to the 2026 cancelled list and it’s hilarious

BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil is under arrest for calling for six more weeks of winter. He reportedly tried to escape but only dug himself in deeper.

What if you were on a space shuttle with someone and they snored anytime they were sleeping

Okay wearing mittens is problematic while driving bc when someone pulls out in front of me and I have to slam on my brakes I also have to take the extra step of removing a mitten so they know I’m giving them the finger and not just showing them my hand

I need a mint

Lots of red onion in my salad today so sorry to my coworkers 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I wonder if fedex hates me once a month when my 50lb bag of dog food gets delivered

Dammit Phil

Walking into work feeling like my face is going to peel off from my body

A lot of things are hurting my feelings today!!!!

The maga girl on my insta has been awfully quiet the last few days and it’s noticeable

Hey everyone can we just stay off our freakin phones while we’re driving in rush hour traffic bc everyone is already amped up and we don’t need Jessica driving 40 in a 55 because she needs to check her TikTok

Wow I absolutely hate Alexa’s new voice

Stepping on bubble wrap is actually still fun as an adult if u were wondering

My dog would like to speak to the manager about the -10 windchill

They took his gun and THEN they shot him

This is hilarious actually

WARMING CENTERS: As St. Louis experiences an arctic air and snowfall on Friday and Saturday, warming centers and shelters are available. Here’s the list: STL City - stlouis-mo.gov/live-work/wa... STL County - bit.ly/4pSojyK For additional information, you can call 211. Stay safe, y’all!