Hey so I promise you that whatever text you need to read while you’re driving a 2 ton death machine can wait until you’re parked hope this helps

I left my pretzels in my lunch box with my banana and now my pretzels taste like banana 😞

People who prolong meetings for the sake of going for the full time are ridiculous. Ma’am pls shut up and let me end this teams call.

The perfect organism 🤤🤤🤤

NOAH KAHAN TOMORROW TOMORROW NOAH KAHAN NOAH KAHAN NOAH KAHAN

I’ve cut myself twice this week while cutting veggies / bread. What is going on. Lock in.

Got cat called & shouted at on my walk today which forced me to change my route that I planned. And my first thought was “oh well, this happens” which is just a very unfair and disappointing reaction. Leave women alone.

I just got so excited because I heard a white throated sparrow and hello I am a millennial

Mosquitoes are already out here menacing

praise the lerddd for excedrin 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Something about ATWTMVTV coming on shuffle n this dreary Tuesday morning is jus SLAPPPPPIN right now

If you’re going to be upset with your circumstances but set yourself up to be in those circumstances & not do ANYTHING to get yourself out, shut the fuck up about it

I’ve been bullied into sharing my lemon blueberry sourdough too 🤪( @flyohmymary.bsky.social )

Bringing my jalapeño cheddar sourdough to Bluesky bc every platform should see it

Sweet chili sauce belongs on everything

I can’t wait for therapy tomorrow jfc

Getting ignored via work chat / teams just pisses me off to a whole other fucking level

Hate when my car just autopilots to the bookstore!!! Like hello??? I totally did not need to come to the bookstore but since I’m here… 🤷🏼‍♀️

I am so fucking annoyed today

LOL THE ANXIETY

Things could be worse. You could have a friend like Jen from momtok

Why is it SOP for eye doctors to be running over an hour behind schedule? Like is this a joke?

My toxic trait (one of many I’m sure) is that I’m always too fucking prompt. IM TOO ON TIME. And I’m always waiting for my late friends

I got a new crown on my back molar do I look different 👑

Every once in a while I think about how my hs cross country coach made us (a team of 13-17 year old girls) keep a journal of what we ate everyday and assigned points to food items and wow

Why do men do things. Like stand in a cluster in the doorway??? Just chatting sway??? Fucking move

Meant to be a lizard sun bathing on a rock in this weather. Forced to sit at a desk and work :(

Me and who?

Anyone else think today was March 13th and Noah Kahan was releasing another single and then got super sad when you realize you have to wait another week or was that just me

People out here driving in a parking garage like they’re not driving in a fucking parking garage

YOU STUPID FUCKIN BITCH

Goodbye Kristi noem you stupid fucking bitch 🎶

Kristi noem fucking sucks BOOOOOOOO

Thankful for sourdough and thankful for cottage cheese

Follow up: worth it! (This is my third loaf ever and I’m very proud of it!!)

Over committed to sourdough now have to stay up for two more hours to stretch and fold and I’m mad about it

One thing about me if you’re tailgating me I absolutely will only go the speed limit and not a mile over

An owl lives near my house and I really want to meet him

Guys not having pain when I compulsively put cold water over my root canal tooth is crazy. Doesn’t feel normal!!!!

Nvm I did it myself 🙄

Anyone wanna get my root canal done for me today? 😀

Everyone SHUT UP my show is on

I love how you know it’s Fox News playing on a tv just by the yelling and the amount of times they say Democrat

If I see one more video of punch in any emotional state I am going to fucking lose it

Get off your fucking phone while you’re walking in a crowded hall

Why do no artists come to Albany. You’re going to Buffalo but not Albany??? Grow up

Being a full on cunt at work today not sorry

The joy I felt seeing positive double digit windchill is soooooooo depressing lol

Posted some bad bunny on my fb page to rage bait the degenerates from my hometown