all the things u said all the things u said Im a fuckin chud I’m a fuckin chud

JJJJJJ JR

if you think I’m a bitch you should meet farner bocken

will someone put the 🫪 emoji on the head of that emoticon guy who’s jacking off

Trump reportedly called Netanyahu a “silly goose” and called the ethnic cleansing of Beirut a “real fucky wucky”

🫪 <— I’m about to bust face

guy walking with bad posture aka Kirking

telling my boss he acting like a goofy ahh

posting on the lowkirk

I’m in the backrooms smoking crack looking like gollum

[gets violently high and drinks 4 cups of coffee every morning] why do i feel so weird

6 MILLION WAYS TO DIE

one of you is going to kill me someday

all my bitches bad not in like the good way they’re just downright awful

I’m a fat fucking chud is what I am

lynchings still happen in this country like once a month and cops just shrug their shoulders

pete hegseth is lowkey twink coded is he not

L + ur funded by AIPAC

damn we guess we gotta cut off funding for both smh

“I heard there was a secret chord” doesn’t sound so fucking secret to me

the lonely tankie seems to free the means of production at night at at at night

I’m so fucking fried bruh

go crazy go dumb get stupid be ignorant forget how to read

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like “I’m In Your Yard”

more like boreds of Canada amirite folks

when a song starts you just know some music bout to happen

head so good I dapped her up after

the other night I realized we were falling out of love broski

if you got a butt plug in and you fart what happens

I’m gonna go

I think I’d feel better if I stopped eating

I’m crashing out I can actually feel my mood swinging

rym is killing the new peggy album crackers are so mad

my bad…

everything about jpegs I like…

the cantankerous oomfie

every day I type my little thoughts and press my little buttons

I don’t have a Glock or a Rari I just say shit on here

if you remember me from twitter no you don’t

fanning the flames of desire by wearing male leggings and showing off my mcnuggies

wheres the option for Read My Bible or Ate A Healthy Option Off The Menu

chat is the one

new peggy album is decent my only gripes are 1) his rapping is getting a little stale and 2) the ye worship gotta stop

drake albums are a recession indicator and he dropped 3 we‘re cooked

two roads diverged in a yellow wood

skip is a promising rage-baiter but real ones know skald is the goat

shrimpy propaganda

accidentally learning how to trade stocks thru stalking skins on csfloat